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Pththya-lyi posted:Yes, this group failed to hear screams coming from the ride, failed to read the posted sign warning that Expedition Everest is a "high-speed, roller coaster-type train ride . . . that includes sharp turns and sudden drops, traveling both forwards and backwards through dark, winding tunnels," and failed to connect the dots when they had to submit to seat restraints. Indeed, "I don't know what made them think it was just a train ride in the mountains." I'm surprised they didn't mention how they had packed their bags because they'd be gone so long. "I've got my luggage ready for our 3 day relaxing train ride through the mountains!" LOLOL Why am I even refuting this dumb poo poo. The real stdh is that the yeti was actually working. Other Disneyland/world fans will know what I mean. edit: also the part where you get to the broken tracks IS the part where you start to go backwards, fuckwad can't even keep his lovely story straight. edit 2: and not to sperg out too much but if you look at the video, you can see that even if the tracks weren't torn up/wrecked there wouldn't be any place to go. The mountain just stops, and its just nothing except florida everglades. I don't think anyone could actually think that damage wasn't carefully crafted, and they were experiencing an actual emergency. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 18:08 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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Isn't there a poo poo that Did Happen thread? All this retail chat reminds me of a pretty good incident I was involved in, and it totally sounds like poo poo that didn't happen, except it did. Edit: vv Thanks! Oh, the last post in that thread is a month old. Eh, never mind. Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 19:45 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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There is! The theater thing, I was in my school's theater club from grade 6 all the way to graduation, which counts as "7 years in theatre" only if you split hairs, but actual children don't gently caress around like that minutes before a show starts. Mostly because everyone's got the jitters.
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Pththya-lyi posted:This story comes to you from Disboards.com, where you can discuss Disney World vacations in obsessive detail. As an ex-Disneyland Cast Member, I can confirm that lots of people ignore signs (countless times per hour, our ride would get people asking us where Fast Passes for another ride were, even though just looking up as they walked over to us would answer their questions), could easily think screams are from another ride (never been on Everest, so I dunno what the queue is like), and just kind of turn off their brains when they get to the park. The STDH is that a group of girls wanted to ride a relaxing ride.
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Back when I was a wee kid, we lived across from a popular public pool in a tiny street so parking was premium. We sometimes had issues with people parking across our driveway, but we were pretty chummy with the pool owner and would just get him to put the message out over the loud speakers and the people would come over, apologise and move their car. However, one afternoon coming home from school this person had the audacity to park IN our driveway, IN our garage... My dad was dumbfounded. We went over and put the message out as per usual and this woman in her 30s came over in a huff and said she would fix it when she had finished her exercise routine. So my dad just parked behind her and we went out for dinner for 4 hours or so. She was pissed, but the story does not end there. She kept doing it. Usually 2-4 times a month. Eventually my Dad would not think twice about parking her in and letting her out at his own leisure. No problem by us, lots of problems by her. She once called the police on us, to which they just told her to not park on private property and wrote her a citation. But wait, there's more. One Saturday morning she had the gall to park us in our own driveway. Dad had had enough. He made sure she was doing her laps, grabbed a coat hanger, jimmed the car open, and dismantled the passenger seat. Taking it out and leaving it on the curb in front of the pool exit. He then sat on our front deck, sipping his tea as she came out of the pool to get her car. She walked passed the passenger seat without a second glance and scowled at him as she opened her car and got in. She then did a double take as she went to put her bag on the seat. She freaked out, realising that my Dad had had access to her car and belongings this entire time and done nothing about it until now. She ran over, grabbed her seat, put it in the boot and drove off. Never heard from her again. TL;DR: Don't gently caress with a man that can dismantle your car.
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Why wouldn't they just call a tow truck?
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Bonster posted:Why wouldn't they just call a tow truck? Because this is "poo poo that didn't happen", not "poo poo that actual human beings would do".
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Bonster posted:Why wouldn't they just call a tow truck? Or call the police the first time? Or put a door on their garage? What is it, some open stable?
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Yeah it's really weird to leave your garage door open, even more so when someone is habitually parking in it.
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Jul 10, 2014 23:32
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I'm really disappointed that the story didn't end with the dad marrying the parking woman.
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Bloopsy posted:I'm really disappointed that the story didn't end with the dad marrying the parking woman. Well, she was Albert Einstein, it wouldn't have been legal back then.
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Bloopsy posted:I'm really disappointed that the story didn't end with the dad marrying the parking woman. And the water in the pool de-Alex Macking into a person and clapping
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sweeperbravo posted:And the water in the pool de-Alex Macking into a person and clapping "De-Alex Macking." If this wasn't a term before, I applaud you for making it one. I haven't thought about that show in years.
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Dis posted:"De-Alex Macking." If this wasn't a term before, I applaud you for making it one. I haven't thought about that show in years. I agree, I hadn't thought about it in so long that it took me about thirty seconds before I was even able to parse what he meant.
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My Lovely Horse posted:There is! I did costuming for a kid's theatre for several years. Most of the kids were good, but there were always some who figured that talking to their friends outside, screwing around with their phones, or generally playing around were more important than being in their places, getting through hair & make-up, things like that. Here's some school stuff. quote:Incorrectly Referencing
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Well... it did happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_pKKO35Kh4
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Bloodnose posted:Well... it did happen. Wow even staged with actors and cameras it still isn't funny and just comes off as sad.
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Obsolete posted:Wow even staged with actors and cameras it still isn't funny and just comes off as sad. Welcome to flash mobs. Edit: unless it’s those Japanese ones where like 40 people over the course of 10 minutes just follow someone around, or start running at them from around an alley.
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Bad guys with a heart!
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TotalBlammBlamm posted:Bad guys with a heart! That would be shit_that_DID_happen.txt http://archive.wbir.com/news/article/283676/16/Burglars-return-stolen-computers-with-hand-written-apology
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 Yes, this is a collection of believable reactions, and it all happened in one minute. WickedHate has a new favorite as of 20:26 on Jul 11, 2014 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Here's some school stuff. What kin of nerd perfectly remembers a conversation 3 years on? a fake one
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So dashcon, the convention "by tumblr users, for tumblr users," posted this at the end of the first day of their convention: And they did it. They actually raised $17,000 in an hour from donations. That'll show those hotel management bullies that want to throw out convention goers just because they don't like them! But wait, uh oh...  So a bunch teens probably just got scammed out of 17k by the convention's organizers who more than likely didn't have any of their poo poo together.
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Apparently the convention and the hotel entered a verbal agreement instead of drawing up any actual paperwork. I'm excited to see how this mess unfolds.
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Like a dappled fawn taking its first shaky steps, we see the wild and elusive teenagerus snowflakeii struggle with its first exposure to the real world. Beautiful, in its way.
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From tl;dr Old man angry about kids these days and their cell phones makes up a story and posts it on Craigslist. quote:A busy NYC restaurant kept getting bad reviews for slow service, so they hired a firm to investigate. When they compared footage from 2004 to footage from 2014, they made some pretty startling discoveries. So shocking, in fact, that they ranted about it on Craigslist!
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I thought it was going to be that the wait staff were distracted by phones. Why would the customers feel poorly waited on if they were being stimulated by their phones the whole time?
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Jul 13, 2014 16:59
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I do love it when people try to make up stories about something they know nothing about. "The customers waste our waitstaff's time trying to connect to the WIFI because I am 8,000 years old and have no idea what 3G/4G is."
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What I love about it is it's clearly an example of someone thinking more details = more believable. Why would anyone give a gently caress that you used to use tapes and you couldn't find one but then found one and blah blah blah. Why not just start the story "We compared our footage from ten years ago and today, and here's what we found..." Oh yeah, that's right, it's because it never actually happened.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I&t=548s I don't know what's real anymore.
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Splicer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I&t=548s Justified, this is a planned event and not spontaneous singing
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Phonepostin', disregard DamnLol tags.  nar.jpg
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WickedHate posted:
This actually is totally believable and loving hilarious. Dramatical Murder starts out as this cyberpunk The Warriors thing that I can see a boy digging, and doesn't just get gay but get dumb yaoi gay. Like, imagine if you were a kid and someone told you that in a sequel to Star Wars Luke and Chewie made passionate love? And then Lando gets hypnotised by a Sith and rapes Luke. It's that kind of thing. Oh, and it probably didn't happen in a minute, and instead they just told the whole story over multiple tweets in a row.
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The Devil Tesla posted:This actually is totally believable and loving hilarious. Dramatical Murder starts out as this cyberpunk The Warriors thing that I can see a boy digging, and doesn't just get gay but get dumb yaoi gay. Like, imagine if you were a kid and someone told you that in a sequel to Star Wars Luke and Chewie made passionate love? And then Lando gets hypnotised by a Sith and rapes Luke. It's that kind of thing. come on man what are you doing don't tell everyone that you watch the gay rape anime
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The Devil Tesla posted:This actually is totally believable and loving hilarious. Dramatical Murder starts out as this cyberpunk The Warriors thing that I can see a boy digging, and doesn't just get gay but get dumb yaoi gay. Like, imagine if you were a kid and someone told you that in a sequel to Star Wars Luke and Chewie made passionate love? And then Lando gets hypnotised by a Sith and rapes Luke. It's that kind of thing. Oh thank god you were here to elucidate.
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