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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

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real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Would have thought City's New York franchise would have been all over Kaka given the raging boner they had for him a few years ago.
They may have that but the Orlando team is owned by a Brazilian and there are metric shitload of Brazilians here in Orlando at any given moment so it makes sense they'd make strong attempts to bring in some big name Brazilians to fill out the DP-slots for the team.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Haha, that's brilliant.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

I didn't realize that Bobby Hill played football.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

That owns lmao.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

TraderStav posted:

I didn't realize that Bobby Hill played football.

He owns Newcastle, he can play if he wants.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

lookit these losers

Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

JFairfax posted:

Wenger is loving awesome to be perfectly honest, he is just chilling on the beach in Brazil like a boss. Gives no fucks

He crashed into a mate of mine coming back from one of his jogs on the beach a few days ago. Was trying to slip into Wenger's hotel to use the bogs, turned around at the door and collided with a sweaty Wenger.

Fluo
May 25, 2007




End of extra time:

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Ugh 'offsides'

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Insanely Sikh posted:

Ugh 'offsides'

The plural of "offside" would be?

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
sheeps

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Tigren posted:

The plural of "offside" would be?

Multiple offside offenses.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Tigren posted:

The plural of "offside" would be?

Jozy Altidore

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Tigren posted:

The plural of "offside" would be?

Pipo

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





wow, new mods

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Troy Queef posted:

wow, new mods

lol what's your argument against that?!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Tigren posted:

The plural of "offside" would be?

Offside.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

i dont think this would be correct

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Tigren posted:

The plural of "offside" would be?

It's not a noun. Its a title of a law and then an adjective. Plural would be "offside offences" or "offside positions" fwiw.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Tigren posted:

The plural of "offside" would be?

What is the plural of 'shot on goal'?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

lol

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
"He was offside three times"

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Offsides is fine as a plural, stop sperging you tards

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Vegetable posted:

Offsides is fine as a plural, stop sperging you tards

It's called trolling and they're trying really hard.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

ugh words

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
This is the thread for pictures.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!





___Please don't touch me it makes me uncomfortable
__/
:spergin:

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOUqC2ongKg

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Drogadon posted:



___Please don't touch me it makes me uncomfortable
__/
:spergin:

This is Ronaldo's reaction to people wanting to touch him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTGF85ldZfo

Sigh, another battle won by the Swole God.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Messi is such a loving beta bitch, no wonder he can't handle being touched by "il bravo".

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

For those of you going through a bit of footy withdrawal and want to keep up your streak of getting little work done, here are a list of list of some half hour documentaries Sky has done about The World's Greatest Footballers (and Iniesta I guess idk):

Andres Iniesta
Bobby Charlton
Gerd Müller
Ruud Gullit
Eusébio
Rivelino
Michel Platini
Peter Schmeichel
Garrincha
Kenny Dalglish
Raúl
Johan Cruyff Part 1 Part 2
Ronaldinho
Alfredo di Stéfano
Marco van Basten
Paolo Maldini
Franz Beckenbauer
Zinedine Zidane
Zico
Michael Laudrup
Ronaldo
Gabriel Batistuta
Ferenc Puskás
George Best
Diego Maradona
Pelé


Enjoy.

Mr. Bonkers
Sep 21, 2006

You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak

Karl Sharks posted:

For those of you going through a bit of footy withdrawal and want to keep up your streak of getting little work done, here are a list of list of some half hour documentaries Sky has done about The World's Greatest Footballers (and Iniesta I guess idk):

Andres Iniesta
Bobby Charlton
Gerd Müller
Ruud Gullit
Eusébio
Rivelino
Michel Platini
Peter Schmeichel
Garrincha
Kenny Dalglish
Raúl
Johan Cruyff Part 1 Part 2
Ronaldinho
Alfredo di Stéfano
Marco van Basten
Paolo Maldini
Franz Beckenbauer
Zinedine Zidane
Zico
Michael Laudrup
Ronaldo
Gabriel Batistuta
Ferenc Puskás
George Best
Diego Maradona
Pelé


Enjoy.

no totti no party

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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lmaoboy1998
Oct 23, 2013
Kenny Dalglish

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

Iniesta absolutely deserves to be on that list by every metric

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Lol there's only a single black guy in that pic

Wait no there's two

This is like where's waldo

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