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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Eat the eggs hitler.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Similarly, this is a car that was supposed to be scrapped to build bombs, but then the war ended.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Frostwerks posted:

Eat the eggs hitler.

How do you fail at repeating a catchphrase so badly?







It's hitler eat the eggs

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
My wife had an entertaining resume come through her office recently and was quite impressed at the attention to detail:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
What if it was "eggs Hitler" like you could have "eggs Benedict"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

karl fungus posted:

What if it was "eggs Hitler" like you could have "eggs Benedict"

Waiter my eggs are frozen. Also they taste like amphetamines and failure.

Is this a bullet?

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Wintermutant posted:

My wife had an entertaining resume come through her office recently and was quite impressed at the attention to detail:



If that cajun chef from whatever commercial I barely recall didn't say I ga-ron-tee that way I bet people would spell that word more better. Maybe not, I mean now that I think about it that's not the part he accents. Still I hear him say that word and that's how I try to spell it before the red squiggles help me out.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Krinkle posted:

If that cajun chef from whatever commercial I barely recall didn't say I ga-ron-tee that way I bet people would spell that word more better. Maybe not, I mean now that I think about it that's not the part he accents. Still I hear him say that word and that's how I try to spell it before the red squiggles help me out.

Justin Wilson, he was awesome.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Krinkle posted:

If that cajun chef from whatever commercial I barely recall didn't say I ga-ron-tee that way I bet people would spell that word more better. Maybe not, I mean now that I think about it that's not the part he accents. Still I hear him say that word and that's how I try to spell it before the red squiggles help me out.

Leatherhead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7crGjrwIyV0&t=23s

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I was thinking I knew it was a chef but I didn't know why I knew. I know he said that phrase and that's it. I didn't watch him on pbs so obviously it's something shameful like a tiny toons parody episode and I was trying to slink away but apparently it was ninja turtles. Thank you for that.

Anyway that guy does own and I am looking for used cookbooks of his on amazon now.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

dialhforhero posted:

This reminds me of a Photoshop Phriday (I think) from years ago where mom's interpret video games and one of the Xbox games is labelled Nintendo. Makes me laugh every time because that's literally what my mom refers any and all video game related things as.

Don't you mean Adobe Photoshop™ Phriday?

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Mulefisk posted:

Don't you mean Adobe Photoshop™ Phriday?

I think you meant:

Image enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software Phriday


That's the proper use: http://www.adobe.com/legal/permissions/trademarks.html It's a little less catchy.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:



It's hitler eat the eggs

Smashmouth eat the hitler eggs

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Rita Repulsa posted:

medieval image of a rabbit riding a hound with a trained snail of prey (1390)



Coming soon to a theatre near you: Origin of the Planet of the Rabbits.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Crosspost from DnD Images:

zoux posted:

Look, girl cheese!

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

razorrozar posted:

Crosspost from DnD Images:

Ugh, I can just tell that cow gives the milk away for free, if you know what I mean...

flowinprose
Sep 11, 2001

Where were you? .... when they built that ladder to heaven...

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Coming soon to a theatre near you: Origin of the Planet of the Rabbits.

It's called: Watership Down

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.


requesting someone post the image of a concession stand sign with very funny, gross items e.g. 'crap on wheat'

Dr Scoofles
Dec 6, 2004

I love medieval marginalia. What's ever cooler is manuscripts cost a lot to make back then. They were the big spend show-off item of the day to have made for you, only the super wealthy could afford it. I love the idea of some baron getting his sweet illuminated copy of the bible delivered, at long last, and the margins are all full of gaping anuses and bum trumpets.




"Queck"

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Wasn't there a whole series of "Family Circus made funny" images?

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Dr Scoofles posted:

I love medieval marginalia. What's ever cooler is manuscripts cost a lot to make back then. They were the big spend show-off item of the day to have made for you, only the super wealthy could afford it. I love the idea of some baron getting his sweet illuminated copy of the bible delivered, at long last, and the margins are all full of gaping anuses and bum trumpets.




"Queck"



I...I thought Monty Python made the rear end trumpets up.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Captain Trips posted:

Wasn't there a whole series of "Family Circus made funny" images?

I've been a fan of Family Circuis Plus Scott for a while, but it's not updated now.

http://scottmeetsfamilycircus.tumblr.com/

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Jerk McJerkface posted:

I've been a fan of Family Circuis Plus Scott for a while, but it's not updated now.

http://scottmeetsfamilycircus.tumblr.com/


edit:

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

Captain Trips posted:

Wasn't there a whole series of "Family Circus made funny" images?

This is a 100% real family circus that ran in newspapers.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Toadvine posted:

requesting someone post the image of a concession stand sign with very funny, gross items e.g. 'crap on wheat'

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.
Zahran Alloush has the best notebook.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.


Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Yvonmukluk posted:

I...I thought Monty Python made the rear end trumpets up.

Believe it or not, when it comes to Arthurian cinema, the Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail is one of the most honest portrayals of the genre on film. Especially if the source literature is the oldest welsh texts like the Mabinogion. :eng101:

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

I must know what the Myth of Bacon is...

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.
Ordering a Canada Day cake From an American baker.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

IamnotJoe posted:

Ordering a Canada Day cake From an American baker.


Well, Canada pretty much is a thin layer of frosting on top of something that is actually important. I don't see the problem here :colbert:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I like the ketchup chips on the table.

Speaking of America:

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Anora posted:

I must know what the Myth of Bacon is...
It's an Apeburger but without chicken sperm.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

For anyone wondering, they did have wedding rings in medieval ages.

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


cheerfullydrab posted:

I like the ketchup chips on the table.

Speaking of America:



It's a horse's head shaking hands with a horse's rear end.

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

Alternative pants posted:

It's a horse's head shaking hands with a horse's rear end.

Hey Uncle Randy

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


cheerfullydrab posted:

I like the ketchup chips on the table.
And the Canada Dry.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Alternative pants posted:

It's a horse's head shaking hands with a horse's rear end.

But Obama isn't wearing the horse mask...

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