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Yeah you can't feel vahingonilo towards/about yourself. The word for that is masochism.
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Fair enough, I was mistaken. My brothers sure experienced it though, they laughed their asses off.
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Let's just say you were an integral component of a shadenfreude event and call it a day.
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what if you had multiple personality disorder
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snortpocket posted:what if you had multiple personality disorder Doesn't matter. The personality who experienced it cannot experience schaudenfraude and the nature of the disassociation there means that the other personalities by definition did not experience the bad thing and thus can experience schadenfreude. Even Schizophrenics can't have that both ways.
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Heres the video (Cant seem to find the one without subtitles) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOCN4mmoW0k
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SiKboy posted:Heres the video (Cant seem to find the one without subtitles) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOCN4mmoW0k It's linked in the description of the version you just posted.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW1B2FuxKYg
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I love every second of this gif. Just when you think it can't get any better, the bike smashes into the pole, shrapnel goes everywhere and it starts pissing out steam from its ruptured cooling system.
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It took me something like five days to get through this forum thread, mostly because my internet connection is such crap. It might not be schadenfreude as much as venting and sharing stories. But I found it schadenfreude-y.
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It took its first opportunity to escape into sweet freedom, unaware it couldn't survive in the wild.  oval office raja posted:He's an EMT willing to shock LA Beast with an electrified dog collar multiple times though, so I don't know what that says about his professionalism.
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trickybiscuits posted:It took me something like five days to get through this forum thread, mostly because my internet connection is such crap. It might not be schadenfreude as much as venting and sharing stories. But I found it schadenfreude-y. quote:If those two dudes broke your arm while you were walking home from Church on a Friday night, and the trauma surgeon fixed it via external fixation, DO NOT by any means use a wirecutter to remove it 4 days after discharge. quote:If you are going to get into a fight, and have a prosthetic eye, make sure you take it out first.....and, for safe keeping, shove it up your vagina.....then realize that you cannot get it out and go to the ED for removal. quote:Similarly, if you're 90 and gonna get a hooker, pay up...amazingly, the slash through-and-through both esophagus and trachea along with at-the-door full arrest was survived and he went home trached, never to speak or eat again...hope she was worth it. quote:When stealing a Rx pad to fill it out correctly when turning it into the pharmacy the following day, they'll realize something is fishy when you write for "1.2 pounds of Mofin". Palpek has a new favorite as of 10:15 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Doctor Bishop posted:It's linked in the description of the version you just posted. This is everyone's experience with those pulsed electric fences.  "No look it's safe, I've touched it 5 times now and nothing happen-NNNNRRGGGGHHH gently caress" This gif just keeps on giving.
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trickybiscuits posted:It took me something like five days to get through this forum thread, mostly because my internet connection is such crap. It might not be schadenfreude as much as venting and sharing stories. But I found it schadenfreude-y.  quote:When attempting a self-circumcision do not use dry ice to numb the area... and when the dry ice sticks to the... a.... area, do not attempt to remove the ice with boiling water. ed: quote:I once spent a day snowboarding and forgot to wear sunscreen. I got an absolutely blistering sunburn. A coworker picked up a chart and said, "oh, K****, you should see this one." The chief complaint was sunburn. I went in and said, "Hi, I'm Dr. M*****. How can I help you?" to a patient who wasn't burned nearly as badly as I was. Without even making eye contact the sniveling, crying patient began telling me about their horrible, painful sunburn. In mid sentence they happened to look up at me, said, "Oh!" and stopped crying. quote:if you are going to have a leg amputated in a car accident be very sure that the neighborhood dog is not lurking in the area...they tend to take what they can get. even legs! quote:After cutting your own throat with a box knife and missing all major vessels, it is a good idea to stand outside and have a smoke while awaiting the ambulance... the crew will likely get a good laugh out of watching the smoke pour out of your nearly-transected trachea! and just to keep with the thread title: quote:If your rear end is sore from lots of diarrhea, turpentine can be quite soothing to your sphincter.  quote:1.) If you are a psych patient in need of hospitalization do not argue your point against staying by ripping the surgical lamp off the ceiling and threatening to electrocute yourself with the loose wires. We called the NYPD. The NYPD called the SWAT team. The SWAT team had to take down the guy using a tazer gun. quote:If you come to the ER (by EMS of course) with 2 days of priapism which you've had before and I aspirate and inject your penis with phenylephrine and it starts to go down don't sit in your bed and stroke yourself until it gets hard again (not making this up). Seriously, go read the thread. These are the choice bits but the entire thing is like a smorgasbord of WTF/stupidity/schadenfreude. Pierzak has a new favorite as of 13:00 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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The gently caress would even possess someone to try that? And in what circumstances EVER does "boiling water down the pants" become a good idea? That is truly a special kind of idiocy. I can only marvel at it.
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quote:Woman comes into the ER. States that she has a sore belly/abdomen. A pelvic exam reveals some interesting findings. First, her vaginal vestibule is being held closed with a number of safety pins that are beginning to rust (if I remember correctly). When these are removed, several pieces of chicken- presumably making up a whole bird, were subsequently removed from her vagina. She then revealed that she was desperate to get pregnant, and thought that shoving a chicken "up there" and fastening it closed woud do the trick. 
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It's like, you think you've heard, read or seen all the hosed up and weird things in the world. And then someone comes along and shoves a chicken up their vagina or, as someone else in that thread posted, pulls out a crack pipe from their vagina and proceeds to eat it. A glass crack pipe. Great find, that thread.
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Foxhound posted:It's like, you think you've heard, read or seen all the hosed up and weird things in the world. And then someone comes along and shoves a chicken up their vagina or, as someone else in that thread posted, pulls out a crack pipe from their vagina and proceeds to eat it. A glass crack pipe.  http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3403908&pagenumber=56&perpage=40#post430994574To appropriate a Debate Disco refrain: there is always more and it is always worse.
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razorrozar posted:
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Foxhound posted:It's like, you think you've heard, read or seen all the hosed up and weird things in the world. And then someone comes along and shoves a chicken up their vagina or, as someone else in that thread posted, pulls out a crack pipe from their vagina and proceeds to eat it. A glass crack pipe. There's also the Healthcare Stories thread in Goon Doctor - a lot of it involves butts and butt related injuries.
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When watching the Tour de France, you should perhaps pay attention to the racers right in front of you, rather than looking through your zoom lens. Similarly, get your cell phones out of the racers faces. 
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Speaking of butts:quote:If you are 13 and feeling....experimental....Don't use the dish hose from the sink as your ambassador to rectal pleasure. If you do, the spring-loaded handle thingy will open after you shove it up past the anus, making it impossible to get out. Also, that thread was from their ER subforum. Have an equivalent from the pharmaceutical section: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/things-i-learn-from-my-patients.117497/ And the EMS section: http://forums.studentdoctor.net/threads/things-i-learned-on-the-ambulance.109585/ Pierzak has a new favorite as of 16:25 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Decrepus posted:Are you guys confusing this with the stdh thread? You clearly haven't been reading The Health Care Stories thread: Inanimate objects in people's asses thread.
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quote:She then revealed that she was desperate to get pregnant, and thought that shoving a chicken "up there" and fastening it closed woud do the trick. Wrong type of cock, I guess.
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How could you not post the full story?  It's the last few lines that bring it all together. "It's a boy!"
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Regalingualius posted:How could you not post the full story? That was the OTHER chicken fetus story, I linked it above.
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 So many links...too many links... :Edit: Welp I got to "It's a boy" and I am scarred for life in a way that I did not think was possible. It's been fun SA 
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Haha, you've never read the GE Cafe confessional. I don't have archives, but someone please quote his shower pink sock confessional (spoilerized for butt sanity. Do not GIS that term). Did you get to the one where Lady who spent 6+ months on a couch without getting up (stressing last part), and ended up having the skin of her back fused to the couch fibers, requiring surgery to lift her out of the house? Fishstick has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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razorrozar posted:
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Fishstick posted:...someone please quote his shower pink sock confessional (spoilerized for butt sanity. Do not GIS that term). I did the opposite of what you suggested, but all I get are promotional pictures of some sort of monkey-themed party favors and decorations.
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JD-Smith posted:I wanna go home now. Don't feel bad. I had to type the words "the other chicken fetus story" today.  I feel like there's a thread title in there somewhere.
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jeebus bob posted:I did the opposite of what you suggested, but all I get are promotional pictures of some sort of monkey-themed party favors and decorations. You lucked out. GE cafe's story is a classic definition as UD coins it (spoiler for sanity)the result of excessive anal interaction; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock
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I always confuse pink sock with wizard's sleeve. Maybe I need some sort of mnemonic so I can remember which is which.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I always confuse pink sock with wizard's sleeve. Maybe I need some sort of mnemonic so I can remember which is which. Giant Cocks Cause Pink Socks
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razorrozar posted:Don't feel bad. I had to type the words "the other chicken fetus story" today. Schadenfreude thread: No, that's the OTHER chicken fetus story
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Decrepus posted:Are you guys confusing this with the stdh thread? EMS personnel have been circulating the "woman comes to the ER with a chicken safety-pinned in her cooch" since the '70's. If it's not just an urban legend, it's sure as hell guilty of seeming like one. The rest of that poo poo, though, I don't doubt. One of my good friends has been a paramedic for going on twenty years, and has tons of stories just like those. It takes a hell of a person to see stuff like that day in and day out and still be able to keep working.
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