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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Dice Rollbones seems like a cool guy that is with it. Definitely someone I'd want to crack a cold one with.

He seems to prefer hard liquor, though

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pictured: n4i's grandson gets into some heavy poo poo



orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

pictured: n4i's grandson gets into some heavy poo poo





He has silver dildos for hands

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always

this nigga my cousin

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Got some car trouble. Dealer gave me a loaner overnight. fuckin day drinkin watching eastbound and down and playin bideo games. Life owns

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
SHIM IS STIRRING UP TROUBLE AGAIN.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice! posted:

SHIM IS STIRRING UP TROUBLE AGAIN.



Goddam if I don't love that zany jew

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Mr. Nice! posted:

SHIM IS STIRRING UP TROUBLE AGAIN.



loving amazing.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
eXXXtreme Sexism

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
holy poo poo :eyepop:

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
what's his rank

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Fucitol posted:

what's his rank

Dunno, probably cavalry

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

lol if u believe that's even remotely real

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Obama Africanus posted:

lol if u believe that's even remotely real

I don;t think anyone does, but it made me laugh

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Look at all those apostrophes. You'd have to be Russian royalty to take that much horse cock and use that much punctuation.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Booblord Zagats posted:

I don;t think anyone does, but it made me laugh

Me 2

:[

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Obama Africanus posted:

Look at all those apostrophes. You'd have to be Russian royalty to take that much horse cock and use that much punctuation.

I'm pretty sure half the cowgirl chicks around here have atleast sucked off their horses. Bitches won;t shut the gently caress up about their hosed up cave-man cars

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm pretty sure half the cowgirl chicks around here have atleast sucked off their horses. Bitches won;t shut the gently caress up about their hosed up cave-man cars

loving horse women are the craziest of the crazies.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
This is true. Most every girl I've met who's been way into horses has not been entirely stable.


Yea that pun was unintentional. I'm keeping it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice! posted:

loving horse women are the craziest of the crazies.

I know. My sister in law refuses to practice equine medicine, even though she's licensed for it, because horse people are emotionally volatile, entitled as gently caress, cheap as hell and litigious as they come.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Equine medicine seems like really good money.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I only know one person in my life who worked with horses and wasn't insane. He makes a decent living for someone who, as far as I know, shoes horses for a living.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

gleep gloop posted:

Equine medicine seems like really good money.

She claims the people are bad about not paying, the drugs cost a ton to buy as a vet, and people will sue you if their horse dies by their own negligence and the court system is terrible at figuring out any case where the value of livestock and good medicine are concerned

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
A lot of horse girls are hot tho

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Cole posted:

A lot of horse girls are hot tho

Whatever you say wasabi the j

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Cole posted:

A lot of horse girls have gaping vaginas

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Cole posted:

A lot of horse girls are hot tho

I know what you meant and I agree but lol

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Cole posted:

I like barrels of freshly ejaculated horse semen

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

gleep gloop posted:

Equine medicine seems like really good money.

It is. Horses are dumb loving animals and they get all kinds of retarded diseases at the drop of the hat and it always costs a ludicrous amount of money to fix them.

If they weren't useful for transportation hunters would've made a mountain of their skulls back in the 1800s.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:black101:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



Pictured: Shim and Snowden's ancestors.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Pictured: Shim and Snowden's ancestors.

too soon?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



thread gay, gas op

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


nigga,s

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

orange juche posted:

thread gay, gas op

Just cuz Cole sucks horse cock...

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Godholio posted:

Just cuz Cole sucks horse cock...

2big4me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Godholio posted:

Just cuz Cole sucks horse cock...

Wait a minute... his av is a pair of hands... Cole = Mr. Hands?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Lazy Reservist posted:

Wait a minute... his av is a pair of hands... Cole = Mr. Hands?

Thank you for alerting me to this possibility! I will have top men working on this.

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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Thank you for alerting me to this possibility! I will have top men working on this.

Which men?

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