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Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

gently caress it put jozy in

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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Everyone on the USMNT sucks at crossing passes.

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
I suppose I should have expected all of this but that's kind of unfortunate.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I believe

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
bring on the jozmeister

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
poo poo crosses

poo poo team

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Judging from how USMNT plays, literally all they do is practice running. Nobody knows how to kick something that doesn't go 50 feet in the air.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Troy Queef posted:

well the US had a chance to score on page 88
Everyone stop posting!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Smirr posted:

the USMNT

I thought that was a given, I was wondering what the poo poo on the field that looked like someone upended an actual wastebin, not just the USMNT getting clowned by the world's most popular war venue.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Alex DeLarge posted:

welp if they lose i won't have to hear those lovely ESPN intros where they say how gritty, patriotic, and man loving tough we americans are.

Those own though

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
You guys wasted that page

lovestick
Feb 11, 2006

~30303030303~


Optimus Subprime posted:

gently caress it put jozy in

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Vertical Lime posted:

well she's kinda been living that lifestyle

:stare:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
loving trolls spamming posts again. gently caress trolls.

Kwik
Apr 4, 2006

You can't touch our beaver. :canada:
Welp, we're boned.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dreylad posted:

each post a death knell to the hopes of america as a successful nation

Nah.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Henchman of Santa posted:

In the middle of this Kaka signed with Orlando City

that was announced earlier, he'll go on loan with SPFC this year

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ey bodoya bodoya
Ba wadladie day

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Klinsmann call the USA players over, holds up a whiteboard and draws a goal on it. Draws arrows pointing towards the goal. "Verstanden, ja?"

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

pangstrom posted:

Everyone stop posting!

Oh no!

JD Bucks 7
Jul 18, 2013

Monday Bandele posted:

USA are worse than they were under Bradley Sr

At least back then when I screamed "why is he on the field?!?" at his son, I instantly thought "oh, that is why."

This world cup. gently caress if I know. (I know, ESPN told me it is because we dont have anyone better.)

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
it's page 89 already you idiots ruined it

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer
The US will score on page 911

Start posting

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

huge UEFA lover here, really enjoy this

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

loving lmao what are they even DOING ahaha

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dempsey! :cripes:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
A Michael Bradley pass that didn't end in a turnover? :stonk:

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

loving SHOOT IT YOU rear end in a top hat

PUT JOZY IN HE WOULD HAVE SHOT IT OR AT LEAST FALLEN WHILE TRYING

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
bunch of shitheels

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
What the gently caress. Such garbage.

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.
lame

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

surf rock posted:

Judging from how USMNT plays, literally all they do is practice running. Nobody knows how to kick something that doesn't go 50 feet in the air.

To be fair, I am sure the Americans just get confused because play doesn't stop every 30 seconds or so.

Calidar
Mar 23, 2014
lol USA

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




You look at Geoff Cameron and think "that's a Stoke player".

Tailwhoop
Oct 18, 2008

Luigi to Kobe's Mario.
gently caress you dempsey

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
The (vastly) better team is looking like it will take the win but the US only need a lucky punch to possibly win the game of chance that is the penalty shootoff! Say what you will about soccer, I watch some football when our folks can be arsed to broadcast it (so the super bowl pretty much), but here there are virtually no games that are statistically decided halfway through. I can't think of any other sport where a single point matters so loving much.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
wtf is this poo poo

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Christ.

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Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
It be nice if the Americans made one cross that landed in the box.

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