The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

When are we getting to the fireworks factory?!

The Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store!? :haw:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 02:37

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# ? May 10, 2024 10:03

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

IMJack posted:

The Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store!?

I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of, we just make Simpsons quotes here.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:00

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

IMJack posted:

The Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog Store!?

Why, looking into this lovable mutt's eyes just melts my heart. IMJack, all is forgiven. :3:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Why, looking into this lovable mutt's eyes just melts my heart. IMJack, all is forgiven.

EAAAAUUURGH MAKE WAY FOR JERUSALEM! :scotland:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:32

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Time to take out the Euro-trash!

Hey, fun-boys! Get a room!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:44

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Why, looking into this lovable mutt's eyes just melts my heart. IMJack, all is forgiven.

But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns...I can't do it. But I can kill you.

No, I can't kill you either. Look at you, standing there on your hind legs like a couple of Rory Calhouns.

It's funny to read some of the old reviews on snpp.com and see that they were giving some prime episodes in seasons 5-9 some low scores/grades.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jul 4, 2014

# ? Jul 4, 2014 03:55

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

Hey, fun-boys! Get a room!

Awww look, those two longshoremen finally found love.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:01

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Awww look, those two longshoremen finally found love.

Everyone who's found true love may leave early today! :v:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 04:27

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Everyone who's found true love may leave early today!

Well, you won't be needing this...

# ? Jul 4, 2014 05:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

Well, you won't be needing this...

Hahaha, that'll learn 'im!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 05:56

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

Well, you won't be needing this...

Of course not, you're a robot.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 05:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

Of course not, you're a robot.

I don't know, you'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 06:01

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Of course not, you're a robot.

[chuckles] Devilishiously satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 06:35

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Jerusalem posted:

I don't know, you'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 06:44

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

EAAAAUUURGH MAKE WAY FOR JERUSALEM!

Rowdy Roddy PEEPER :smuggo:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 07:43

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of, we just make Simpsons quotes here.

There must be some mistake. We, uh� we make cookies here. Mr. Drink-Mix's Old Fashioned. Good Times, Extra Chewy�

# ? Jul 4, 2014 09:16

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Laser effects, mirrored balls...John Williams must be rolling around in his grave. :colbert:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 09:35

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

There must be some mistake. We, uh� we make cookies here. Mr. Drink-Mix's Old Fashioned. Good Times, Extra Chewy�

Uh-huh. And where do you keep the hookers?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 10:36

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Elfface posted:

Uh-huh. And where do you keep the hookers?

I want the set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 15:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Of course not, you're a robot.

We got more gongs than that breakdancing robot that caught on fire.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 15:15

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Sweet land of Liberty, of thee I sing... :911:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 15:17

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Root Bear posted:

Sweet land of Liberty, of thee I sing...

Some people say that to love your country is old fashioned, uncool, real melvin. Well, to them I say...

Oh beautiful, for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain...

# ? Jul 4, 2014 17:15

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Ding, dong.
The sound of the Liberty Bell.
Ding: Freedom.
Dong: Opportunity.
Ding: Excellent schools.
Dong: Quality hospitals.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 17:21

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Cesspool, cesspool, cesspool!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 17:39

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ding, dong.
The sound of the Liberty Bell.
Ding: Freedom.
Dong: Opportunity.
Ding: Excellent schools.
Dong: Quality hospitals.

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 18:31

Kikka: Feb 10, 2010; I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

Unrelated to quotes but I just realized Homer is watching TV in Bart's room while Bart is trying to contact him telepathically :psyduck:

# ? Jul 4, 2014 18:54

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 18:56

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

General Bort posted:

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

Heh Heh Heh. Look at this country! U-R-Gay

# ? Jul 4, 2014 18:59

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Look, everyone. John Hancock's writing his name in the snow.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 19:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Ooh, a fresh batch of America Balls!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 19:43

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Some people say that to love your country is old fashioned, uncool, real melvin. Well, to them I say...

Oh beautiful, for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain...

do you wanna play John Wilkes Booth or do you wanna act like a maniac?

# ? Jul 4, 2014 20:53

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

do you wanna play John Wilkes Booth or do you wanna act like a maniac?

That lying, rail-splitting, theater-going freak!

# ? Jul 4, 2014 21:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

That lying, rail-splitting, theater-going freak!

Four score and seven years ago, we took the finest hops and barley to brew a refreshing full-bodied lager...

WEEEEELLLLLL
I'm rapping A-B and I'm here to say
If you want to drink beer Duff's the only way
I say the ONLY way!
Break it down...

# ? Jul 4, 2014 22:12

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

WEEEEELLLLLL
I'm rapping A-B and I'm here to say
If you want to drink beer Duff's the only way
I say the ONLY way!
Break it down...

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Swing it, baby.
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Hoo-uh.
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Oh yeah. I'm bad. Real bad.
Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Whoa, mama.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 22:57

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.
Swing it, baby.
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.
Hoo-uh.
Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.
Oh yeah. I'm bad. Real bad.
Everybody in the house do the Bartman.
Whoa, mama.

That is soooo 1991. :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 5, 2014 00:14

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Some historians consider Jebediah Springfield a minor patriot, but I think you'll find that he's easily the equal of William Dawes, or even Samuel Otis.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 00:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Some historians consider Jebediah Springfield a minor patriot, but I think you'll find that he's easily the equal of William Dawes, or even Samuel Otis.

And just as I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis! :haw:

# ? Jul 5, 2014 00:48

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

And just as I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis!

You su-diddely-uck, Jerusalem! [grabs a bell from him] Hear ye, hear ye! Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all! Chooseth Do over Ham, and he shalt rock thy world! :toot: