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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

stickyfngrdboy posted:

maybe i have a problem but i've had at least 8 beres since half time which was ages ago

i just opened my third properly bavarian beer op

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

African AIDS cum posted:

I'd be incoherent on 8 beers #cuttingseason
lol

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






tetsman posted:

the sea will mercilessly eat the netherlands one day

Nah well just make the dikes higher nbd

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

R.S. Gumby posted:

I like that Dutch guy in uniform. I shall name him Captain EasyJet.

He's been at like every Dutch game. He is probably some Dutch genius who retired early and can sit in Brazil for a loving month in a orange mock military uniform.

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.
The Dutch have sort of started to look like they want to win this game.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Monday Bandele posted:

Why have two teams, which both have incredible attackers and bad defenders, produced this turd of a game. I think I'll never fully understand football.
its a funny old game

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

ephex posted:

i just opened my third properly bavarian beer op

Paulaner Pilsner (Alkoholfrei)

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
a shot on target, w o w

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Well at least it was an actual attempt on goal

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

eviljelly posted:

Paulaner Pilsner (Alkoholfrei)

Augustiner Edelstoff

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ephex posted:

i just opened my third properly bavarian beer op

oettinger is bavarian innit

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

ephex posted:

i just opened my third properly bavarian beer op

im glad, i wish i was drinking bavarian beer ffs

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

New viewer here, I thought some Messy guy was supposed to be good, why isn't he scoring the goals?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
omg you guys robben cut inside onto his left foot and shot

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




i have a hockey game tonight so i've been having sweet, tasty dihydrogen monoxide (the beer will come later and will be quite tasty)

but later on i'll have Hacker-Pschorr and it'll be good

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
what does rojo do.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

ephex posted:

Augustiner Edelstoff

that's a top notch beer, op. i approve

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
A game of shameful crosses

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Bless Vlaar but Jesus I thought it was going to be a peno just there

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

regulargonzalez posted:

New viewer here, I thought some Messy guy was supposed to be good, why isn't he scoring the goals?

He's been really sloppy.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Advanced stats: I have 0 cashews right now

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

regulargonzalez posted:

New viewer here, I thought some Messy guy was supposed to be good, why isn't he scoring the goals?

its a funny old game

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

ephex posted:

Augustiner Edelstoff

and youre drinking the best one as well!!!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

oh hey it's maxi rodriguez

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


regulargonzalez posted:

New viewer here, I thought some Messy guy was supposed to be good, why isn't he scoring the goals?
he's only good when he doesn't have the ball, it's his secret

LT.CrownRoast
Mar 20, 2009

by XyloJW
Run down the wing for meee

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Vlaar has been a boss tonight.

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.
Still, the average number of goals per game in the semi-finals are 4.

This will never not be funny.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

One team subs Huntelaar and the other subs in Maxi. Wonder which wants to win before penalties?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
yeaaaah maxi rodriguez coming on in a world cup semifinal

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




let's see something like this again, Maxi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WozHXbsAn9M

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Troy Queef posted:

i have a hockey game tonight so i've been having sweet, tasty dihydrogen monoxide (the beer will come later and will be quite tasty)
is that EPO

Saoritficis
Apr 23, 2008
The more I watch this, the more and more sure I become that Germany will win.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

regulargonzalez posted:

New viewer here, I thought some Messy guy was supposed to be good, why isn't he scoring the goals?

He's lulling the Brazilians into a false sense of security so he can demolish them in the 3rd place play-off while Germany and Netherlands play in the final.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Dutch defender said "i bet you can't count all the blades of grass in the center circle" and really has thrown messi off his game

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

LT.CrownRoast posted:

Run down the wing for meee

Dada dadada dada dadada

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


aguero-heat-map.jpg

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

CaptainRightful posted:

One team subs Huntelaar and the other subs in Maxi. Wonder which wants to win before penalties?

huntelaar is good at penalties whereas rvp is a garbageman

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

am i just not paying attention or has messi just been kind of a non factor for most of the game?

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FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
Does anyone have the advanced stats on if we might see another Tim Krul sub at the last minute when this inevitably goes to penalties?

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