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JRizzle posted:Yall wrong as hell I like my team's uniforms plenty, but those Rams uniforms are pretty much the best thing ever.
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Alouicious posted:i tried doing a real serious jersey but my fine motor skills rival that of a drunk squirrel so gently caress if I'm ever gonna make anything that looks nice I echo that, pretty much. Trying to draw in a program gives an end result much like that of a deli fresh out of my favorite cheese. No Gouda.
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Kelly Green Eagles and those Rams are far and away the best in the NFL.
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my idea involved mint green and white and lots of stripes so it was probably bad anyway
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I'm moving 800 miles away today and going straight into 4th of July partying and recovering, so I probably won't jump on that contest either. Not that I've been struggling to come up with an idea or anything. 
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The heart feels doom Looks up at the big screens There's no room No space for wides in this town You're out of luck And the reason that you had to care Your team is hosed And they're not moving anywhere You thought you'd found a back To take you out of this place Someone who could lend a hand In return for pay It's a terrible day team is getting blown away It's a beautiful day To throw yourself into a lake They're on the road But they got no destination They're in the mud In the lack of preperation. You hate this town Even if that does ring true They've never won it all And it's been all over for Suh It's a horrible day Whiskey take the pain away It's a horrible day Wake me Hope they throw to another place Teach me To deal with a hopeless case See the field in white and green See Raji right in front of you See the line broken by the ends See the Running back roll to the flat See the cars lit on fire every sunday night See Ford Field piss drunk at first light And see the bird with a dick in her mouth After the loss all the colors burned up It was a lovely day Please make it go away Need whiskey today Wake me When they are not in 4th place Reach me He's running a fly route, throw like an ace What you don't have you don't need it now What you don't know you can feel it somehow What you don't have you don't need it now Don't need it now Was drunken disarray. I think the muse might be paying me a visit. Time to crack the deathdust off this mother fucker. Probably needs editing because I took my sleep mediaction 5 hours ago and I'm still kinda up.
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JRizzle posted:Yall wrong as hell Don't know about the best, but definitely another example of "poo poo that shouldn't have changed".
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CHALLENGE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv1KEF8Uw2k Rewrite a Phil Ochs song. I can't offer prizes because poverty. Call it Pre or Post season, but I aint watchin anymore. Doesn't have to be that one, that's just an example. cucka fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Jul 3, 2014 |
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Jul 3, 2014 12:47
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cucka posted:CHALLENGE love me, love me, love me, I'm a longhorn
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wheez the roux posted:love me, love me, love me, I'm a longhorn FUCKIN A, that's the spirit! I like it! I'm going to bed soon because I start a 12 hour shift at 4pm EST. I wnn't have time to record anything before the 4th at least, and I'm prolly gonna spend that bar crawling. So let's do something. If nobody is into it, fine, but I feel we should record an off season collab. Several posters making a song about their team's prospects, draft stock, etc. It would be useful and fun, especially if we stick to the parody thing. "NOW THE ONLY THING THE LIONS NEED IS SUH TO JUST STAND ALL! AND THE ONLY TIME THE D WAS ALIVE THEY STRAIGHT UP TRASHED SOME PUNKS." e: I AINT WATCHIN ANYMORE cucka fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Jul 3, 2014 |
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Jul 3, 2014 12:54
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cucka posted:CHALLENGE Here's to the arm of Mississippi~
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cucka posted:So let's do something. If nobody is into it, fine, but I feel we should record an off season collab. Several posters making a song about their team's prospects, draft stock, etc. Deal A Whole New Team https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s Zimmerman: I can show you a team Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, Vikes fans, now when did You last see your defense try? Zimmerman: I can make QBs cry Make them ponder and wonder Over, sideways and under Where’s he blitzing from this time? Zimmerman: A whole new team A new defensive point of view No where to hit the hole, or make a throw Because I’m always scheming. Turner: A whole new team A dazzling WR I never knew But when I'm way up here, defenses fear That now I've got a bag of tricks for you Zimmerman: (Now I've got a whole new team for you) Turner: Unbelievable runs Crowd is shouting and screaming Pound the rock, defense reeling Now play action, run a fly Turner: A whole new team Zimmerman: (Don't you dare close your eyes) Turner: A thousand plays for you to see Zimmerman: (Hold your breath, it gets better) Zimmerman: I'm now the man in charge I've come so far I can't go back To being the DC Zimmerman: A whole new team Turner: Every call a surprise Zimmerman: With championships to pursue Turner: Every big play gets better Both: I'll call them anywhere They’ll tear their hair Let me share this whole new team with you Zimmerman: A whole new team Turner: A whole new team Zimmerman: Here in Minny Turner: Here in Minny Zimmerman: A hard nosed place Turner: A thrilling pace Both: For you and me (I cheated in one spot but I don't care shut up)
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Thaddius the Large posted:I like my team's uniforms plenty, but those Rams uniforms are pretty much the best thing ever. Yup.
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IcePhoenix posted:Deal This is fantastic. I also enjoyed the irony of it being about Minnesota and saying that QB's will ponder.
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Yeah, that was entirely intentional.
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IcePhoenix posted:Yeah, that was entirely intentional. The best songs are ones where you get a second meaning from it after writing it. That oh poo poo moment when you notice is the best thing. Rules, btw. totally rules.
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Jul 3, 2014 23:00
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Alouicious posted:i tried doing a real serious jersey but my fine motor skills rival that of a drunk squirrel so gently caress if I'm ever gonna make anything that looks nice Go for it anyways. The sketch doesn't have to look polished, leave that for the finished work.
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Jul 3, 2014 23:18
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I assume there's no strict deadline for the uniform contest? I've been working on a (semi) serious attempt at one, but it's taken me a little longer than I expected with the initial design process.
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Nah, no deadline. Things are dry this time of year so let's be loose so people with less art skill can get something out.
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Eifert Posting posted:Tokyo Tanooki made me chuckle but gently caress if I'm making it. Wtf is this hate crime I'll give you a real aus uni
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Steve Irwin is far and away the most popular and beloved Aussi internationally. In the words of my ancient posting homeland: deal with it Austrailialures.
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I'm at the worst 4th of July celebration ever but I'm wearing my Kaeptain America shirt so its a net win for Febreeze.
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xbilkis posted:I don't think I've ever seen someone be a uniform homer before do it every day son 
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It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era — the kind of peak that never comes again. Detroit in the middle nineties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run... but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant... There was Barry on every first down, on every drive. He could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning... And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Farve and Evil. Not in any mean or realistic sense; we didn't need that. Our Barry would simply PREVAIL. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful career... So now, more than a decade later, you can go up on a steep hill in Auburn Hills and look south, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high water mark — that place where the wave finally broke, and rolled back. E: dear god I think I'm starting to tap into the zeitgeist of this project and I cannot be blamed for where it takes me. I just gotta get the actual recording part right this time. BTW, this MIGHT be the intro. cucka fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Jul 5, 2014 |
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Eifert Posting posted:Steve Irwin is far and away the most popular and beloved Aussi internationally. *strayurs
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cucka posted:And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Farve and Evil. Not in any mean or realistic sense; we didn't need that. Our Barry would simply PREVAIL.  beautiful
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AdamD posted:do it every day son Gang Green uni's aren't poo poo. I think they're better than the other NY teams, for sure.
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Another entry for the Create a Uniform/Logo contest.       I liked a Gorilla logo concept I saw while looking at some design stuff so I tried my own hand at it. Also I took some liberties with a few of the NFL rules (uniforms need shoulder numbers, only one helmet, etc...) but whatever it's just for fun.
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^ ^ ^ racist  Eifert Posting posted:Chief Wahoo is far and away the most popular and beloved Native, domestically Uh huh, uh huh. Thanks, Hitler.
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Faltese Malkin posted:Another entry for the Create a Uniform/Logo contest. Woah someone with talent just popped out of the woodwork. I love it. What's the meaning behind the diagonal lines on the logo though? Its the only part I don't get.
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Febreeze posted:What's the meaning behind the diagonal lines on the logo though? Its the only part I don't get. One for every syllable in "Los Angeles"
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Febreeze posted:Woah someone with talent just popped out of the woodwork. I love it. I'd like to say it has some special meaning, but it's nothing more than wanting to add something to the logo. Volkerball posted:One for every syllable in "Los Angeles" I like this reason though.
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Jul 5, 2014 20:25
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The stripes are paying homage to their former mascot. Each stripe represents a syllable in Jaxon De Ville.
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Febreeze posted:Woah someone with talent just popped out of the woodwork. I love it. I going to assume they represent incoming ICBMs.
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Faltese Malkin posted:I'd like to say it has some special meaning, but it's nothing more than wanting to add something to the logo. I assumed it was the silverback hairs. 
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The day Russian missiles rain from the sky ya lyublyu Rodinu
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They're definitely coming for candana first sweet.
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I figured it meant claw marks
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Deteriorata posted:I going to assume they represent incoming ICBMs. Was gonna say the meteor strikes as god intended but yeah
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