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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Spanish Manlove posted:

i'm so happy right now


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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Drunk & Ugly posted:

manning is one of my most hated people but ive been out of the country and havent watched the last couple superbowls. please, please tell me of his suffering

ohj please

Basically similar to Brazil, Manning choked in the superbowl while Seahawks with Russell Wilson ran over the team.

It's even more rewarding since russell wilson was told by scouts he had no chance of surviving the NFL due to his physical stats such as being too short.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
To balance the sad brazilians I'm seeing here's some happy Germans


Kritzkrieg Kop
Nov 4, 2009

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm glad germany proved their genetic superiority over the only brown people in America too dumb to speak Spanish like human beings.

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
god drat there's just somethin about a sports blowout that makes it hilarious no matter what

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i remember north korea getting 7 goals against them

north loving korea


haha brazil hahahheaheheha

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

i like

http://www.espnfc.us/video/men-in-blazers/103/video/1940502/men-in-blazers-broken-hearts-in-brazil

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

demonicon posted:

I said this before in a football thread. This just getting so old that it is too old to be funny anymore. I mean I get why you Americans are doing this joke. It is like taking an old friend out for dinner, he may be a bit dusty, maybe he smells a little bit but you are used to it, and everything goes as expected so it's fine.

It's 20 later now though and the loving corpse you take out for dinner is just gross. It's unfunny,

I'm sorry, we appear to have crossed a Maginot line with all these jokes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
What sucks is that the U.S. isn't around to stop the Germans from winning. THANKS A LOT BELGIUM!

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


"To make matters worse, at Copacabana’s Fan Fest viewing area, hundreds of people stampeded out as a gang of young men carried out a mass robbery, running through crowd, inciting panic and snatching necklaces and bags along the way."

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Lotta people calling soccer the wrong name in here

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Are the streets running red with human blood yet?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

SirEvelynTremble posted:

To balance the sad brazilians I'm seeing here's some happy Germans




I hope that face paint washes off easily

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I hope germany wins the world cup in a similar blow out, I want to see see Argentina lose 7-0

Super Space Jam 64
Jan 6, 2010

Yet another violation of regulation 1910 subpart D.
Soccer is kinda slow and stuff the ball goes back and forth and nothing really happens there are no points scored except for when there are like 7 scored against a team then it's a thing also it's hilarious

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Super Space Jam 64 posted:

Soccer is kinda slow and stuff the ball goes back and forth and nothing really happens there are no points scored except for when there are like 7 scored against a team then it's a thing also it's hilarious

Even more points than the time North Korea got owned in the world cup and whole team was executed.

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

SirEvelynTremble posted:

To balance the sad brazilians I'm seeing here's some happy Germans



ummm they all have the exact same face

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Ill Peripheral posted:

Lotta people calling soccer the wrong name in here

Its called football.

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

etalian posted:

Even more points than the time North Korea got owned in the world cup and whole team was executed.

at least 11 less mouths to feed

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
If the Germans are the master race, then how come every German girl I've ever met got saggy titties?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Stex T posted:

If the Germans are the master race, then how come every German girl I've ever met got saggy titties?

which part of germany?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Stex T posted:

If the Germans are the master race, then how come every German girl I've ever met got saggy titties?

lotta fatty sausages

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Stex T posted:

If the Germans are the master race, then how come every German girl I've ever met got saggy titties?

Didnt know your mom was german.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Stex T posted:

If the Germans are the master race, then how come every German girl I've ever met got saggy titties?

my data shows this isn't true

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
That German chick in National Lampoons European Vacation didn't have saggy titties. Go Rusty!

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax

5

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Uranium 235 posted:

ummm they all have the exact same face

the master face.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Spanish Manlove posted:

which part of germany?

The ones that travel to America to study.

Maybe they were evicted from Germany due to their genetically inferior juggs.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Chump Farts posted:

my data shows this isn't true

people post pictures of hot pure blood aryans and mixed race hotties please

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Aww, cheer up, Brazil, you still have










Ummmm

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

Aww, cheer up, Brazil, you still have










Ummmm

They have another game to play at this world cup still.

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009

by XyloJW
Brazil lost more this day than all the infrastructure failures, non-finished buildings and roads, and rioting people.

In 2016 the summer Olympics are gonna be the best.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Please more gifs and photos of Brazilians crying about a stupid sport

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Don Tacorleone posted:

Please more gifs and photos of Brazilians crying about a stupid sport

God yes, please

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

Aww, cheer up, Brazil, you still have










Ummmm



Confirming it's time to let the whole thing burn.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Tumblr is posting stuff like this:

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