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ArchWizard posted:> Tell the voice that The Internet is now a crime scene
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ArchWizard posted:> Tell the voice that The Internet is now a crime scene
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Jul 4, 2014 20:22
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ArchWizard posted:> Tell the voice that The Internet is now a crime scene
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Jul 4, 2014 20:27
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ArchWizard posted:> Tell the voice that The Internet is now a crime scene
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Jul 4, 2014 20:36
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ArchWizard posted:> Tell the voice that The Internet is now a crime scene
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Jul 4, 2014 20:42
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> Tell the Internet that the Ghost is a crime scene
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Jul 4, 2014 21:32
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> Tell your dick that the Ghost is now a crime then > Open trenchcoat, revealing revolver tied to your penis, start shooting computer while screaming "AND I CALL IT THE CRIME CONQUEROR"
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Jul 4, 2014 23:29
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>Become a comic by Frank Miller
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Jul 4, 2014 23:51
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>Call up HBO, pitch concept of this Let's Play as an original series.
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Jul 5, 2014 00:05
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>Recreate (in real life) a painting by H R Giger
SirEvelynTremble fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jul 5, 2014 |
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Jul 5, 2014 00:07
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ArchWizard posted:> Tell the voice that The Internet is now a crime scene
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Putty posted:>Open trenchcoat, revealing revolver tied to your penis, start shooting computer while screaming  You recoil in horror from the computer and begin screaming. Then, as you had practiced so many times before, you yank open your trench coat and fire your Crotch Pistol into the computer tower several times. This is a tricky process involving flicking your member upward, cocking the hammer on your belly and then firing the weapon with each thrust of your hips. It never suspected a thing. The monitor turns off. ArchWizard posted:> Tell the voice that The Internet is now a crime scene  The uniformed officer runs in from the living room, service pistol drawn. "What happened? I heard shots fired!" He looks around frantically. "Stand down, kid," you try to calm him, "We're gonna need to declare the entire Internet a crime scene. I need you to not let anyone in or out until this case is closed." "I don't... I don't think-" the officer is interrupted as the nearby monitor blips back on, the previous video game still in progress exactly where it was. Atma fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jul 6, 2014 |
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Jul 6, 2014 01:51
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>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie BRING THE FIGHT TO THEM
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Jul 6, 2014 01:53
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mr.capps posted:>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie
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Jul 6, 2014 02:05
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mr.capps posted:>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie
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mr.capps posted:>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie
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mr.capps posted:>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie
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mr.capps posted:>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie
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Jul 6, 2014 02:39
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> stay safe computer ghost
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Jul 6, 2014 02:46
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> gently caress the police
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Jul 6, 2014 02:49
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mr.capps posted:>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie
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mr.capps posted:>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie I wanted to try to be clever or funny with my response, but drat, this is the only correct answer.
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mr.capps posted:>Transfer and hack yourself into the internet like a bad 90's action movie  Steeling yourself, you touch your hand to the monitor and close your eyes. A malevolent presence courses through your body, chilling you to the bone. "I've missed you, Neo. Do you remember all the fun times we had together?" booms the familiar voice in your head. You are forced to relive the death of your family at your own hands. It is a nightmare that lasts what feels like to be an eternity. Mercifully, you suddenly feel as if every atom in your body is ripped apart and then reassembled.  When you open your eyes, you find yourself in an endless landscape of circuits and code. You conclude that you must have successfully made it inside of the Internet. "There has to be clues around here somewhere," you muse out loud. Your voice is strangely distorted and digitized. Atma fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Jul 6, 2014 |
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Jul 6, 2014 04:24
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>go to https://www.clues.com
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Jul 6, 2014 04:32
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>Start using the power of 90's Movies Hacking to flood the internet with the soundtrack of Metal Gear Rising. Especially "Rules of Nature". >Turn yourself into Raiden.
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Jul 6, 2014 04:32
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> become the Freakazoid
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Jul 6, 2014 04:45
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>follow kanye west on twitter
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Jul 6, 2014 04:54
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>Bring the other cop into The 'Net. You'll need backup.
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Huge Obamacare Fan posted:> become the Freakazoid
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Jul 6, 2014 05:09
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>search Google
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Jul 6, 2014 05:20
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Visit fetlife and experience it like never before.
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Jul 6, 2014 05:26
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>pray for guidance from buddah
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Huge Obamacare Fan posted:> become the Freakazoid
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Huge Obamacare Fan posted:> become the Freakazoid
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Jul 6, 2014 05:59
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Demon of the East posted:>search Google
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Jul 6, 2014 06:30
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> Summon your dog, Lycos
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Jul 6, 2014 08:57
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>find internet porn >masturbate
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Jul 6, 2014 09:00
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materialize a Tron cycle
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Jul 6, 2014 09:03
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> click a porn ad
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>unclog the series of tubes
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