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Vomax: Oct 12, 2005; ?

razorrozar posted:

Did it hurt when you had your sense of humor removed?

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Edmond Dantes: Sep 12, 2007; Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

# ? Jul 9, 2014 16:36

Big Grunty Secret: Aug 28, 2007; Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Byers2142 posted:

Of course he has lovely trigger discipline.

Well yeah, it's Justin Beiber. Everything about him screams "lovely discipline"

# ? Jul 9, 2014 16:45

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Stolen from the Blackberry thread in IYG because that's probably the funniest thread on the forum right now:

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 17:55 on Jul 9, 2014

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Link to the part of the thread where it gets funny, please.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 17:53

cubicle gangster: Jun 26, 2005; magda, make the tea

I dont get it

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univbee: Jun 3, 2004

cubicle gangster posted:

I dont get it

They're advertising a phone which has a numberless physical keyboard as being great for working on spreadsheets.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 18:37

razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

univbee posted:

They're advertising a phone which has a numberless physical keyboard as being great for working on spreadsheets.

Is that from an ad? That IS hilarious, those cells are so small you'd need a microscope to see them and a Borrower to interact with them. Why are they miniscule?

# ? Jul 9, 2014 18:41

Name Change: Oct 9, 2005

If nothing has changed from the last I heard of the Blackberry franchise, the platform is a sinking ship and has been for years. They came out with a new model recently and it flopped. Hence you are bound to get weird ads like "use Google spreadsheets on your phone that is smaller than a calculator! Something, anything!"

# ? Jul 9, 2014 18:43

FouRPlaY: May 5, 2010

DrBouvenstein posted:

Stolen from the Blackberry thread in IYG because that's probably the funniest thread on the forum right now:

The one on the left and the one in the middle were the last two I worked on before they fired me and sent my job to China.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 18:59

RedTeam: Feb 5, 2011; SHAZAM!

is this a thing people do? work on spreadsheets on a phone? how have all of these people not killed themselves from depression?

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:14

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

RedTeam posted:

is this a thing people do? work on spreadsheets on a phone? how have all of these people not killed themselves from depression?

The job does it for us, kid. You'll see when you grow up.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:16

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

RedTeam posted:

is this a thing people do? work on spreadsheets on a phone? how have all of these people not killed themselves from depression?

Somebody is going to invent a stand-alone computer designed to sit on a desk, with a large screen and separate keyboard. Smartphone users will be amazed at this new device and buy them by the millions.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:16

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

medieval image of a rabbit riding a hound with a trained snail of prey (1390)

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:16

Super-NintendoUser: Jan 16, 2004; COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES; Soiled Meat

RedTeam posted:

is this a thing people do? work on spreadsheets on a phone? how have all of these people not killed themselves from depression?

I keep a budget spreadsheet on Google Drive. Once in a while on my train to work I think, hey, let me update my spreadsheet, I have a half hour to just sit here, let me take care of it. I usually spend the entire half hour trying to enter in three or four numbers and dates. I typically just give up.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:16

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

I have a spreadsheet that I use for work every day that I update on my phone. I have to walk from room to room collecting data about the rooms and I haven't had a problem with it.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:19

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Like literally the only use would be an "Oh poo poo X is wrong on the spreadsheet and I need to give a presentation in 10 minutes but I forgot to bring that laptop that work requires me to carry pretty much everywhere" moment, I guess.
(nobody is going to buy that piece of poo poo)

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:21

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

RedTeam posted:

is this a thing people do? work on spreadsheets on a phone? how have all of these people not killed themselves from depression?

Blackberry posted:

For architects and mortgage brokers, imagine being able to look at full designs and schematics on the go, and still being able to handle piles of virtual paperwork with ease.
In the healthcare field, picture being able to go through x-rays or medical documentation in the office with a patient, on a device that can maintain the necessary security standards for HIPAA compliance.
In the area of finance, how about navigating your Web-based trading platform on your device? With enough screen real estate, you can clearly see the fluctuation in your stock and determine whether it�s time to sell.
Writers will truly be unlocked with a navigable keyboard, while the large square screen enables faster content development and delivery. When you are looking to type stories or notes, your virtual keyboard doesn�t cover most of your screen.

And someone in the thread mentioned this

nerdrum posted:

I'm sorry, but seriously is this the actual selling point of this device? Is, literally anyone actually doing any actual excel work on a cellphone? My entire job is based almost exclusively around excel and data analyzing and I've never had to "emergency" edit a spreadsheet on any device I've ever owned.

Now this guy has the right idea for solving the problem

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:23

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Johnny Aztec posted:

Bieber is such a loving tool, that even with a gun, he isn't threatening at all.

Looks like he's threatening himself. Little to the right there, Bieb.

Pantbaloons

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:28

KiddieGrinder: Nov 15, 2005; HELP ME

Croisquessein posted:

Looks like he's threatening himself. Little to the right there, Bieb.

Pantbaloons

Not just for household trash!

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:46

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

KiddieGrinder posted:

Not just for household trash!

Actually it still kind of is.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 19:48

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

An ancient Greek sling stone. Inscribed on it is the word DEXAI, or "Catch!"

# ? Jul 9, 2014 20:45

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

KiddieGrinder posted:

Not just for household trash!

It's Derelicte.

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dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Well you can Derelicte my balls.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 21:05

Buzkashi: Feb 4, 2003; College Slice

Phy posted:

An ancient Greek sling stone. Inscribed on it is the word DEXAI, or "Catch!"

A proud tradition

# ? Jul 9, 2014 21:11

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Canada has the Bomb?

# ? Jul 9, 2014 21:15

Super-NintendoUser: Jan 16, 2004; COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES; Soiled Meat

captainOrbital posted:

Canada has the Bomb?

No. It doesn't say "Pardon!" In equally sized writing below it.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 21:26

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

captainOrbital posted:

Canada has the Bomb?

Wouldn't it be "Soory, eh".

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JGdmn: Jun 12, 2005; Like I give a fuck.

Say Nothing posted:

I feel this could have gone in the badass thread just as well.

That's two layers of drywall (possibly starterboard), a weak ten year old could punch through that.

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

That loving Sned posted:

E; Whoops, wrong thread

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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FinalGamer: Aug 30, 2012; So the mystic script says.

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Talby: Nov 28, 2002

FinalGamer posted:

Toy bricks are called legos and I won't hear anyone say otherwise.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:17

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

There is a good reason for them doing that. If everyone starts calling videogames a nintendo, they could lose their trademark. I've seen one from Xerox at my work. That said, it's still funny.

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BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

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dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

FinalGamer posted:

This reminds me of a Photoshop Phriday (I think) from years ago where mom's interpret video games and one of the Xbox games is labelled Nintendo. Makes me laugh every time because that's literally what my mom refers any and all video game related things as.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:52

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Miranda posted:

Much like Sydney pidgies. We had one who'd come into our cage and clean our floors of crumbs. He was missing a foot. We called him Stumpy :3
When I moved on to a bar in the same area a similar looking bird also missing a foot came into the beer garden to clean also. I figured he was Stumpy's brother, I christened him Fred.
Ah memories. At least they didn't swoop like drat magpies.

He's a homing pidgeon. He just followed you.

Rita Repulsa posted:

medieval image of a rabbit riding a hound with a trained snail of prey (1390)

Is this from the series of medieval pictures where the bunnies disembowel humans?

Bored has a new favorite as of 02:59 on Jul 10, 2014

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:56

Sarchasm: Apr 14, 2002; So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Bored posted:

Is this from the series of medieval pictures where the bunnies disembowel humans?

If you can't competently flee from the goddamn hunting snail you probably deserve it.

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Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Maybe some one can decipher what this is supposed to mean.

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magic pantaloons: Jan 9, 2012; Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

Buzkashi posted:

A proud tradition

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