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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Lars Blitzer posted:

"Beam 'em up" or "Fighting."

Scotty wins. Fatality.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Gavok posted:

Scotty wins. Fatality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_b3k2IWCjI&t=35s

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Lars Blitzer posted:

Ah, got it, thanks. Sorry I used the wrong genre. I wasn't sure if the term was "Beam 'em up" or "Fighting." All I knew was it was basically by the Mortal Kombat guys, so not my usual cup of tea.

It's actually marginally better than your average MK game, mainly in that the team finally realized that a dedicated Block button in a 2D fighter is a really bad idea.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


404GoonNotFound posted:

It's actually marginally better than your average MK game, mainly in that the team finally realized that a dedicated Block button in a 2D fighter is a really bad idea.

Being marginally better than your average MK game also means it's the best big budget fighting game in the last decade or so.

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

404GoonNotFound posted:

It's actually marginally better than your average MK game, mainly in that the team finally realized that a dedicated Block button in a 2D fighter is a really bad idea.

And then promptly forgot when making MKX.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Kantesu posted:

And then promptly forgot when making MKX.

A block button is a Mortal Kombat staple at this point.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!


Wow that was frankly... two hours of terrible. Who'd they get for Joker? Cheech Marin?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Scaramouche posted:

Wow that was frankly... two hours of terrible. Who'd they get for Joker? Cheech Marin?

IMDB says Richard Epcar. Mostly an anime dude, did voices for Lupin III, Bleach and Legend of Korra. It's really jarring, though. He's clearly trying to imitate Hamill, and unlike Troy Baker, he's failing. It's especially problematic when the Trinity are voiced by the original (well, kinda, in Supes' case) actors.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I don't mind the voices, but that writing is abysmal. Can you guys try to guess exactly when I stopped caring about the story? Here's a hint: it was when a character directly told me to.

Lars Blitzer
Aug 17, 2004

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink...


Dick Tracy's number one fan.

Lurdiak posted:

I don't mind the voices, but that writing is abysmal. Can you guys try to guess exactly when I stopped caring about the story? Here's a hint: it was when a character directly told me to.

Holy poo poo, no kidding. Just finished watching the whole thing. I know they're just to set up the fights and mash our action figures together, but still.

ArchRanger
Mar 19, 2007
I'm tired of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're goin' and meet up with 'em there.

Lurdiak posted:

I don't mind the voices, but that writing is abysmal. Can you guys try to guess exactly when I stopped caring about the story? Here's a hint: it was when a character directly told me to.

When was that? I beat the game but don't remember the conversation you're talking about.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The bit with Shazam was.. unexpected :stare:

The Boys did a better "evil superman" anyway.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm not going to watch it, because it's 2 hours long and no one who watched it said it was good. But if it's supposed to be bridges between fights, why would any expect it to hold up as a movie?

Nahxela
Oct 11, 2008

Execution
That one Justice League animation arc with alternate Superman who lobotomized Doomsday is basically the same premise, just with certain characters and triggering events switched around. Injustice doesn't have a particularly revolutionary story.

Unlucky7
Jul 11, 2006

Fallen Rib
ehh forget it the thread is kind of derailed enough as is and I have nothing to post.

Unlucky7 fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jul 9, 2014

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe
Injustice has a great story... for a fighting game. Most fighting game plots (when they even have a plot) are self-contracting clusterfucks so Injustice having an actual story arc and giving reasons for why each character is fighting makes it quite the odd man out in its genre.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


ArchRanger posted:

When was that? I beat the game but don't remember the conversation you're talking about.

It's when Yellow Lantern Hal tries to explain that there might be legitimate and complex reasons for his heel turn, and Green Hal cuts him off. "No depth allowed, buddy!"


Alacron posted:

Injustice has a great story... for a fighting game. Most fighting game plots (when they even have a plot) are self-contracting clusterfucks so Injustice having an actual story arc and giving reasons for why each character is fighting makes it quite the odd man out in its genre.

MK9 had a much, much better story than this game. One of the main problems with the game for me (besides the fact that it should have been set entirely within the universe where things go bad and not have been good heroes vs bad heroes) is that every single time a hero faces their alternate twin, the story has them come out victorious. It makes the evil Superman's defeat pretty foregone, and drains alllll the dramatic tension out.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Lurdiak posted:

...is that every single time a hero faces their alternate twin, the story has them come out victorious. It makes the evil Superman's defeat pretty foregone, and drains alllll the dramatic tension out.
You mean like most normal superhero comics?

Injustice isn't something I've played, but it seems right on par with a lot of other popular comics.

And, it's like, when you're reading a Batman (or anyone else) Comic, you kinda know he's not gonna die (for long) when he's fighting Joker or Bane Or Killer Croc or whomever. Nothing's different.
Dramatic tension :laugh:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Drifter posted:

You mean like most normal superhero comics?

Injustice isn't something I've played, but it seems right on par with a lot of other popular comics.

And, it's like, when you're reading a Batman (or anyone else) Comic, you kinda know he's not gonna die (for long) when he's fighting Joker or Bane Or Killer Croc or whomever. Nothing's different.
Dramatic tension :laugh:

In the Justice Lords two-parter in Justice League, the Justice Lords were actually tougher than the League, because they were just as strong and also huge dirty bastards. That made them a credible threat. Sorry good writing seems laughable to you.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Man, when Garth Ennis is on, no one, and I do mean no one, can touch him.

From the Hellblazer story arc "Rake at the Gates of Hell" page one.

I don't have a scan of the page, but I don't really need one as there is no artwork. Other than the credits, it's a completely black page.

Except for a tiny caption box in the middle:

quote:

If anyone wants to pray for him, now's the time

Fritzler
Sep 5, 2007


So, I think the death of Wolverine event is going to be stupid, and I'm not really looking forward to it or anything. But this is the upcoming cover to a tie-in, Nightcrawler #7, which did make me a little sad.



Nightcrawler and Wolverine's bromance has weirdly been emotional fodder for me since Wolverine gave a eulogy for Kurt.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I don't know what you're talking about. Wolverine is going to be dead forever and ever, and Thor is a woman from now on and won't ever be a dude again, even if they make a third movie...oh look, the pigs are flying south early this year.

e X
Feb 23, 2013

cool but crude
It would work better even they hadn't just resurrected Kurt.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

e X posted:

It would work better even they hadn't just resurrected Kurt.

The issue will be about him being in denial and sure Wolverine will be resurected, like Siryn was with Banshee.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

WickedHate posted:

The issue will be about him being in denial and sure Wolverine will be resurected, like Siryn was with Banshee.

I assume it will be more about how he will knows that he will be back and until then he will make sure his school continues.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

bobkatt013 posted:

I assume it will be more about how he will knows that he will be back and until then he will make sure his school continues.

I was just joking, but that sounds pretty sweet.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

I'd like to see an X-Men funeral where the turnaround time is so fast the character actually walks in during the eulogy and is then invited to step up and say a few words. At this point, the death and resurrection process should be an upper-level lab class.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ManiacClown posted:

I'd like to see an X-Men funeral where the turnaround time is so fast the character actually walks in during the eulogy and is then invited to step up and say a few words. At this point, the death and resurrection process should be an upper-level lab class.

I am pretty sure an X-men funeral is just them getting together and taking odds on when they are coming back.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

bobkatt013 posted:

I am pretty sure an X-men funeral is just them getting together and taking odds on when they are coming back.

Now I'm picturing Wolverine with a visor standing in front of a whiteboard.

Edit: …taking a bet from the deceased.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

ManiacClown posted:

Now I'm picturing Wolverine with a visor standing in front of a whiteboard.

Edit: …taking a bet from the deceased.

Wearing an eye patch?

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

bobkatt013 posted:

I am pretty sure an X-men funeral is just them getting together and taking odds on when they are coming back.

Someone needs to post the panel of the afterlife as a giant casino, where the winners get to come back to life.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Captain Bravo posted:

Someone needs to post the panel of the afterlife as a giant casino, where the winners get to come back to life.

From Incredible Hercules #129:


Edit: Fixed, thanks, zoux.

ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jul 16, 2014

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

ManiacClown posted:

I'd like to see an X-Men funeral where the turnaround time is so fast the character actually walks in during the eulogy and is then invited to step up and say a few words. At this point, the death and resurrection process should be an upper-level lab class.

I actually envisioned a scene like that a few years ago. Only in my version it was the JSA and the dead person was Hawkman. It would have Hawkman deliver a string eulogy at his own funeral and make a vow to be as good a hero as Hawkman was.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Hello, it's because you put the tags around the url and not the file. Add a .jpg to the end.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ManiacClown posted:

I'd like to see an X-Men funeral where the turnaround time is so fast the character actually walks in during the eulogy and is then invited to step up and say a few words. At this point, the death and resurrection process should be an upper-level lab class.

Would pay for a collector's edition cover of an issue like this.


I felt so bad for Janet when she's shown playing the slots-- her costume looks SO uncomfortable.

The Question IRL posted:

I actually envisioned a scene like that a few years ago. Only in my version it was the JSA and the dead person was Hawkman. It would have Hawkman deliver a string eulogy at his own funeral and make a vow to be as good a hero as Hawkman was.

Also a great riff on the concept.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

The Question IRL posted:

I actually envisioned a scene like that a few years ago. Only in my version it was the JSA and the dead person was Hawkman. It would have Hawkman deliver a string eulogy at his own funeral and make a vow to be as good a hero as Hawkman was.
Wasn't this a scene from the opening of Anchorman 2?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Poison Mushroom posted:

Wasn't this a scene from the opening of Anchorman 2?

The idea goes back at least as far as The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

Edit: stories of heroes returning to attend their own funeral go back at least as far as the 13th century.

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jul 16, 2014

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






The Question IRL posted:

I actually envisioned a scene like that a few years ago. Only in my version it was the JSA and the dead person was Hawkman. It would have Hawkman deliver a string eulogy at his own funeral and make a vow to be as good a hero as Hawkman was.

Along similar lines, I could've sworn I read an actual, published Jean Grey funeral scene where someone tries to cheer Scott up by saying "Come on man, it's Jean, this is like a vacation for her!" And then she comes back in the same issue pissed that Scott was looking for a tide-me-over interim girlfriend.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

ManiacClown posted:

I'd like to see an X-Men funeral where the turnaround time is so fast the character actually walks in during the eulogy and is then invited to step up and say a few words. At this point, the death and resurrection process should be an upper-level lab class.

like this?

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