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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm sorry... did you just call me a liar? No, I said you were fired.
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Do over Ham posted:No, I said you were fired. Well, Do Over, you're an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.
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Jul 6, 2014 07:45
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mrfart posted:
SEX CAULDRON!!?? I thought they closed that place down!
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Jul 6, 2014 07:48
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TMMadman posted:Well, Do Over, you're an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham. I also shake and bake.
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Jul 6, 2014 07:58
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Do over Ham posted:I also shake and bake. But Ham you love Shake-n-Bake! You put it in your coffee in the morning!
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Jul 6, 2014 10:23
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Skeesix posted:But Ham you love Shake-n-Bake! You put it in your coffee in the morning! I think I remember my own life, Skeesix. 
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Jul 6, 2014 11:37
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Do over Ham posted:I think I remember my own life, Skeesix. And then I said to the President... get this- Ham? Skeesix?
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Jul 6, 2014 14:18
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After The War posted:And then I said to the President... get this- Ham? Skeesix? We now welcome you back to our late night movie : colonel Dracula's war! Uhhhhh... Colonel?  Bleh! 
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Skeesix posted:We now welcome you back to our late night movie : colonel Dracula's war! I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals Flaming
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Jul 6, 2014 14:33
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Do over Ham posted:I think I remember my own life, Skeesix. We were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon...
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Jul 6, 2014 15:01
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After The War posted:And then I said to the President... get this- Ham? Skeesix? President Do Over Ham is driving on our lawn! He must be lost!
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Jul 6, 2014 15:16
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Mmm. Strawberries. ... Ah, that's good. Hey, Lendl! Choke! Choke! Yeah!
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Jul 6, 2014 15:51
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Jorghnassen posted:Mmm. Strawberries. ... Ah, that's good. Hey, Lendl! Choke! Choke! Yeah! You stink Strawberry, we want Home Run Homer! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrryl. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrryl. 
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Jul 6, 2014 16:39
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Root Bear posted:President Do Over Ham is driving on our lawn! He must be lost! Two bad neighbors
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Jul 6, 2014 16:40
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Do over Ham posted:No, I said you were fired. Oh... That's much worse 
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Jul 6, 2014 17:38
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gingerberger posted:Two bad neighbors Wait, I don't get it. Are you saying you and Skeesix are two bad neighbors?
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Jul 6, 2014 17:51
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Skeesix posted:We now welcome you back to our late night movie : colonel Dracula's war! Next, on Exploitation Theatre: "Blacula," followed by "Blackenstein," and "The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame."
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Jul 6, 2014 18:06
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Next, on Exploitation Theatre: "Blacula," followed by "Blackenstein," and "The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame." Up there is the whorehouse. Then the brothel. Then the cat house. Then the library.
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PT6A posted:We were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon... Sir, it'a crime to lie to the quotes thread. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Next, on Exploitation Theatre: "Blacula," followed by "Blackenstein," and "The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame." Don't ask if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist, somehow. jscolon2.0 fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Jul 6, 2014 19:07
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Root Bear posted:President Do Over Ham is driving on our lawn! He must be lost! Oh, that's it. I'm gonna report this to me member of parliament. 'EY! GUS! I got somethin' to report to ya!
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Jul 6, 2014 19:19
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PT6A posted:We were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon... Mr. PT6A, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
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Jul 6, 2014 19:42
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MondayHotDog posted:Mr. PT6A, it's a felony to lie to the FBI. We were sitting in IMJack's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?
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Jul 6, 2014 20:44
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MondayHotDog posted:Mr. PT6A, it's a felony to lie to the FBI. FBI, huh? Excuse me.  Alright, they're onto us. Get him back to Sea World!
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Justin Godscock posted:FBI, huh? Excuse me. My credit card? Uh, do you accept a Federal Breast Inspector's card?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My credit card? Uh, do you accept a Federal Breast Inspector's card? Hey....that's not the Wallet Inspector!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My credit card? Uh, do you accept a Federal Breast Inspector's card? 
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I shouldn't have eaten the mint first.
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MondayHotDog posted:I shouldn't have eaten the mint first. My name is Ot-tO I love to get blot-to
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Jul 7, 2014 00:24
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gingerberger posted:My name is Ot-tO I love to get blot-to Make this spare, I give you free gelato!
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Tokelau All Star posted:Make this spare, I give you free gelato! I'm really enjoying this so-called "iced cream".
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm really enjoying this so-called "iced cream". I told you I don't like ethnic food!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'm really enjoying this so-called "iced cream". Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk?
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TMMadman posted:Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk? Unflavored for me!
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MondayHotDog posted:Unflavored for me! And God said, "Gather ye two of every flavor, anoint them with 62 sauces, whipped cream, and nuts, and ye shall call it 'The Ark'"! 
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MondayHotDog posted:Unflavored for me! Daddy says dice are gambling. We just move one space at a time, it's less fun that way!
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The toppings contain potassium benzoate. ...Can I go now?? That's bad.
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gingerberger posted:The toppings contain potassium benzoate. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that too!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls. Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway. It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem! Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business. Get ready for fun, fun, fun! The people are already here, we don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we?
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