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Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
Too bad my team is out. In full support of ze Germans now! Go Müller!

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LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
i did not enjoy the bit where nothing interesting happened for 120 minutes but i did enjoy the bit where holland choked miserably again

good show overall imo

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder

Dirk Pitt posted:

Are dutchies crashing out on penalties as funny as England yet?
Nope. Sorry.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

spankmeister posted:

It's really pointless to compare these two games in any meaningful way.

The winner of both games got to the final. That has to mean something.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Ninja fetus posted:

Nope. Sorry.

Just checking. Still funny, but not as classic as England.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






frankenfreak posted:

The winner of both games got to the final. That has to mean something.

True but the Ger - Bra game was such an amazing fluke that any other game pales in comparison.

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,

tetsman posted:

I ran the numbers and I have an important advanced stats revelation:

the Dutch are big f*ggots

hmm yes, this would be in line with the findings that lead to the creation of the graph in the op

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Dirk Pitt posted:

Are dutchies crashing out on penalties as funny as England yet?

Dunno seems like they 've always been doing that (CR being the exception) so idk why it would be funnier than all those times before

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

stickyfngrdboy posted:

yeah he's not been brilliant every game, but he was amazing against the belge. i still love the guy

im just messing, hes good

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Enigma89 posted:

This thread 63 pages, yesterday's thread 120.

7 germany goals yesterday

7 shots by Holland, 3 of which were on target

e: in fact, less goals have been scored in the penalty shootout than germany scored yesterday in game, lol.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Enigma89 posted:

This thread 63 pages, yesterday's thread 120.

The language... and numbers knower? This guy can do EVERYTHING. drat

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Hegay posted:

The language... and numbers knower? This guy can do EVERYTHING. drat

he's training to be a cop

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Hegay posted:

The language... and numbers knower? This guy can do EVERYTHING. drat

some advanced stats wizardry right here

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

Enigma89 posted:

This thread 63 pages, yesterday's thread 120.

Germany scored enough goals for that match and this one as well.

Psybro
May 12, 2002
Since this German side rocked up in 2006 they've been expected to do big things at 3 consecutive tournaments but kept finding their path blocked by the now-dessicated corpse of Spain and then their Italian curse. The way is clear now and from a sporting perspective it'll unsatisfying it they don't finish it off.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Brazil should never host a World Cup again, tbqh

Argentina winning it after the German beatdown is just... Welp

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ponce de Le0n posted:

he's training to be a cop

lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

dex_sda posted:

7 germany goals yesterday

7 shots by Holland, 3 of which were on target

e: in fact, less goals have been scored in the penalty shootout than germany scored yesterday in game, lol.

2 shots by Schürrle, 2 of which were on target and goals

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth
the best part is the part where van gaal thinks huntelaar is a useful player against teams with real defenders

Aesion
Mar 14, 2010

Has there been a joke post about Germany/Argentina and ODESSA or Mengele or anything yet?

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

spankmeister posted:

Dunno seems like they 've always been doing that (CR being the exception) so idk why it would be funnier than all those times before
Yeah, par for the course, really

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Aesion posted:

Has there been a joke post about Germany/Argentina and ODESSA or Mengele or anything yet?

idk whats odesse or mengele with you?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Aesion posted:

Has there been a joke post about Germany/Argentina and ODESSA or Mengele or anything yet?

not a single one can you loving believe it?

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Aesion posted:

Has there been a joke post about Germany/Argentina and ODESSA or Mengele or anything yet?

hitler

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


The Dutch played like cowards. RVP was garbage and could barely play the ball without punting it. Robben and Kuyt were the only people out there who gave a poo poo about moving forward. They deserved to lose.

I like the Dutch. I like their players. They seem like cool guys to know. But they play like such loving cowards in big games.



Aesion posted:

Has there been a joke post about Germany/Argentina and ODESSA or Mengele or anything yet?

Been waiting for these for a bit now.

dilbertschalter
Jan 12, 2010

this is the battle for hitler's legacy.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Everybody is still exhausted from all the Boys from Brazil jokes yesterday.

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax

System Metternich posted:

The garbagemen win against the wastemen. Jesus, what a terrible match.

from a few pages ago but, yes

Psybro
May 12, 2002
I'm hype as gently caress to see Gregory Peck and James Mason in the final

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Argentina did not deserve to win, but Holland deserved to lose.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Hoping for some good Elie Wiesels shout outs during the final

pixelpusherbot
Jun 3, 2009

spankmeister posted:

Argentina did not deserve to win, but Holland deserved to lose.
Sound football logic.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

African AIDS cum posted:

This thread won't get to 88 pages
ya probably not

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

spankmeister posted:

Argentina did not deserve to win, but Holland deserved to lose.

More shots on goal and a bullshit offside call. Argentina was better, Dutch resorted to kicking Messi and passing the ball to Robben

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Transmetropolitan posted:

Brazil should never host a World Cup again, tbqh


Why not, other than the fact that they would probably never want to? It has been brilliant.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Frijolero posted:

More shots on goal and a bullshit offside call. Argentina was better, Dutch resorted to kicking Messi and passing the ball to Robben

offside or not he hit the side netting so, er, wtf

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Just got back from a bar where I watched the game. What a loving win I can't wait for Sunday so Argentina can eliminate hitler once and for all.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Just got back from a bar where I watched the game. What a loving win I can't wait for Sunday so Argentina can eliminate hitler once and for all.

it was a poo poo win hth

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Just got back from a bar where I watched the game. What a loving win I can't wait for Sunday so Argentina can eliminate hitler once and for all.

ban this non hitler-liker

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Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009

FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

ban this none hitler-liker

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