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corn in the bible posted:(I’m currently wearing a My Little Pony lanyard as I am a ‘brony’, or a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I finish a project on the computer and start to walk back to my seat, but it would appear that I left the lanyard, as a peer calls out.) Or the setting is a special ed class, which would make some sense to why they have admiration for their teacher.
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I had teachers that acted like that to students, i.e. "Bonding" over similar interests and acting as a peer rather than as an authority figure. They were all creepy as gently caress, and one music teacher turned out to be a pedophile. So I'm happy that these stories are stdh, because I don't want to imagine how even creepier a teacher bonding over MLP would be.
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Jul 7, 2014 05:27
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What kind of hellhole school would make kids read atlas shrugged?
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Gaunab posted:What kind of hellhole school would make kids read atlas shrugged? The kind with parents who were able to bully the school board into putting the book on the curriculum. Also, the Ayn Rand Institute has annual essay contests where high-schoolers can win scholarships, so you may as well teach something that will get your students a chance at money for college.
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"I.e., I am actually racist." [/quote] "Instead I display my racism openly!" [/quote] It's been a while since I read that book, but I'm pretty sure the "left-leaning" propaganda the author is so angry about is the simple proposition that black people shouldn't be killed on white people's say-so and that everyone of every color should have equal treatment under the law. [/quote] It's funny. I figured the guy and girl were at least lovers.
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quote:During my years as a high-flying drug grower, I learned a lot about the genetics of marijuana. Specifically, there are three races of marijuana: Cannabis Sativa, Cannabis Indica, and Cannabis Ruderalis. Each one has well-known characteristics. Sativa is more of a body buzz; Indica is more of a head buzz; Ruderalis I never smoked because it almost exclusively grows in Africa but it is supposed to be more physical, like ketamine or PCP. Within each of these races however there were different ethnicities of marijuana. For example, White Widow is a cross of Indian and Brazilian Indicas. Skunk #5 is a potent Indica. Your average high school style weed is a generic sativa. Jesus, even his racist nonsense screed doesn't support his point.
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quote:The girl and I drifted apart, and by drifted I mean she moved on to the husband material kind of guy both she and her parents could like. It was a business negotiation and I understood that.
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Halfway through that long drug story I forgot what the guys point was because I kept getting excited about how insane the guys story was but it was a letdown. There was a dead grandma that went nowhere, a stoner kid from the inner city whose dad was a powerful politician and the raver friends out on the old hunting grounds and this guy chooses to devote a large part about building a garden. I can imagine the guy typing multiple drafts of this bullshit and finally settling on the most boring one because it might be believable. The problem is no one gives a poo poo on the internet, either it's over the top and fun to read like 50 ft Ant or it's boring and stupid and then everybody is laughing at the writer not with him.
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Jul 7, 2014 20:16
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Yeah, the IRS would totally believe a used movie store cleared 7 million in profit in a few years.
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Jul 7, 2014 21:25
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jodai posted:fun to read like 50 ft Ant that's the STDH from your post.
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Sally Forth posted:Jesus, even his racist nonsense screed doesn't support his point. Yeah, it's pretty laughable in the details. Ruderalis is not from Africa (most likely it came from Siberia) and it's not some rare exotic type of pot, it's easily available everywhere since it's what makes autoflowers autoflower. All autoflower strains are ruderalis crosses because ruderalis is super-hardy and will flower on schedule regardless of light cycles etc. Ruderalis is basically one step up from ditchweed and is supposedly pretty low-grade in terms of THC content, though it's usually high in CBDs. If this guy was a weed farmer at all, much less a massively successful one, then I'm Miss Teenage America. Edit: "like ketamine or PCP." So full of poo poo. bonestructure has a new favorite as of 02:38 on Jul 8, 2014 |
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Jul 8, 2014 02:34
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Are CBDs anything like BCBs?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabidiol Supposed to be extra-good for a lot of medical marijuana patients. The low-THC high-CBD strain Charlotte's Web is a good example (and a really heartwarming story.  )
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I was trying to make a joke about Discworld's Burnt Crunchy Bits, but I guess that's off the table now. 
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kizudarake posted:that's the STDH from your post. Wasn't he also the guy who wrote about the haunted bunker he was stationed in in Germany? Also, I used to think his stories in the bad rpg experience thread were funny. Not believable at all, but funny. I might have been in the minority there, though.
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jodai posted:Wasn't he also the guy who wrote about the haunted bunker he was stationed in in Germany? Also, I used to think his stories in the bad rpg experience thread were funny. Not believable at all, but funny. I might have been in the minority there, though. are you really into hot, pregnant wives?
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jodai posted:Wasn't he also the guy who wrote about the haunted bunker he was stationed in in Germany? Also, I used to think his stories in the bad rpg experience thread were funny. Not believable at all, but funny. I might have been in the minority there, though. 50tf also writes sci-fi stories on the side and I recall him going on about undertaking personality therapy so much of what he is writing is partially to do with coping with this drive of escapism and low self esteem. Much of his writing I understand is extrapolated off the base facts of his life so it results in him creating an alter-ego that is accepted in a larger community. His DnD stuff is him being an anti-grognard to save his hide.
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Those brony stories are so sad  . I just like genuinely feel bad for a person that has so lost touch with reality and have such low social skills they have to write something like that. I just feel bad for them as a person on earth. That's the kind of poo poo you find before you find the body hanging somewhere or laying in bed with head seepage surrounded by their dolls.
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Sally Forth posted:Jesus, even his racist nonsense screed doesn't support his point. The most stdh part is that he doesn't even know what kind of weed does what to you. 
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My friend tells a lot of STDH stories about how he used to be a wrestler as a teenager. For example, the group he worked with did a show in Warrnambool where they were able to reserve a whole carriage on the train for them and their stuff. Another is how they did this brawl around the city to their arena including poo poo like motorcycle stunts. And yet again with how they once worked a show in Japan. Or how one of the wrestlers dislocated both of his shoulders in a match and kept on trying to fight.
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West Ham Sandwich posted:The most stdh part is that he doesn't even know what kind of weed does what to you. This is exactly what I thought.
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Captain Bravo posted:I was trying to make a joke about Discworld's Burnt Crunchy Bits, but I guess that's off the table now.  Whoosh, right over my head.
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Oh, Humper Monkey. Based on the writing, I'd believe they were the same guy. Who was the guy with the horrible hotel stories? I seem to remember him having a similar style too. Actually, now that I think about it, Acts of Gord that was posted earlier looks similar, too. Maybe it's just they're all similar forums and so the writer is trying to cater to the same types of reader so it all sounds the same.Alouicious posted:are you really into hot, pregnant wives? Ha, I almost mentioned that"how hot/pregnant was your wife?" Was practically a catchphrase in that thread.
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jodai posted:Who was the guy with the horrible hotel stories? JoeyVapes
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Nth Doctor posted:JoeyVapes Read them here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3403908&pagenumber=1
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jodai posted:Oh, Humper Monkey. Based on the writing, I'd believe they were the same guy. Who was the guy with the horrible hotel stories? I seem to remember him having a similar style too. Actually, now that I think about it, Acts of Gord that was posted earlier looks similar, too. Maybe it's just they're all similar forums and so the writer is trying to cater to the same types of reader so it all sounds the same. There was JoeyVapes, as mentioned, but I believe you're thinking of angry bee dance. GBS was lining up to lavish praise on him for his obviously made up bullshit like the time he supposedly made a dude poo poo himself.
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reddit posted:Long time lurker, first time poster. I don't work retail currently, but I have in the past and most of my friends are in the service industry; thus, I have little tolerance for over-entitled asswipes giving guff to people who are just trying to get through their day and make a buck (and, my being in the US, not very many bucks at all).
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What is higher class fast food? Chick-fil-a? Starbucks?
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Conal Cochran posted:What is higher class fast food? Chick-fil-a? Starbucks? Anything where they don't ration how many napkins you take, I think.
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Conal Cochran posted:What is higher class fast food? Chick-fil-a? Starbucks? Not even that.. it would be almost impossible for you to mistake the MASSIVELY AND INTENSELY BRANDED cup from another chain.
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: "Bitchface: you need Jesus"
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quote:Nice Girl: "I'm sorry, ma'am. For one, it's not even from This Chain, and two, even if it were, the franchise company which owns This Chain in Other State is different than the one in here in This State. I simply cannot give you free coffee. It's practically stealing. However, I will give you the Senior Discount on a new coffee." (Wicked good customer service there, amirite?) Genuine question: do American service staff actually talk like this? All these stories seem to feature an offensively condescending fast food worker on some kind of power trip, banging on about franchises and the moral issues surrounding free coffee. I'm going to America soon and I don't want to go to land of condescending dickhead fast food workers so please tell me this is just STDH land 
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duckmaster posted:Genuine question: do American service staff actually talk like this? All these stories seem to feature an offensively condescending fast food worker on some kind of power trip, banging on about franchises and the moral issues surrounding free coffee. Yes in Boston you get wicked good customer service.
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duckmaster posted:Genuine question: do American service staff actually talk like this? All these stories seem to feature an offensively condescending fast food worker on some kind of power trip, banging on about franchises and the moral issues surrounding free coffee. No, these are all the hackneyed tales written by people who think they're really clever writers.
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For the most part fast food workers are as polite as the stories make out, but the condescension comes wholly from the mind of the author and the  tone.
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spiders posted:From a few pages back, but Msscribe had some stdh.txt posts herself, in between all the other crazy poo poo: So one group of middle aged women complained about a separate group of middle aged women writing fan fiction about Their Chatacters? I tried to read that callout post and all I have to say is those housewives need more to do.
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What always bugs me is the retail stories where the customer is allegedly yelling and swearing at the employee, and employee just sits back and take it. When I worked retail management, if anyone started shouting or using any profanity with my employees I'd immediately step in and tell them if they didn't stop they would have to leave. Call centers have these policies as well, so I just don't get the stories where the stdh story-teller claims "the customer called the employee a 'loving oval office dyke' and she responded 'I'm sorry about that, sir.' Then I stepped in and saved the day."
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PUGGERNAUT posted:our badass hero rides off on his motor scooter! This is my favorite part.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This is my favorite part. Also he's driving drunk! What a hero!
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nucleicmaxid posted:Also he's driving drunk! What a hero! Drinking is cool. 
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