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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
The most pathetic of shots

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huhwhat
Apr 22, 2010

by sebmojo
ghanaian sports commentary is amazingly smooth and calming

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
both keeper and striker absolutely bottle it


AND STILL NO GOAL

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
ok i was going against argentina but that was sOOOOOO poo poo lmao

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
What the gently caress kind of shot was that.

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
poo poo finish but why the gently caress didn't the keeper come?

i was half expecting neuer to be there already outside his box with the ball tbh all keepers need to follow his lead

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
neuer would have broken that dude's leg somewhere outside the box btw

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
the swiss are garbagemen no wonder so many of them pretend they're dutch or scottish

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
drrmic wtf

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
What the gently caress was that bullshit?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

manchego posted:

lol i'm gay you stupid wanna be guido shitstain

are you aware of the gay disease

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
keeper did the right thing there

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
Neuer would have been out of his box there slide tackling fools

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection
Was anyone else expecting to see Neuer just appear and kick that out?

dingirfecho
Oct 23, 2008

manchego posted:

actually i think i'm just angry that the argies have a cakewalk to the semis and are still managing to play like unwashed rear end in a top hat. i had them winning all their games by multiple goals in a pool and they've hosed me

Believe me, here we're also in the same quandary. On one hand, if you look at the cold numbers, we've won everything so far. In the other hand, we do not really believe in cold numbers and for us, our team lacks grace.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

Remember when we were excited about the prospect of a Brazil v Argentina final? Please don't let that happen.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


stickyfngrdboy posted:

keeper did the right thing there

It was just outside his range yeah. Still some bad defense by Argentina.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Drmic is Serbia, by which I mean poo poo

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

And another soft pass into the keeper's arms.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

manchego posted:

neuer would have broken that dude's leg somewhere outside the box btw

Neuer is a monster

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
No good shots this half at all

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Will Messi be killed if he does not win?

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Why are they so bad loving hell

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


This is a bad game of football

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
shots of worse quality than in my intramural league

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer
You could say the level of play is rather messy. :smuggo:

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
The shaq has been a lot better than Messi so far

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
di maria is shite

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

I can't wait for the USA to handily beat whoever wins this and get to the semis

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

No added time, thank God

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
even the ref cba, 5 seconds stoppage time lol

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
I hope the albanians score and win this game

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That sure was a half of football.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Legia's pre-season friendly was more exciting than this first half of World Cup football

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
Spoiler alert Argentina are this year's 1-0 poo poo merchants who end up winning the tournament.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
In all seriousness this is so poo poo I fully expect the US and/or Belgium to look amazing by comparison.

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
two bad teams

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


double sulk posted:

I can't wait for the USA to handily beat whoever wins this and get to the semis

Germany USA final gonna own.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

I hope these two teams kill themselves and spares us the torture of another 45 minutes.

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CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Germany USA final gonna own.

This but Colombia-Netherlands

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