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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Funny because he apparently was swimming in pink before he settled down. Even Howard would occasionally admit Gary was always getting some.

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kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
The one neat trick that drives women crazy is apparently an Atlantic Records t-shirt.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Sand Monster posted:

I imagine it's just too easy when you look like this:



This picture alone just made me laugh so hard I cried.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Has Howard started eating through the news?

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Irish Joe posted:

Has Howard started eating through the news?

I'm surprised he isn't just watching babysitter porn through the whole thing at this point.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Sand Monster posted:

I imagine it's just too easy when you look like this:



He looks like a muppet.

Geekslinger
Jan 30, 2005

Something going on behind the scenes again? All of these popped up today.

https://careers-siriusxm.icims.com/jobs/9491/head-writer%2c-hs-channel/job

https://careers-siriusxm.icims.com/jobs/9439/writer-producer%2c-howard-stern/job

https://careers-siriusxm.icims.com/jobs/9480/news-director%2c-hs-channel/job

Geekslinger fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jun 30, 2014

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Geekslinger posted:

Something going on behind the scenes again? All of these popped up today.

https://careers-siriusxm.icims.com/jobs/9491/head-writer%2c-hs-channel/job

Go for it, Jackie!!

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

I wonder if the writer producer position is open so that Benjy's girl can get an official job? I have no idea. I'm sure someone smarter than I am will find out and post it.

Finndo
Dec 27, 2005

Title Text goes here.
It's been ages since I saw it but I remember Gary "Delabate"'s MTV audition tape being as cringe-worthy as the apology tape.

adebisi lives
Nov 11, 2009
So this is kinda umm something http://m.vice.com/read/there-was-just-a-historic-legal-ruling-for-people-who-yell-about-howard-sterns-penis-730?utm_source=vicetwitterus

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001


Awesome.

quote:

So we went in and had the trial, and when the cop was testifying, the judge was like, “What’d he say?” and he was like, “Howard Stern’s penis. Baba Booey.” And the judge was like, “Do you know what Baba Booey is?" And the cop was like, “No.” And the judge smirked before he looked back down at his papers. So I’m assuming the judge was a Howard Stern fan.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

quote:

So I’m assuming the judge was a Howard Stern fan.


I think it would kinda have to be this way... either you get the joke or you don't.


EDIT:
They played this classic bit on the air yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8YFVNdWgRg

Did they post the pics on Howard Stern .com?
Do you think they were released? I'd like to see them.

Squashy Nipples fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Jul 2, 2014

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qppdYMQHg

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Hey, I listen to Stern’s interviews sometimes on YouTube, and I just want to check to see whether you guys see some things about these interviews the same way I do. Mostly I just want to articulate some observations. First of all, Stern’s a huge flatterer. He likes to butter people up, but at the same time he likes to make his guests look a little foolish. Sometimes really foolish. But since he’s constantly agreeing with the guests and reassuring them that he’s on their side, it seems like he does it in a way that makes it hard for the guest to detect it because Stern’s insisting the whole time that they’re absolutely right or he's like pretending it's no big deal if they admit the embarrassing thing he wants them to admit.

I notice one of his big things is getting his guest, nearly always someone who’s rich and famous, to talk about the luxuries they enjoy. He loves to get rich people to talk about being rich, because they don't like to talk about it. Louis C.K., for example, was on last month, and Stern asked him about his yacht. And Louis said something like, “Well, yeah, I have a boat,” trying to downplay it because “yacht” sounds very fancy and patrician and not at all suited to the schlubby Louis C.K. persona. But Stern insisted: “yacht.” And so Louie grumbled, “Yeah, yeah, it’s a yacht.”

Stern seems to me to be pretty cynical. He has an almost Dr. House-like skepticism about pure motives, seeing vanity and pretension everywhere. For example, from the same interview with Louis C.K., Stern talks with Louis about how his show (C.K.'s) is really low-budget and about how they don’t have any trailers for the actors, that he personally gets dressed in his car. Stern asks him, essentially, like, isn’t this all bullshit? You guys have money now. The show’s a success. You could easily get trailers. Why not? Which of course Louis doesn’t have a great answer to. But again with the money stuff. I notice he’s always asking guests, “How much money did you make on that?” or “How much are you worth now?” Maybe someone knows: does he do this with guests who do flaunt their wealth or only with the ones who don’t? Maybe he only does it with comedians and other sorts of celebrities who rely on a regular-guyness or underdog thing to be effective. In any case, he frequently accentuates the class difference between his guests and his audience.

Maybe this is all obvious. Maybe you’re thinking, “Well, yeah, that’s what Stern does. He ridicules people. It’s a comedy show.” But Stern’s obsession with money and class and the way he gets the interviewee to feel very comfortable while making him or her an object of ridicule seems very subtle and weird, and I just wanted to know if anyone saw it the same way.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Maybe this is all obvious. Maybe you’re thinking, “Well, yeah, that’s what Stern does. He ridicules people. It’s a comedy show.” But Stern’s obsession with money and class and the way he gets the interviewee to feel very comfortable while making him or her an object of ridicule seems very subtle and weird, and I just wanted to know if anyone saw it the same way.

It's because money is what Howard wants, and he wants to feel that that's the normal and correct motivation for a person to have. He won't talk about the bowling alley in his basement, but he tries to get similar info about the guests to reassure himself.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

prefect posted:

It's because money is what Howard wants, and he wants to feel that that's the normal and correct motivation for a person to have. He won't talk about the bowling alley in his basement, but he tries to get similar info about the guests to reassure himself.

Meh, it's more like he loves making people talk about whatever they don't want to talk about (he is an emotional sadist; as you noted, he loves making guests squirm), and How Much you Make is an easy go to. In addition to hollywood stars pretending to be in touch with the little people (Angelena Jolie doesn't have ANY help! wink wink), personal finances is one of those topics where traditionally it isn't polite to talk about in public.

Kt88
Aug 15, 2003
6550
These days, Howard really struggles to comprehend someones motivation beyond how much money they can make out of their particular endeavor. He can barely relate when someone like Louis CK comes on and talks about the financial stability or success they might forgo in order to realize their creative vision. Howard is a certified old fart.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Sir John Feelgood posted:

But Stern’s obsession with money and class and the way he gets the interviewee to feel very comfortable while making him or her an object of ridicule seems very subtle and weird, and I just wanted to know if anyone saw it the same way.

Second only to his weird masculinity issues. Read to your children? Isn't that kind of feminine?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

People in general are obsessed with money and class and how rich people live.

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

prefect posted:

It's because money is what Howard wants, and he wants to feel that that's the normal and correct motivation for a person to have. He won't talk about the bowling alley in his basement, but he tries to get similar info about the guests to reassure himself.

I really wish more guests would turn the tables on Stern and ask things like, "Well, did you get a prenup when you married Beth?".

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Spacemonkey57 posted:

Second only to his weird masculinity issues. Read to your children? Isn't that kind of feminine?

Does anyone remember them breaking Gary's balls because he gave his son the bigger piece of chicken? They were in awe over why Gary, who makes all the money in the family, would give his growing son more food than what he had on his plate.

Because you know, providing for your children is worse then not satisfying your own selfish needs.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Too be fair, Gary could announce that he was dying of a brain tumor or something and there's a pretty good chance they would make fun of him for it.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Spacemonkey57 posted:

Second only to his weird masculinity issues. Read to your children? Isn't that kind of feminine?

Wasn't there an actor in who shaved his head for a role, and Howard acted like that must have been the greatest sacrifice in the world?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

prefect posted:

Wasn't there an actor in who shaved his head for a role, and Howard acted like that must have been the greatest sacrifice in the world?

Bryan Cranston?

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

euphronius posted:

People in general are obsessed with money and class and how rich people live.
Right, but with reality shows and late-night talk-shows and stuff, it's about the audience's curiosity and admiration and identification. With Stern, it seems like asking his guests how much money they make is a subtle way to ridicule them.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Man, when Howard and Artie start 'singing' along to JD's techno song; these sound packs are amazing.

Finndo
Dec 27, 2005

Title Text goes here.

Bag of Sun Chips posted:

I really wish more guests would turn the tables on Stern and ask things like, "Well, did you get a prenup when you married Beth?".

I think that is unlikely, because people go on Stern because it advances their interests in some way. They are either promoting something or trying to keep themselves in the public eye or, in some cases, there because they love the show and want to be part of it. Regardless, the last thing they want to do is alienate the host and get on his bad side since that would defeat the purpose of being there.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Right, but with reality shows and late-night talk-shows and stuff, it's about the audience's curiosity and admiration and identification. With Stern, it seems like asking his guests how much money they make is a subtle way to ridicule them.

You'd have fun analyzing his relationship with Jerry Seinfeld which is pretty fascinating in this same context. Youtube has like 6 hours of Seinfeld poo poo with Howard.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Howard and Gilbert call his (car?) phone and leaving messages is pretty funny.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Bonzo posted:

Does anyone remember them breaking Gary's balls because he gave his son the bigger piece of chicken? They were in awe over why Gary, who makes all the money in the family, would give his growing son more food than what he had on his plate.

Because you know, providing for your children is worse then not satisfying your own selfish needs.

The main goof on that is and was funny. I imagine Dale Gribble, a weak and small man in terror of his growing man child yielding to the superior strength of his son and giving up the prized piece of meat from the hunt.

Add into that that Gary is basically a gorilla and it gets even funnier to imagine it like a wild life documentary.

Man, I miss that heartless ball busting.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

euphronius posted:

You'd have fun analyzing his relationship with Jerry Seinfeld which is pretty fascinating in this same context. Youtube has like 6 hours of Seinfeld poo poo with Howard.

I was watching a bit of Curb Your Enthusiasm yesterday and I had a thought that the fact that Howard loves to mention how he didn't watch Seinfeld always felt like such a weird shot to take at Jerry.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

AxeManiac posted:

The main goof on that is and was funny. I imagine Dale Gribble, a weak and small man in terror of his growing man child yielding to the superior strength of his son and giving up the prized piece of meat from the hunt.

Add into that that Gary is basically a gorilla and it gets even funnier to imagine it like a wild life documentary.

Man, I miss that heartless ball busting.

Yeah, the chicken story was stemming from busting Gary's balls that his wife got saturday 'days off' from her no-job existence and left Gary to babysit on Saturdays while she went and hosed her tennis coach, if I recall.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

-Atom- posted:

I was watching a bit of Curb Your Enthusiasm yesterday and I had a thought that the fact that Howard loves to mention how he didn't watch Seinfeld always felt like such a weird shot to take at Jerry.

One of Howard's favorite things is to be culturally ignorant while telling show creators they don't matter to him. The funniest one was when he was like "What's that cartoon show, that one, oh what is it called, oh I never watch it" when he was talking about the Simpsons. Being in any form of entertainment and not knowing what The Simpsons is, even casually without having seen an episode yourself is just insane.

The Seinfeld thing is even weirder because his dad LOVES the show. I bet Howard is extra pissed off his dad loves somebody instead of him so he shits all over Seinfeld.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

AxeManiac posted:

One of Howard's favorite things is to be culturally ignorant while telling show creators they don't matter to him. The funniest one was when he was like "What's that cartoon show, that one, oh what is it called, oh I never watch it" when he was talking about the Simpsons. Being in any form of entertainment and not knowing what The Simpsons is, even casually without having seen an episode yourself is just insane.

The Seinfeld thing is even weirder because his dad LOVES the show. I bet Howard is extra pissed off his dad loves somebody instead of him so he shits all over Seinfeld.

I'm 100% positive that he's said before that he loves the episode where Kramer has the fake job. He specifically mentioned the scene where he only has craters in his briefcase.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Yeah, I've always assumed he watched but pretended not to have watched any of the mega-ubiquitous shows like Seinfeld/Simpsons etc because then he could feign ignorance if, by accident, any joke or bit he did seemed familiar. I'm not suggesting he stole bits or did anything weird, just that this gave him a "I don't even watch Simpsons!" out if he happened to hit a similar vein of comedy.

Of course, it's equally likely that he's absolutely exhausted by creating so much comedy every day for 30 years that watching other comedy is like work to him.

I know I almost never participate in the (free to me) products my company creates, because by working at putting it together it has become 'job' to me, even if the product we put out is something that is very objectively interesting to almost everyone.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

"At least four (10) years of experience at a tv or radio station or audio production facility"

I take it they still believe in not paying their interns to post want-ads...

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
"Four minimum, ten preferred" is what I assume they meant.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

I've never listened to the show, but it seems Anthony (of Opie & Anthony) has been fired:

http://gawker.com/siriusxm-fired-anthony-cumia-last-night-1600246282

Tim Sabean was working on their show until recently, too. I don't know if he quit or was fired.

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kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo those tweets are wild. Anthony should start a new show with Daniel Carver.

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