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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
oh my god

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

just get it hosted so you can have the full sized pic

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Magicpants posted:

I recently learned that the size limit is not strictly true. Talk to a mod, they can upload it to the servers and accommodate oversized images. I'm not sure what the real limit is, but this should be small enough.



I know the width of mine is the max, but it can be a little taller. I think windmill slayer in byob has the biggest you can get. Talk to ozma specifically. I would be all over that if I wasn't happy with mine.

nrr
Jan 2, 2007


This but with the megadog changes and instead of panning down to Stay Off The Net, have it drop down from the sky, deal with it style

e: and wither change the colors on the globe to silver and blue or put the lions logo on it or both or maybe somehow work a pic in of the desolate wasteland that is Detroit. dogg deserves the v best of avatars and this is good, but it can get better

nrr fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jul 1, 2014

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Someone with PMs or whatever please contact important people

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
It's july and things are dry in here. We need a new competition. Anyone have any ideas?

Also comic: http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/fireman-eds-triumphant-return/

animeluva1
Aug 9, 2003

Hopefully I'll have that
problem someday.
Looney Tunes NFL.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
I enjoyed the poo poo out of the Battleship Lorenzen Kaiju shop, so I think "NFL players in Monster movies."

Dirt Worshipper
Apr 2, 2007

Paralithodes Californiensis
Classy NFL

(Jake) del'homme, by Yves Saint Laurent

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
hello Farthouse. Been a while since I hollered at ya. I'm thinking my Tim Tebow Jets avatar may be a little outdated...

Could one of you be so kind as to whip up a snazzy new avatar for me using one of these photos of the supremely pocket-aware passer known as Eugene "Geno" Smith

http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/geno-smith-safety.jpg

or

http://a.fn.fncdn.com/images/content/getty/comp/CBJYme.jpg

and then animate it to zoom up close onto his foot? I would then put some flowery txt from his scouting reports under it because I'm a self-loathing Jets fan who roots for Geno despite the fact that he is truly god-awful.

I mean, its July... it's not like y'all have actual football news to discuss. Thanks, goons.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Well folks, something is loving fishy because I just saw this on my drive into Cleveland. No, seriously. Like 15 minutes ago.

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010
Well dogg you know the rules, there can be only one

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Highdogg







er

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Either run with the Bigdoggs or stay on the porch. Did you run him off the road and bite him on the back of the neck.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Big Dawg(tm) got gastric bypass or something and lost a lot of weight. So he isn't Big Dawg anymore. I think the two most recognizable fans are Bone Lady and Captain America (orange/brown instead of red/white/blue). Also Pumpkinhead.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

I'm pretty sure it's the old man with the dog nose :ssh:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Rasczak posted:

I'm pretty sure it's the old man with the dog nose :ssh:

Not anymore... Whatever game that was, killed him.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Febreeze posted:

It's july and things are dry in here. We need a new competition. Anyone have any ideas?

Also comic: http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/fireman-eds-triumphant-return/

Design uniforms. Somebody else (maybe me) makes them look real.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Darth Brooks posted:

Design uniforms. Somebody else (maybe me) makes them look real.

Actually yeah, lets do that.

Design a uniform or at least an idea for one, for a fake team in a city that doesn't have one, and then we can see if Brooks can turn it into one of his awesome concept pieces.

doesn't have to be serious, but it can be

Cozz
Jun 19, 2005

Perhaps you need to... reverse... his polarity? Hack? Do some hacking?

Febreeze posted:

It's july and things are dry in here. We need a new competition. Anyone have any ideas?

Also comic: http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/fireman-eds-triumphant-return/

Is that the same baby that was set on fire by Jay Cutler when he didn't give a poo poo?

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Febreeze posted:

Actually yeah, lets do that.

Design a uniform or at least an idea for one, for a fake team in a city that doesn't have one, and then we can see if Brooks can turn it into one of his awesome concept pieces.

doesn't have to be serious, but it can be

I give you the Jacksonville Jaguars

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Magicpants posted:

I give you the Jacksonville Jaguars


:golfclap:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
He said make them look real.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Eifert Posting posted:

He said make them look real.

:thurman:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


This contest already owns.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
For anyone handy with the paint tool, I give you the Gridiron Uniform Database template.

http://www.gridiron-uniforms.com/



http://nfluniforms.blogspot.com/2012_04_29_archive.html

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jul 2, 2014

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown
Going back to the Stereotypical Fan chat, what type of fan are you if you are legitimately concerned at the long-term injury effects football players subject themselves to... but still watch every game anyway?

Also for people interested in creating some logos for the contest: here is a good thread with uniform resources from the Sports Logos forum http://boards.sportslogos.net/topic/28651-templates/

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

If anyone wants to be serious, use a pencil first. Sketch out ideas, wait a day and then refine / redo the ideas. You have to think about how it looks far away and close up. A really good logo is distinctly itself and nothing else.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Darth Brooks posted:

If anyone wants to be serious, use a pencil first. Sketch out ideas, wait a day and then refine / redo the ideas. You have to think about how it looks far away and close up. A really good logo is distinctly itself and nothing else.

Yeah, but that kind of stuff takes actual talent :(

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Tokyo Tanooki made me chuckle but gently caress if I'm making it.




And the Farmer's Tan Whites:




Don't get discouraged, y'all, someone has to win second. :allears:

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jul 2, 2014

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Eifert Posting posted:

Tokyo Tanooki made me chuckle but gently caress if I'm making it.




And the Farmer's Tan Whites:




Don't get discouraged, y'all, someone has to win second. :allears:

Crikey, the Steves are amazing!

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Eifert Posting posted:

Tokyo Tanooki made me chuckle but gently caress if I'm making it.




And the Farmer's Tan Whites:




Don't get discouraged, y'all, someone has to win second. :allears:

that's amazing goddamn

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012



idk

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Small skill players are gonna loving hate playing against the Steves.


:v: "Oi, Ahv got a treat for ya! This here's a slot receiver! Crikey he's a beaut! Think he's a Babyius Hawkins, but ah'm not certain!"

:saddowns: "drat it, Vince, put me down."

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Magicpants posted:

I give you the Jacksonville Jaguars

The Jaguars jerseys are good if you ignore the helmet gently caress you!!!

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Suspect Bucket posted:

For anyone handy with the paint tool, I give you the Gridiron Uniform Database template.

http://www.gridiron-uniforms.com/



http://nfluniforms.blogspot.com/2012_04_29_archive.html

time for alaska to get a football team

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Could always redo the City Name, Sports Team theme.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

JT Jag posted:

The Jaguars jerseys are good if you ignore the helmet gently caress you!!!

I mean .... not really? Sorry.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

No Safe Word posted:

I mean .... not really? Sorry.

Watch out, you got all three of us mad at you now. Here comes the Hennetrain.

You are, of course, free to design your own version of the Gayjuars.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I used to hate the Jags uniform, but then I came around to it. The way I see it, is how many people really remember the old jerseys? the old style? They were not a memorable uniform at all. Generic black and teal. These new uniforms, while way too Arena Football, really do stand out. They are memorable. Not in the best way, but we can all conjure up the style and look in our heads really fast. They stand out. Maybe that in and of itself is something worth giving credit to. I felt the same way about the Seahawks uniforms. I wasn't impressed, but they are so much more memorable to look at then the boring ones they had before and now I like them almost for that.

Of course the Jags helmet is still complete rear end.

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