Seventh Arrow posted:

I like the way they have the open-mouthed bird behind him, as if screaming in distraught anguish. "Nooooooooooo!" or maybe "STELLAAAAAAAAAA"

axolotl farmer posted:

axolotl farmer posted:

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

This is so lame it gave me leprosy

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

This is so lame it gave me leprosy

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I can't believe that there is anyone in the world, much less an entire movie theater that would love that. For some reason the fact that he calls him metal man bothers me the most because if he really was Thor he would know who iron man was.

Seventh Arrow posted:

I guess swallows have more of a dramatic flair than I initially thought!

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I've been waiting quietly for this thread to take place. A lot of you may know me as a runner/LPer on Twitch and youtube so I won't give out any specifics. I will say this though, this was my first year at SGDQ or any of the AGDQ events and it was loving awesome. The Hype he describes in his letter is 100% true, everyone gets loving wasted and parties all night long. I had gotten my own room, and barely spent an hour in their unless I was changing into a different outfit.

Firstly I'll state, their is a significant ratio of Men to women at these events. These women also don't care about looks they care about your personality/# of views on youtube.

I saw tolki the first night I was there and she was wasted, she asked me if I was xxxxxxx and I said yes, we exchanged numbers and she asked me if I wanted to play Mario Party. I went with her and like nine other dudes to the open room and we all shot the poo poo while slamming drinks.

I don't know where her boyfriend was he could have been sleeping or just hanging out in general but anyway. She sits on this one dudes lap and he throws his hands over her face during Bash 'N Cash (She was bowser) and we're all having a good laugh. She throws his hands down off of her eyes, and he cops a feel, she starts laughing her rear end off and goes, "You think that's gonna distract me?" or something like that. We all laugh and continue on, eventually she ended up on MY lap and I copped a feel too. She would bounce up and down (she must have thought this was grinding) and kissed me on the neck when we won Bobsled Run. We made out for like half a second before she bit my lip, crossed her eyes and blew in my nose.

Anyway, this is Day ONE, Someone came by and told us he was going to be doing a run in about 20 minutes so he wanted us to catch it. Everyone scrambled to put their dicks in their waistband and scurry over to the main room. I ended up ditching and hanging out with this one group for like four hours, we left and got Mcdonalds and I saw Cosmo (I think it was cosmo) and I stupidly called him Sig but he still was cool about it, he was with some girl and they just looked zoned as gently caress. He was talking about Chicago Mcdonalds being different or some poo poo.

No bel-airs this is all true, SGDQ girls are major sluts, even that Banana chick was flirting with a mass amount of dudes. Some dude called her out on it and she was like, "stooooppppp "

Anyway.
Day 2/3 an online friend I have from the area swings by but refuses to pay $25 to hang out at the event, and eventually just kind of walks in. He's a big dude, he doesn't really play video games but he enjoys 'the culture' so basically he started slamming them back at noon with a bunch of neckbeards and telling them the stories of his conquest.

I'm kind of rambling, but this does go back to Tolki I promise.

So my buddy is slamming drinks back and I just can't keep up. We start talking to this girl from NY who was a total butterface, who recognizes me from youtube and we get to talking. She's talking to me but she's clearly only interested in my friend so I get up to bail when my friend goes, "Why don't you get some of your girlfriends and bring them back to our room for some strip mario or whatever"
She's not even one drink and and he's feeling ballsy. She laughs and brushes it off but he brings it back up a few drinks later and she comes back with us.

These two start going at it kind of right away, and eventually she whispers she's not comfortable with me watching. I wasn't trying to watch, at all, it was just my room and I had brought him along so I felt obligated to 'watch' him. Anyway, I jet and start chatting up some people I had talked to on twitch before and thought it was cool to meet up. They were awkward as all gently caress but invited me to get some pizza so we went. Apparently half of SGDQ was at this pizzaplace, and their is Tolki surrounded by guys at this table, drinking. Man the SGDQ crew was loud and obnoxious as all gently caress, at one point they all started humming the theme song to pokemon and it was just wild.

Anyway I'll start condensing it.
Dude stands up on table, "I've got bud in my room, all ladies smoke for free!"
and mostly everyone laughs.
That big group leaves, I had just gotten in so I was going to get a slice to go then get back to this party. I text my friend a party is about to take place in room xxxx and to be there to let me in worst case scenario.
Some time goes by, some people show up NOT from the event, a bunch of people all hang out in the hallways by the elevators
Tolki is seen at the party getting fingered by this short fat dude, she doesn't let him finish though. She makes out for a few seconds with this other guy. her and some other girl play BONER GRAB, where the reach in and grab someones boner. someone suggests Boner Gobble instead, we all laugh, a few of the guys call them pussys and tell them they wont do it. OH I'LL DO IT, no you wont, IM GONNA DO IT.
eventually one of the runners I recognize completley blitzed pulls his flacid dick out and tells them to go for it. The OTHER girl grabs it and shakes it, and Tolki says something like what am I supposed to do with that

Anyway, a few other guys start shaking their dicks around, and someone calls out, "SWORD FIGHT" and completely ruins the mood. The other girl (who was more whorish imo) tells Tolki to find a sword and duel it out with her. The guy she's holding is like, "Waaaaaaaaait a minute hahaha that's suppppper gay."
someone shouts out, "THIS IS SGDQ JUST DO IT QUICKLY AND GET IT OVER WITH"
More laughter, my friend had left and I hadn't noticed, he said he went with a group downstairs to another party where gay poo poo isn;t happening and asked me to go meet him. I was sweating like a mad man and kind of wanted to see where THIS was going. The guys put their dicks away, and some kid furiously pulled tolki aside and started hushingly yelling at her. She was getting visibly upset by this, This was NOT her boyfriend by the way

Anyway, so Tolki looks super uncomfortable and some guy walks over and starts the whole, "whats the problem" bit to the other dude, they talk a lot with their hands like someone is going to fight someone but nothing happens. The room starts to die down as people realize whats going on. Another girl (not doing slutty poo poo) goes off on tolki for being a skank which causes her to cry. Two dudes high five for some weird reason and start 'moshing' in the middle of this room. I bail, half the room bails and everyone starts heading towards the main floor, while I head towards the other party. This other party has some music going on, some people playing Megman X4 and generally just groups talking to eachother.

Pretty much, I saw her a few more times but she wasn't in a good mood. I saw her kissing someone again too. She definatley likes to kiss, I have a feeling she's more prude than she lets on.

But when I saw her towards the end of the event she seemed fine again and was hanging out with her original little crew + her husband

>>251107185
I know for a FACT she slept with 2 people who were not her husband. Beyond that she made out with a lot of dudes but didn't put out, myself included.

>>251107254
Yeah she's kind of stuckup. She's pretty as far as these girls go but she's way too into herself.

>>251107325
>Would a non speed runner be able to hang out with people or are things pretty closed off.
absofuckinglutley. Think about how many runners actually were there. Did you see a lot of people you didn't recognize? A lot of the people there are just there to party with youtubers/twitch people. I took pictures with half a dozen people and I'm not even that big in the community.

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I'm not going to say who I am (obvious reasons), but almost every single SMB runner at the event got a handjob from Tolki. She wasn't even drunk, but she's weird. I honestly don't think she's a slut, but she thinks that's how "normal girls" behave and just jerking off other guys is normal. I have heard she did gently caress some other dudes, but honestly haven't seen it myself so I won't comment on that.

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A lot of the people there are just there to party with youtubers/twitch people.

sweeperbravo posted:

I simply do not comprehend how anyone over the age of generously 16 could find this at all amusing

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...at one point they all started humming the theme song to pokemon and it was just wild.

Imaduck posted:

poo poo man, that's bonkers. Truly a zany crew.

Imaduck posted:

poo poo man, that's bonkers. Truly a zany crew.

Medium Pace posted:

News article personifying STDH. Complete with applause at a bastion of anti racism and tears from the offender.

http://m.couriermail.com.au/news/br...642618dcb3a4072

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I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure. They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid.

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me.

They sent me a check.

BrigadierSensible posted:

I have half a mind to start applauding randomly at a restaurant, or Starbucks or whatever in order to prove to these idiots that stuff doesn't happen like it does in the movies or their insane fantasies.

All that would happen is that people would look at me awkwardly, the server/waitress would give me my coffee/food and go "umm... OK", and I would be embarrassed.

Also it would be fruitless because, like, their story totally happened, and they, like, have a dozen people who can verify it but they're out of town at the moment. Just like their uncle who works at Nintendo. I'm not even lying.

Pththya-lyi posted:

Speaking of Queen songs, I was at a bar last night and a bunch of people sang "Bohemian Rhapsody. . ."

. . . It was a karaoke bar.

But I swear, that song is following me!

Pththya-lyi posted:

Speaking of Queen songs, I was at a bar last night and a bunch of people sang "Bohemian Rhapsody. . ."

. . . It was a karaoke bar.

But I swear, that song is following me!

ibntumart posted:

I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure. They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid.

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

Marley Wants More posted:

This actually happened at the company I work for, when we sent an invoice to Bob Jones University (Christian college in South Carolina). Except our response was "Ummmm....no. Pay me."

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I’ve always been fat, but I am also very active. I am an elite athlete and was recently at a swimming competition (one of the many sports I excel at). When I was there, however, one of the judges came up to me and told me that I had no business being in a bathing suit. Normally this would trigger me and send me over the edge, but not this time! i told her that I love myself and my curves, and that she should focus on my swimming and her own nasty attitude before making comments on MY body. All the other swimmers nearby began clapping and cheering for me! The judge apologized and a crying audience member came and gave me $100!

Pththya-lyi posted:

People giving you money for being fat and proud of it?

This Is Fat Privilege