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Gau
Nov 18, 2003

I don't think you understand, Gau.
I love that bridge a lot more than the one we got. To be fair, it would probably be hell to film on.

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Hard Clumping
Mar 19, 2008

Y'ALL BREADY
FOR THIS

DrSunshine posted:

I hardly recognized it without all the chrome and lens flares! :v:

If it weren't for the pictures you all post in here sometimes, I really couldn't tell you what the bridge from the 09/ID looked like. Or the ship really. JJTrek cameras never stopped a moment to show you their cool sets/ships like the older films, which were so god drat proud of their star ship porn. I'm certainly not calling for the return of the 4 hour starship flyby (though I do love TMP), but the bridge is just clear panels and the cameras would be all like "swoooosh swaoooww" flying through them like a michael bay dialogue scene, the film focusing on fancy camera work than anything we were meant to be looking at.

The new movies forget that TOS-era Trek hinged so much on the characters, characters which include The Ship Itself. The best drat scene in ID was Grumpy Bones's Torp Surgery - it was a fun little useless character piece that, although it took place on a bad green screen planet, at least had the camera calm down for long enough for Karl Urban to do some Acting. It's really the only scene I can remember visually as anything other than swooshing lights.

Hard Clumping fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jul 5, 2014

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Gau posted:

I love that bridge a lot more than the one we got. To be fair, it would probably be hell to film on.
It still looks like it has angle-poise lamps which annoyed me in the film. Hey every station needs reading light to illuminate the backlit computer screens in an already blindingly bright white room!

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The Kelvin reminds me of those old FASA ships.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Then for those who love X-Wings and saucer separations x4 there's the ST:O-like USS Prometheus which doesn't have a glamour picture because no good ones exists anywhere on the internet that doesn't look like total poo poo. So here's a stupid schematic of it in its various forms from all four angles that makes the ship look like an entire armada of half built Voyagers.



:psyduck:

AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jul 5, 2014

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

AndyElusive posted:

Then for those who love X-Wings and saucer separations x4 there's the ST:O-like USS Prometheus which doesn't have a glamour picture because no good ones exists anywhere one on the internet that doesn't look like total poo poo. So here's a stupid schematic of it in its various forms from all four angles that makes the ship look like an entire armada of half built Voyagers.



:psyduck:

Basically, the moral of the story is "gently caress you, John Eaves. gently caress you so hard."

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

AndyElusive posted:

Then for those who love X-Wings and saucer separations x4 there's the ST:O-like USS Prometheus which doesn't have a glamour picture because no good ones exists anywhere on the internet that doesn't look like total poo poo. So here's a stupid schematic of it in its various forms from all four angles that makes the ship look like an entire armada of half built Voyagers.



:psyduck:

Oh my god, I never noticed the tiny little warp nacelle that pops out of separated saucer.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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AndyElusive posted:

Then for those who love X-Wings and saucer separations x4 there's the ST:O-like USS Prometheus which doesn't have a glamour picture because no good ones exists anywhere on the internet that doesn't look like total poo poo. So here's a stupid schematic of it in its various forms from all four angles that makes the ship look like an entire armada of half built Voyagers.



:psyduck:
Are all these chunks meant to be from a single ship? Christ, who built that thing, the Suliban?

Someone post those old schematics for the Franz Joseph tugboat ships. I remember there were plans for like, cruise ship liner pods for that. That would've been interesting to have occur.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Activate multi-vector bullshit mode.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Nessus posted:

Are all these chunks meant to be from a single ship? Christ, who built that thing, the Suliban?

It's from Voyager. Of course it's dumb.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Timby posted:

Basically, the moral of the story is "gently caress you, John Eaves. gently caress you so hard."

John Eaves is a remarkably boring artist that recycles his ideas more than James Horner did in the 80s, but I'm pretty sure Rick Sternbach designed the Prometheus.

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


Screw the space dreadnoughts, the unsung workhorse classes are the best. The Miranda class is a classic, and even Picard admitted he'd give up his Galaxy class cruise-liner to fly the Constellation class again. :swoon:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

OtherworldlyInvader posted:

Screw the space dreadnoughts, the unsung workhorse classes are the best. The Miranda class is a classic, and even Picard admitted he'd give up his Galaxy class cruise-liner to fly the Constellation class again. :swoon:



Looking at that makes me think there's a slick warp engine salesman out there.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Mister Kingdom posted:

Looking at that makes me think there's a slick warp engine salesman out there.



You know how Scotty/Geordie is always saying there just isn't enough power? Yeah that ship doesn't have that problem. It's what they would call when they needed the Enterprise hauled away as garbage...

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

DrSunshine posted:

"What a piece of junk!"

"She'll do point-five past light speed."

Haha. That means that the Millennium Falcon can only go at Warp 1.5! :jerkbag:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ln87J4XecU

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Nonono, that still has one warpcore, so each nacelle only has half the power! They're redundant like on four prop planes.

What you need is two warp cores. Like the Prometheus has.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Vagabundo posted:

Who the gently caress cares about balance in space? What's it going to do? Tip forward and start sinking?

Uh, yeah, actually. If the thrusters on a space ship aren't balanced with respect to its center of mass, it will just spin around uselessly.

e: I mean unless spinning is what you want it to do, in that case it's pretty useful.

Fister Roboto fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Jul 6, 2014

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.



So I've always liked TNG but not a huge Trek fan but I was wondering why did Beverly Crusher leave the show for a season or two and was replaced by whatshername?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




LazyDivey posted:

So I've always liked TNG but not a huge Trek fan but I was wondering why did Beverly Crusher leave the show for a season or two and was replaced by whatshername?

There were producers on the show's staff who didn't like her performance or character or her lack of sleeping with him and managed to round up support to get rid of her.

Fan reaction to Pulaski was bad, and Berman, who'd liked Crusher, came into a more prominent position running the show and between him, Patrick Stewart, and a bunch of fan support, they managed to get her returned. Also the producer who'd been sexually harassing her had left, which helped.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jul 6, 2014

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Maurice Hurley was apparently harassing her, yeah. He was one of their writers who became a producer. It's not clear from most sources if this was sexual harassment or just general jackassery.

And she wasn't alone, according to his Memory Alpha entry: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Maurice_Hurley

FuturePastNow fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Jul 6, 2014

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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MikeJF posted:

There were producers on the show's staff who didn't like her performance or character or her lack of sleeping with him and managed to round up support to get rid of her.

Fan reaction to Pulaski was bad, and Berman, who'd liked Crusher, came into a more prominent position running the show and between him, Patrick Stewart, and a bunch of fan support, they managed to get her returned. Also the producer who'd been sexually harassing her had left, which helped.
Well that's awful, who was the dillhole? I'd assumed when I was younger that she was just having a child and they didn't want to work in a pregnancy angle.

OtherworldlyInvader
Feb 10, 2005

The X-COM project did not deliver the universe's ultimate cup of coffee. You have failed to save the Earth.


I got to Tapestry and Frame of Mind today in my TNG re-watch, I really love both those episodes. :allears:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

OtherworldlyInvader posted:

Screw the space dreadnoughts, the unsung workhorse classes are the best. The Miranda class is a classic, and even Picard admitted he'd give up his Galaxy class cruise-liner to fly the Constellation class again. :swoon:



I like the Constellation overall, but I really wish that at some point they'd worked it over a little more so that it's less glaringly obvious that they basically just glued the top and bottom halves of an Enterprise model's saucer on the top and bottom. Keep the curves, lose the lip at the edge, know what I'm saying?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Timby posted:

Basically, the moral of the story is "gently caress you, John Eaves. gently caress you so hard."

Actual visual designer aside, I think this one's at the writers' feet, honestly.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Actual visual designer aside, I think this one's at the writers' feet, honestly.

Yeah, the Prometheus isn't too bad given the specs he had to work with. It's not a Scimitar-level turd.

I mean I'm sure Probert would've come up with something that knocked it out of the water, but the current Prometheus design is serviceable.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Jul 6, 2014

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Constellation? The Ford Pinto of starships. Kelvin? Maybe a nice mid-sized sedan. Prometheus? A PT Roadster, the dream of every 12 year old boy who wouldn't know class and performance if it smacked him in the face.

But none compare to the Rolls-Royce of starships. The Great Experiment.



Nobody can dispute the utility and simple beauty of the Constitution-class, and her refit set the bar for an era of design. But it was the Excelsior that was truly a hallmark of its age, a beacon of late 23rd century art deco design, Starfleet at its very peak.



A shaky start? Sure, we all have them. It only took the Excelsior like 5 years after being built to be put into service. It's not her fault those eggheads in R&D built a transwarp drive that could be destroyed by a drunk, overweight Scotsman removing some spark plugs.



She's the B-52 of Starfleet ships, serving as the cream of the crop and, later, Starfleet's muscle and guts for a century. Countless other experiments came and went, and in the end, the Excelsior remained, mocking all attempts to do better. She's seen like 5 wars, served on countless fronts, charted thousands of square light-years of unexplored space. No other class of ship has come close to the impact made by the Excelsior.



Go on, look at it and try to tell me it's not the perfect ship. Beautiful, fast, powerful. And big.

But not so big as her captain.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
In my cynicism, I can't help but wonder if the Bolians were the product of "hey, how about some Andorians?" "ehhhhhh, Michael Westmore says he doesn't 'do antennae', and we don't really feel like finding white wigs, soooooo... how about we just do some facebumps and the blue makeup and call 'em something else?"

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Drone posted:

Constitution Class

gently caress that fat piece of poo poo. What, did it do evasive manoeuvres every time it encountered a salad?



Now here's a goddamn space boat.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Edit: quote is not edit. gently caress.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Vagabundo posted:

gently caress that fat piece of poo poo. What, did it do evasive manoeuvres every time it encountered a salad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBmmlHR1Bwg

Excelsiors don't give no quarter, son. Lakota coulda creamed the Defiant and chose to show mercy.

LRADIKAL
Jun 10, 2001

Fun Shoe
Ya, well a cessna with a quantum torpedo launcher could take the Defiant, so...

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The Defiant had her own quantums too, to be fair.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Vagabundo posted:

Now here's a goddamn space boat.



She's a tough little ship.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
The Defiant is my favorite spaceship that looks like it could give you Lyme's Disease.

Pasco
Oct 2, 2010

Drone posted:

Nobody can dispute the utility and simple beauty of the Constitution-class, and her refit set the bar for an era of design. But it was the Excelsior that was truly a hallmark of its age, a beacon of late 23rd century art deco design, Starfleet at its very peak.

I love the Excelsior so much, a ship so perfect she looks good even as a technical diagram.



That top-down view is just perfection. That is Star Trek to me.

Drone posted:

But not so big as her captain.

The Sulu factor doesn't hurt either.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
Gloria in Excelsior deo.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



AndyElusive posted:

She's a tough little ship.

Not so tough as her captain, I think.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

:gowron:

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:vince:

More like SEXcelsior, am I right? :heysexy:

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!


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Aug 26, 2008

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Scratchmo

Close the thread, ship porn chat has been ruined.

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