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Tiler Kiwi posted:My guess; pathfinding madness where dwarves get stuck in loops, and keep trying to take paths that wind up breaking all their bones, causing other dwarves to fall down whatever chasm they tried to climb in order to claim the precious socks. Dwarves inexplicably wear nothing but socks on every body part. Except their feet.
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Invaders will draw from any part of the world, including dead entities, gods, your own fort; sometimes a siege will come and half your dwarves will teleport across the map to join their camp which is also full of nothing but bones, vampires, and deities.
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Dwarves attempt to comfort sad invaders and vice versa
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Mister Adequate posted:Actually on this note, do you happen to know if there's an upper limit to the size trees can grow? It'd be pretty neat to arrive at Yggdrasil and chop it down just to upset the Elves, or indeed to play like Elves and live in the tree's boughs and branches and hollowed-out trunk. The new raws dictate both the maximum height and width of the trunk in addition to the canopy and roots, so whatever constraints those have I guess. The samples Toady posted don't have highwood trees, so I don't know about any upper bounds. I don't think you can have branches thick enough to walk or build on, though. Dwarves only know how to fell trees. Elf sites seem to be the only ones who know how to hollow them out like that.
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The sock scattering problem suddenly makes sense when you remember that Toady hasn't programmed contraception yet.
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Jul 3, 2014 10:35
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You need to be more responsible with your use of the siren emoticon with a new version on the horizon
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Nah, that's definitely worth frog sirens. In plugin news, Mifki is making good progress on the Windows version of TWBT that has that vaunted more-than-one-tile-size-on-screen functionality. 16x16:  16x16 and 10x15: 
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scamtank posted:Nah, that's definitely worth frog sirens. This stuff makes me hard. Can't wait for it all to work as well on Windows!
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Shibawanko posted:The sock scattering problem suddenly makes sense when you remember that Toady hasn't programmed contraception yet. Are you suggesting that socks reproduce?
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Neurion posted:Are you suggesting that socks reproduce? Would this being a bug in the new version suprise you?
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NuminaXLT posted:Would this being a bug in the new version suprise you? Only slightly more surprised then if geese hatched iron chairs.
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So I just got back from France and am now committed to making Dwarf Louvre. From what I gather, there is a major overhaul update coming out shortly so I should hold off for that? I thought I remembered reading that Toady went nuts and released the source code before checking into rehab or something.
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Neurion posted:Are you suggesting that socks reproduce? Yes. They lay statues, which explode into hundreds of socks.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:So I just got back from France and am now committed to making Dwarf Louvre. From what I gather, there is a major overhaul update coming out shortly so I should hold off for that? I thought I remembered reading that Toady went nuts and released the source code before checking into rehab or something. Yep, that all happened the same time as the latest release dropped, earlier today.
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Neurion posted:Are you suggesting that socks reproduce? I'm suggesting the dwarves, for lack of condoms, put the socks on their cocks and discard the cum-stained footwear in the hallways after they are done loving. That's what I was suggesting.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:I thought I remembered reading that Toady went nuts and released the source code before checking into rehab or something. If only 
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Is there any way to restrict certain jobs (e.g. masons) to only use certain materials without locking them into a workshop with said material? Trying to get my rear end in a top hat dwarves to make microcline tables has become a chore.
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Set up a stockpile that only has the materials you want to use, set that stockpile to give to a specific mason shop, only order tables from that shop. Yes you're still tied to a specific shop, but you don't have to lock anyone in or anything. Any dwarf that completes a job at that shop will only use materials available from the stockpiles that are giving to it.
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I think you can do it with workflow, too, if you put the right thing in the dfhack command. Or create the job for table, and use dfhack's job-material command to make it microcline. I think?
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Bad Munki posted:Set up a stockpile that only has the materials you want to use, set that stockpile to give to a specific mason shop, only order tables from that shop. Yes you're still tied to a specific shop, but you don't have to lock anyone in or anything. Any dwarf that completes a job at that shop will only use materials available from the stockpiles that are giving to it. This worked beautifully, thank you 
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Shibawanko posted:I'm suggesting the dwarves, for lack of condoms, put the socks on their cocks and discard the cum-stained footwear in the hallways after they are done loving. That's what I was suggesting. Poppycock! We all know dwarves are constantly emitting a fine mist of reproductive materials!
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Neurion posted:Poppycock! We all know dwarves are constantly emitting a fine mist of reproductive materials! and/or bodily waste, for that matter Toady really needs to implement toilets, sewers and other waste disposal.
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Slightly better support for plumbing (to deal with features already in the game) wouldn't be too bad, but other than that no, those things can stay abstracted for all I care.
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Routing your sewage into the underground should piss of the animal people living there and any deep sites 'downstream'.
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If I can't fertilize fields with a mixture of dwarf poo poo and goblin/forgotton beast innards, Dwarf Fortress isn't yet complete. If I can't drown an elf in a 'crop field undergoing extreme fertilization', Dwarf Fortress isn't yet complete. If I can't buy out a caravan with a load of Shitbarrels (fired and glazed, of course) full of 'fertilizer'...
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if I can't bury a dozen barrels of manure under my trade depot and later detonate them, annihilating the elven caravan standing in it.. DF isn't complete.
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Excelzior posted:Toady really needs to implement toilets, sewers and other waste disposal. The truth, however, is that dwarves expel waste in the form of vermin, which cats then kill. The vermin then rots away, generating the miasma upon which plants feed. This previously undiscovered aspect of Cat/Dwarf symbiosis demonstrates the need for more research and studies in the area.
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Pickled Tink posted:
So like Richard Gere, but in reverse?
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I think adding poo poo, piss, cum, dwarf sex, and blood pools, would be creepy and weird.
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So I slacked off on getting my defenses working and my militia trained, and then goblins happened. They brought elves with them too. This game  e: One dwarf actually managed to survive, a fey gemcutter who was away from the carnage making an artifact. So now I have a legendary gemcutter living alone in a fortress full of ghosts and dog carcasses. Catts fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jul 4, 2014 |
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Whoops, wrong thread, though a nice Battletech mod of DF would be awesome.
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Turtlicious posted:I think adding poo poo, piss, cum, dwarf sex, and blood pools, would be creepy and weird. The day I can surround my fortress with a moat of ground-up captured goblin blood will be a good day. 
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Turtlicious posted:I think adding poo poo, piss, cum, dwarf sex, and blood pools, would be creepy and weird. The modding forum has a 3-page thread about adding balls to male creatures that'd use DFHack magic to sterilize the victim if they're severed.
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So, uh ETA on new DF?
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Baloogan posted:So, uh ETA on new DF? quote:Is it out yet?
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PROJECTED RELEASE TIME: NEXT GODDAMN WEEK
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Maybe if Bad Munki would update the OP already.
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TildeATH posted:Whoops, wrong thread, though a nice Battletech mod of DF would be awesome. close enough 
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That reminds me, there's now competition on the WW2 mod market!!
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