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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


El Hefe posted:

hahaha drat thats a big bug

They'd rather be called Colombians tbh.

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Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
is that a grasshopper?

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Charlotte Hornets posted:

is that a grasshopper?

it's ozil's spirit animal

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Jose posted:

please tell me there are more lol





Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

Charlotte Hornets posted:

is that a grasshopper?

Yeah it is a grasshopper genetically engineered by Brazil to sap the life force of James so they would lose.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

awww he's cute. probably dead now

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

like neymar

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Charlotte Hornets posted:

is that a grasshopper?

Its a locust

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
It's grinding the poo poo out of that world cup logo

e: like FIFA

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Correction to my statement earlier that Neymar was back on the pitch to hug James. Turns out it was some other oval office with an awful dye job.

Hope is that Neymar is out completely for Germany. As well as his career.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Judakel posted:

Correction to my statement earlier that Neymar was back on the pitch to hug James. Turns out it was some other oval office with an awful dye job.

that would be Dani Alves

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Judakel posted:

Correction to my statement earlier that Neymar was back on the pitch to hug James. Turns out it was some other oval office with an awful dye job.

dani alves i guess

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

Honj Steak posted:

Its a locust



OMG you mean Jesus sent a plague of locusts on Colombia so they would lose!

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Neymar IS NOT dead

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Tortuga posted:

It's grinding the poo poo out of that world cup logo

e: like FIFA

It likes the green


like FIFA

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Lowtechs posted:

OMG you mean Jesus sent a plague of locusts on Colombia so they would lose!
yeah he was upset about being left out of the squad

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Honj Steak posted:

Its a locust



Not the same insect op.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Charlotte Hornets posted:

dani alves i guess

I didn't get a good look at him. Maybe.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Judakel posted:

Correction to my statement earlier that Neymar was back on the pitch to hug James. Turns out it was some other oval office with an awful dye job.

Hope is that Neymar is out completely for Germany. As well as his career.

dani alves

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


El Hefe posted:

Neymar IS NOT dead

[citation needed]

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

El Hefe posted:

Neymar IS NOT dead

So Neymar sent the plague of locusts upon Columbia? Is he Jesus?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Lowtechs posted:

OMG you mean Jesus sent a plague of locusts on Colombia so they would lose!

Kaka didn't tithe all his money for nothing

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

the jews did this...

DoctorOfLawls
Mar 2, 2001

SA's Brazilian Diplomat
Why do you guys hate Neymar so much?

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

when i was a kid a bunch of kids started wearing head bands and nose bandages because of Nuno Gomes and Joao Pinto.


Wonder if little Colombian kids will start stapling locusts on their arm for inspiration.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

lol at goons in the first moment thinking a loving knee on your loving spine is a light scratch

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


VisAbsoluta posted:

lol at goons in the first moment thinking a loving knee on your loving spine is a light touch
nice meltdown

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DoctorOfLawls posted:

Why do you guys hate Neymar so much?

can't appreciate someone who gives everything he has to his team-

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

DoctorOfLawls posted:

Why do you guys hate Neymar so much?

Grooming kids...

https://twitter.com/DinaraCR7/status/485181564608057346/photo/1

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tettigoniidae

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer

VisAbsoluta posted:

lol at goons in the first moment thinking a loving knee on your loving spine is a light scratch

Well to real men it is a light scratch.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

DoctorOfLawls posted:

Why do you guys hate Neymar so much?

Hes a puto

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


DoctorOfLawls posted:

Why do you guys hate Neymar so much?

Because he is a big baby bitch also is a bad player

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

El Hefe posted:

Neymar IS NOT dead
only on the inside

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Neymar's everything that is wrong with modern football

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

meanwhile messi:

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Honj Steak posted:

Its a locust


"What's this? A FREE penalty kick? I'll take it!"

[SELUR SESUJ]

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

Woah so James took and scored a penalty with a massive loving insect hanging off him? Maybe thats why Cesar was just staring at him.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Seems to be the right one. A living leaf, lol.

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The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Mr. Mambold posted:

Calm down tetsman, everything you say is true, they're just kids on the big stage for the first time, after all. You could see it at the start of the match.

Yeah, I was going for "young star shaken up, lost his head a few times like the rest of his team", not "omg they fouled him but it wasn't called, no fair". It's a strategy to play physical against technical players, and Brazil did that. It was ugly, but it seemed to be effective.

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