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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Neuer has left his box 18 times now according to ESPN [/stats]

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Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Neuer is literally playing 3 positions simultaneously

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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sweek0 posted:

I wish all goalkeepers were like Neuer.

This world cup has had a bunch of goals and yet the goal keepers have all been the best. This is the best world cup. Neuer is amazing.

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

YES YES YES

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Yup, faked the fall

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?


I want to live in this moment forever.

Toaster Ding
Apr 30, 2006

that was an entire sentence composed solely of "schweinsteigger"

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
So BOTH teams have brilliant goalkeepers today? Is that why it's still 0-0?

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

Hahahaha

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


God drat this keeper loving owns owns owns

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Come on Algeria, it will come...probably. More likely Germany are going to sneak a soft one but I live in hope.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

thank god this is probably going to extra time, i missed my football fix today

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

I missed this because I was making dinner so thank you so much for this.

:laffo: Muller, go back to the garbage bin you came from.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

lmao that's intentional, no one actually trips and falls like that

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


This is why they call it the beautiful game.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

lol the guy on the portuguese tv just called the german team "much more right wing this half"

origami manatee
Oct 21, 2010

I made food

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

vyelkin posted:

lmao that's intentional, no one actually trips and falls like that

Yes and i love him

Russ
Dec 17, 2005

Chimping around, kick my brains round the floor
These are the days - it never rains but it pours
nice match, i havent seen something as cagey since i saw the room that rolf harris will see out the last few months of his life

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
please score now Germany

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Yeah seems Algeria would have got at least one without having someone like Neuer back there.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Delicious.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Also lmao Muller he is just a literal clown who happens to be a world class footballer

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The one Univision dude that speaks a bit of German and is just running with it whenever he can is loving hilarious.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
ITV commentators really seem convinced that Germany has ALgeria right where they want them, am I watching wrong?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

orange sky posted:

lol the guy on the portuguese tv just called the german team "much more right wing this half century"

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

No way that was accidental, great attempt and it nearly came off

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back
Great game but as usual it will end with us staring up Muller's gross teutonic flared nostrils and wondering why we even dare to hope

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Müller is nervous. He's seeing his chance to shine wash away.

Einbauschrank
Nov 5, 2009

treizebee posted:

And one Muller

As a goalie, I presume.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

orange sky posted:

lol the guy on the portuguese tv just called the german team "much more right wing this half"

he did say he was probably gonna get called on it

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

treizebee posted:

And one Muller

who stays in the goal?

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:

I missed this because I was making dinner so thank you so much for this.

:laffo: Muller, go back to the garbage bin you came from.

lol what are you talking about

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Another angle (and six megabytes)

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

I'm the blade of grass muller stumbles over.

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
scoreline thus far: :stare:

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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

ITV commentators really seem convinced that Germany has ALgeria right where they want them, am I watching wrong?

no, this was Algeria's plan all along. They know they can't outclass Germany individually, but they are a clearly defensive side and that was the idea from the beginning

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