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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

theflyingorc posted:

This is almost exactly what happened on an episode of Rugrats.

Congratulations on being Chuckie's dad I guess.

It turns out the Ear Whizz actually INCREASES waxy buildup.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

theflyingorc posted:

This is almost exactly what happened on an episode of Rugrats.

Congratulations on being Chuckie's dad I guess.

Better than whatever the gently caress I am now. I guess.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Jombo posted:

You made me blurt out 'rear end in a top hat' audibly and I hope you heard it :arghfist::(

Why couldn't they just adopt a kid?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Davros1 posted:

Why couldn't they just adopt a kid?

Because you can't live "Happily Ever After" unless it looks just like you!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

It turns out the Ear Whizz actually INCREASES waxy buildup.

At least I get to keep the elephant.

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

umalt posted:

I just noticed something, Crella's son has a fox tail hooked to his belt. He's a freakin' otherkin! :haw:


:byodame: GET BACK HERE! MY SON ISN'T LEAVING THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE ONE OF MY COA- A FILTHY ANIMAL!

:emo: SHUT UP MOM! THIS IS WHO I AM!

:byodame: A FILTHY MESS!?

:emo: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M A HALF-FOX, HALF-DALMATIAN!

I like that you went straight to otherkin, and not like he's just wearing fur because like his mom's main trait as a villain was collecting furs and pelts and Disney was keeping that trait in his character.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Blendy posted:

I like that you went straight to otherkin, and not like he's just wearing fur because like his mom's main trait as a villain was collecting furs and pelts and Disney was keeping that trait in his character.

When you gaze long enough into the abyss...

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
Unless Cruella's kid is like, Lex Luthor or something I find myself wondering at "Child of rich rear end in a top hat" alongside all the ones who deal with evil magic.

Try to kidnap some dogs... Powers of Hell, bit of a stre-why am I contemplating the logic of this mother loving thing :stare:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Section Z posted:

Unless Cruella's kid is like, Lex Luthor or something I find myself wondering at "Child of rich rear end in a top hat" alongside all the ones who deal with evil magic.

Try to kidnap some dogs... Powers of Hell, bit of a stre-why am I contemplating the logic of this mother loving thing :stare:


trapped mouse posted:

When you gaze long enough into the abyss...

This site has that effect on all of us.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

veedubfreak posted:

Because you can't live "Happily Ever After" unless it looks just like you!

I don't think they had enough money to adopt, probably. It took like his whole freakin life to take one vacation.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


This reminds me of a certain textbook cover:

GodlessCommie
Apr 4, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Super Waffle posted:



Hooray for opening day lines :toot:

Were people seriously waiting 6.5 hours for a loving ride?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

GodlessCommie posted:

Were people seriously waiting 6.5 hours for a loving ride?

Harry Potter, motherfucker. There were probably people waiting the night before and/or beaten to death on the race after the gates opened.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

1stGear posted:

Harry Potter, motherfucker. There were probably people waiting the night before and/or beaten to death on the race after the gates opened.

On top of the 6 hour wait for the ride, there was a 3-4 hour wait just to get into Diagon Alley. There was one small group that had been waiting outside London for 21 days for the soft opening. Hope they had annual passes

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless







I feel this could have gone in the badass thread just as well.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Super Waffle posted:

On top of the 6 hour wait for the ride, there was a 3-4 hour wait just to get into Diagon Alley. There was one small group that had been waiting outside London for 21 days for the soft opening. Hope they had annual passes

The best part... it was open all weekend (except for Gringots). I went on Friday and didn't wait at all.



Zero One has a new favorite as of 02:16 on Jul 9, 2014

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Huh?

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Beedcocking is what they call gassing in FYAD, forums newbie.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Pfft, bet it doesn't even burn pigeons alive.





When Crown casino in Melbourne first opened, the loving massive fireball towers would release flames at random intervals and send passing pigeons falling out of the air on fire.

Elblanco
May 26, 2008

Edward Dildohands

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

When Crown casino in Melbourne first opened, the loving massive fireball towers would release flames at random intervals and send passing pigeons falling out of the air on fire.

Hey man, people gotta eat.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Gorilla Salad posted:

When Crown casino in Melbourne first opened, the loving massive fireball towers would release flames at random intervals and send passing pigeons falling out of the air on fire.
The stories I heard were companies hired to release doves for ceremonies on the hour. Which happened to be unfortunately timed.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gorilla Salad posted:

Pfft, bet it doesn't even burn pigeons alive.





When Crown casino in Melbourne first opened, the loving massive fireball towers would release flames at random intervals and send passing pigeons falling out of the air on fire.

I saw a duck get lite on fire during disney lands phantasmic from the dragon fire. It launched itself right into the fire then went spinning on fire about 30 ft before crashing back into the water. A small launch with a single dude and a net scooped it up and took off again. Its almost like it was a regular occurence.

This was back in the first or second season of that show at least 15 years ago I'd say.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Gorilla Salad posted:

Pfft, bet it doesn't even burn pigeons alive.





When Crown casino in Melbourne first opened, the loving massive fireball towers would release flames at random intervals and send passing pigeons falling out of the air on fire.

I call bullshit on this. Melbourne pigeons are nigh-immortal clever little fuckers, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed through unscathed. If something like this was actually putting a dent in their population, they would've put up more rather than taking them down.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Pigeons are prodigious enough breeders that it wouldn't have done anything to reduce their numbers.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I call bullshit on this. Melbourne pigeons are nigh-immortal clever little fuckers, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed through unscathed. If something like this was actually putting a dent in their population, they would've put up more rather than taking them down.

The version I heard was that the opening ceremony in particular involved the fire jets and doves being released at the same time, with predictable results.

door.jar
Mar 17, 2010

Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

The version I heard was that the opening ceremony in particular involved the fire jets and doves being released at the same time, with predictable results.

The version you heard may well have been about the Seoul 1988 Olympics opening ceremony where doves + giant olympic flame happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-liu1JVo1g

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

door.jar posted:

The version you heard may well have been about the Seoul 1988 Olympics opening ceremony where doves + giant olympic flame happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-liu1JVo1g

Prescient of things to come perhaps?

"Flame burn white dove like IOC exec burn idea of sportsmanship and Olympics."

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

E; Whoops, wrong thread


That Fucking Sned has a new favorite as of 12:22 on Jul 9, 2014

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

That loving Sned posted:

E; Whoops, wrong thread



Bieber is such a loving tool, that even with a gun, he isn't threatening at all.

Miranda
Dec 24, 2004

Not a cuttlefish.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I call bullshit on this. Melbourne pigeons are nigh-immortal clever little fuckers, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed through unscathed. If something like this was actually putting a dent in their population, they would've put up more rather than taking them down.

Much like Sydney pidgies. We had one who'd come into our cage and clean our floors of crumbs. He was missing a foot. We called him Stumpy :3
When I moved on to a bar in the same area a similar looking bird also missing a foot came into the beer garden to clean also. I figured he was Stumpy's brother, I christened him Fred.
Ah memories. At least they didn't swoop like drat magpies.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
This van is always parked on the street int he same spot a couple blocks away from me:

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

DrBouvenstein posted:

This van is always parked on the street int he same spot a couple blocks away from me:


What's Bam Rop?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Scarf posted:

What's Bam Rop?

Misspelled 'bum rape'. :pervert:

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Scarf posted:

What's Bam Rop?

It's scrawled on the side of a windowless white van. Assume something pervy and knock off for a beer.

"Ram Rod"

birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006

Scarf posted:

What's Bam Rop?

Waly Gisnep's bang bus

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Miranda posted:

Much like Sydney pidgies. We had one who'd come into our cage and clean our floors of crumbs. He was missing a foot. We called him Stumpy :3
When I moved on to a bar in the same area a similar looking bird also missing a foot came into the beer garden to clean also. I figured he was Stumpy's brother, I christened him Fred.
Ah memories. At least they didn't swoop like drat magpies.

At least magpies aren't awake at all hours of the day and night like drat plovers. I'm almost completely certain that plovers are in fact Satan's minions.

Vomax
Oct 12, 2005

?

Scarf posted:

What's Bam Rop?

It's a deliberate misreading of the words written on the side of that van.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Vomax posted:

It's a deliberate misreading of the words written on the side of that van.

Did it hurt when you had your sense of humor removed?

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Of course he has lovely trigger discipline.

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