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# ? Jun 29, 2014 09:43 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 19:43 |
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Dude, that's a 92mb gif. Wtf?
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 11:14 |
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Do you not know of .webm?
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 12:51 |
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here's the webm http://gfycat.com/MistySelfassuredCrossbill
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 13:01 |
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SirViver posted:Dude, that's a 92mb gif. Wtf? The future is now.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 13:03 |
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That's not a glitch; he just didn't have his ticket.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 13:53 |
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Elfface posted:
Sounds like the ps2 door bug all over again. Find a door in a dungeon connected to a straight hallway that runs past it. Kite a shadow over to the right side of the doorframe and do the fight, as soon as it ends push into the right side of the door (the door itself rather than the frame) and don't let go. Boom, party members desperately trying to path into a wall and flipping the hell out because they can't.
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:15 |
Project Reality? Same thing happened to me in a Chinook
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# ? Jun 29, 2014 20:17 |
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FunMerrania posted:Do you not know of .webm?
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 08:10 |
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FunMerrania posted:Do you not know of .webm? And it can't be directly embedded so nobody uses it. Now let me tell you about an even more superior file format called .apng...
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 13:54 |
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something terrible happens to the postman in twilight princess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Tis_cAtCw#t=125
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 22:43 |
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Playing Batman: Arkham Origins last night. The melee combat is really good, but because Batman doesn't kill the bad guys (just beats the poo poo out of them and does the kind of damage that would leave them alive but in a coma or wheelchair) the game has a kind of block on all elevated areas, so bad guys can't fall off roofs to their deaths or anything. It also makes your last knockout of a fight go in slow motion and the camera focuses on the last guy until he's on the ground moaning/unconcious. Except one part, where I'd climbed up an elevator shaft, got into a brawl with a bunch of guys and on the last "knockout", Batman flipped the guy in midair, and kicked the poor sap down the elevator shaft. In slow motion, camera following the guy the whole way. It was like "I'll disable and bring in every bad guy in the city, I won't even kill the really really bad supervillains, but this guy? This guy right here? He's gotta die." It was hilarious. Not quite so hilarious is today, also in Arkham Origins, was I went to interrogate a guy for the locations of riddler datapacks. These side missions usually entail going to the guys location, having a small fight with him and a few other guys, and once all the other guys are knocked out he will surrender, allowing you to walk up and interrogate him. I went to the location, beat the piss out of him and his buddies, but when he jumped up to surrender, he ran over to a pile of garbage bags and stood on them. Now he just stands there, begging me not to hurt him, arms up and whimpering, but I can't interrogate or damage him. Just a dude freaking out on a pile of garbage, occasionally standing upright on an impossible angle. Damnit.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:18 |
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This glitch was funny enough on its own, but anyone who's played DA2 would understand that who it happened to makes it much better. If you can't tell, yes, that's a staff jammed right up his arse.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 03:34 |
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Tomb Raider's TressFX is impressive. But then this happens. It doesn't look bad as a still but Lara's on an open air elevator moving diagonally downwards and her ponytail just stays as a mass and follows behind her instead of whipping wildly around. It's bobbing up and down like it's on a hinge.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:10 |
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Lotish posted:This glitch was funny enough on its own, but anyone who's played DA2 would understand that who it happened to makes it much better. the most perfect visual metaphor for the entirety of Dragon Age 2 i've ever seen
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:15 |
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Lotish posted:anyone who's played DA2 Who?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:41 |
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Me
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 21:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxXBWHsRHY Modding video games that aren't supposed to be moddable can sometimes have its mishaps. CJacobs has a new favorite as of 19:49 on Jul 2, 2014 |
# ? Jul 2, 2014 19:46 |
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Action Tortoise posted:Tomb Raider's TressFX is impressive. But then this happens. Yeah, this part is pretty weird. Especially considering that Lara's hair physics are really, really good most of the time, like her ponytail draping over her shoulder when you kneel and staying there unless you move quickly enough to dislodge it. Although when I first started playing Tomb Raider on PC her hair was bouncing around like a L'Oreal commercial, even when she was standing perfectly still. Turning off 'exclusive fullscreen' mode fixed that, for some reason I can't even begin to comprehend.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:19 |
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Here is another one. Trying to replace Max with other people is so much harder than I wish it was. God drat it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxm53ivRwQk
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 20:26 |
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CJacobs posted:Here is another one. Trying to replace Max with other people is so much harder than I wish it was. God drat it. That's a cool Necromorph mod.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:12 |
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CJacobs posted:Here is another one. Trying to replace Max with other people is so much harder than I wish it was. God drat it. What's the music in that video (before Celine Dion)? It's pretty neat.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 21:57 |
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Disco Pope posted:What's the music in that video (before Celine Dion)? It's pretty neat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p7Kek6RR8 Music For Dancing Bear Ensemble by Josef Kenny. I have no idea why I love this song so much but I try to use it whenever possible.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 22:05 |
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p7Kek6RR8 Thanks! It's a cool song!
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 22:13 |
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CJacobs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p7Kek6RR8 Edit: Most of the rest of this album is nothing like Music For Dancing Bear Ensemble but for PAY WHAT YOU WANT I feel I got an excellent deal. Plus a couple of the other songs are rad. Dr. Quarex has a new favorite as of 00:09 on Jul 3, 2014 |
# ? Jul 2, 2014 23:24 |
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In this image Max is walking on the city below him, which is just a 2D flat texture that is actually really tiny, while the cutscene-only area on the left phases in and out of reality as I force him to clip through it; the skybox on the far right is merging the unplayable area that you don't see in the cutscene with the playable area where the level takes place. It's like M.C. Escher made a video game jesus christ edit: Also lol the dev debug menu is still in the retail Max Payne 3 game, all you have to do is hold LB and RB on the main menu and after a few seconds it'll pop right up. Rockstar is so fuckin' lazy CJacobs has a new favorite as of 03:55 on Jul 3, 2014 |
# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:50 |
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More UFC 14
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 03:59 |
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Now I'm not a professional fighter but I think I picked up on a minor flaw in the strategy of the fighter in the black trunks.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:07 |
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Jerusalem posted:Now I'm not a professional fighter but I think I picked up on a minor flaw in the strategy of the fighter in the black trunks. The Wimp Lo of MMA.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:10 |
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Haruharuharuko posted:More UFC 14 I like how clipping is getting better and better with these modern (realistic) fighting games, what system is that gif from?
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 04:43 |
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With the lighting being what it is in that gif, black trunks seems to turn into a shirtless man just before she hits the mat.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 05:26 |
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Encountered this spooky Silent Hill beast in the new Sniper Elite game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDoLq2hzSQc
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 07:29 |
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Haruharuharuko posted:More UFC 14 At least ref stoppages aren't a thing in-game (or I hope they aren't).
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:02 |
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I'm trying to parse what went wrong. Did the one on the left freeze up because her fingers were doing a backflip or was it the other way around?
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 12:44 |
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Jerusalem posted:Now I'm not a professional fighter but I think I picked up on a minor flaw in the strategy of the fighter in the black trunks. Nah, it's a totally valid tactic : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90YcgwAZTM Bushmaori posted:I like how clipping is getting better and better with these modern (realistic) fighting games, what system is that gif from? It's only available for PS4 and Xbone, so most likely PS4. To be honest, it's far from perfect. A lot of times a hit that looks like it barely hits, becomes lethal and other way around. I'm almost jealous of those glitches, I've played the PS4 version since release and have yet to see anything that weird. Physics bugging out is the best part of modern engines.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 13:42 |
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Got another Max Payne 3 modding, er, mishap, fresh off the grill. I have added some music for emphasis but other than that I did no post-recording editing. (Just a warning, Max's incredibly sound-distorted voice peaks all over the place so you might not want to watch this wearing headphones) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIWchi3vAGY I will probably never sleep again. edit: To explain what I did to make this mess happen: 1. I was trying to get rid of the gore/bullet wound models on Max, because they look stupid and him getting riddled with bullets in a game where he takes 1 plot hit ever is immersion-ruining. They are hard-coded into his body model so I went into the text files to try and make them 0x0 pixels large. The game did not take 0x0 as a valid size and in hindsight I should have expected that, so it was just like "gently caress IT, 0 MEANS INFINITE, RIGHT??" and plastered him with gore. 2. Max's voice is played on the topmost layer of audio, so as to lower all other sounds when he is speaking/narrating. Usually it's a cool effect, but if you poke your grubby fingers around in the audio channels for too long, things gently caress up and start getting distorted. The sound lowering effect only applies when Max is speaking, and so the horrible distortion appears to come from his voice when actually it's affecting the whole audio channel. Modding video games that aren't supposed to be modded is fun! CJacobs has a new favorite as of 04:08 on Jul 4, 2014 |
# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:59 |
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So Sniper Elite 3 turned out to be even scarier and more twisted than I ever imagined. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZVT3sngHHA
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 09:58 |
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CJacobs posted:Got another Max Payne 3 modding, er, mishap, fresh off the grill. I have added some music for emphasis but other than that I did no post-recording editing. Jesus christ. I'd play a game if it featured Max Payne with huge holes in his chest demon-talking at people.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 10:18 |
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I like to think to driver of the taxi was smoking and then this happened.
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 12:36 |
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Haruharuharuko posted:I like to think to driver of the taxi was smoking and then this happened. Richard Pryor's day job
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# ? Jul 4, 2014 12:40 |