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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

wheez the roux posted:

logos combined with local food :420:
That's actually kinda hard, as a lot of teams are in areas of extreme culinary overlap. Such as the Boiled Peanuts and Burrito Gallery that represents Jacksonville.

Lets see.

Bills = Poutine and Buffalo Wings
Colts = Hoosier Pie
Jets = Pizza and Black And White cookies
Giants = Hot Dogs and Bagels
Lions = Coney Dogs and Faygo
Vikings = Hot Dish

Texans, Panthers, Titans, Cheifs, Rams = Barbeque fight

Now I'm hungry.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Foodchat in....

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
What the hell is hot dish

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

What the hell is hot dish

look at this freedom hating jabroni

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Carolina - Barbecue.

No, wait, Kansas City - Barbecue.

Wait, that isn't right, um, Dallas - Barbecue

Messed that up what I meant was

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I mean, you could just do the types of BBQ. And screw St Louis over and give them provel cheese or something.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
cleveland gets that chili spaghetti abomination because its only fitting that their food be responsible for a terminal case of the browns

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
I was always under the impression Texas BBQ more heavily favored beef compared to pork.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

wheez the roux posted:

cleveland gets that chili spaghetti abomination because its only fitting that their food be responsible for a terminal case of the browns

It's Cincinnati Chili you rear end. Original Skyline was Price Hill and Gold Star (inferior) was Mt Washington, Cinci. And if something that mild gives you the runs you should probably be removed from the gene pool. The harshest spice is loving cinnamon. The coneys are way better than the three ways too. Ordering a three way is objectively a poor decision.


Cleveland would be Polish food. Pierogi or sausage.

Cincinnati chilli is the obvious answer, but there are a bunch of German dishes that are probably more iconic to Cincinnati. Seems almost every major city has their own brand of chilli.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jul 10, 2014

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Why don't you combine one thing, with some thing else

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Suspect Bucket posted:

That's actually kinda hard, as a lot of teams are in areas of extreme culinary overlap. Such as the Boiled Peanuts and Burrito Gallery that represents Jacksonville.

Lets see.

Bills = Poutine and Buffalo Wings
Colts = Hoosier Pie
Jets = Pizza and Black And White cookies
Giants = Hot Dogs and Bagels
Lions = Coney Dogs and Faygo
Vikings = Hot Dish

Texans, Panthers, Titans, Cheifs, Rams = Barbeque fight

Now I'm hungry.




Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
The Rams as toasted ravioli!

That's all we've got :smith:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
49ers as a nice Napa cab and a sushi roll even though that poo poo doesn't go together but its the prevalent stereotype.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

TG-Chrono posted:

Logos as Blade Runner corporations. :shrug:

This would be awesome tbh

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Eifert Posting posted:

It's Cincinnati Chili you rear end. Original Skyline was Price Hill and Gold Star (inferior) was Mt Washington, Cinci. And if something that mild gives you the runs you should probably be removed from the gene pool. The harshest spice is loving cinnamon. The coneys are way better than the three ways too. Ordering a three way is objectively a poor decision.


I know it's from CIN :thejoke: but not a great one

I have an iron stomach, but there's a certain point where low quality meat and enormous quantities of grease get to you anyway

wheez the roux fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Jul 10, 2014

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


Spoeank posted:

49ers as a nice Napa cab and a sushi roll even though that poo poo doesn't go together but its the prevalent stereotype.

I'd prefer the Sourdough Bread Bowl to be heavily featured.

Would Oakland be Chicken & Waffles or something then?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Oakland would be a standard issue law enforcement boot.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Eifert Posting posted:

Oakland would be a standard issue law enforcement boot.

I thought it would be a curb

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Eifert Posting posted:

Oakland would be a standard issue law enforcement boot.

Would San Francisco be a phallus?


http://youtu.be/8rGU2xwSsFs

Flikken fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Jul 10, 2014

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Suspect Bucket posted:

That's actually kinda hard, as a lot of teams are in areas of extreme culinary overlap. Such as the Boiled Peanuts and Burrito Gallery that represents Jacksonville.

Lets see.
Colts = Hoosier Pie

I've lived in Indiana my whole life and I had no idea this was a thing, I had to look it up. I guess it's just sugar cream pie, which I do see around occasionally, but didn't realize was a distinctly Indiana thing. I feel like I've seen sugar cream pie in other states, so I think we probably just slapped our name on it and called it ours.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spoeank posted:

49ers as a nice Napa cab and a sushi roll even though that poo poo doesn't go together but its the prevalent stereotype.

I was thinking a bottle of Anchor Steam and some crabcakes myself.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

LEGO Genetics posted:

I was always under the impression Texas BBQ more heavily favored beef compared to pork.

We're equal opportunity BBQ enthusiasts out here, but beef ribs are definitely A Thing depending on where you go

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I was thinking a bottle of Anchor Steam and some crabcakes myself.

Just make it Crazy Crab.

BougieBitch
Oct 2, 2013

Basic as hell

Jivesauce posted:

I've lived in Indiana my whole life and I had no idea this was a thing, I had to look it up. I guess it's just sugar cream pie, which I do see around occasionally, but didn't realize was a distinctly Indiana thing. I feel like I've seen sugar cream pie in other states, so I think we probably just slapped our name on it and called it ours.

I lived in Indiana until college and once you get out of the state you realize no one knows what the hell you are talking about when you say sugar cream pie.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Bernard Pollard invents a thing

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/pollard-the-inventor/

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort


Good god if I didnt already have a sweet rear end av I would get Pollard's face from that last panel as one.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
So is that a general function or does that only happen to Tom Brady

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

JT Jag posted:

So is that a general function or does that only happen to Tom Brady

Considering it's attacking Edelman in the comic, it's a general function

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Febreeze posted:

Considering it's attacking Edelman in the comic, it's a general function
Oh, I saw "Bernard Pollard" and "Patriot" and just assumed.

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Febreeze posted:

Considering it's attacking Edelman in the comic, it's a general function

Bernard Pollard hates White people.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

LEGO Genetics posted:

I was always under the impression Texas BBQ more heavily favored beef compared to pork.

That is correct. You'll find great pork ribs here too but beef is king, brisket in particular.

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

What the hell is hot dish

The thing that makes Minnesota fans not quite as fat as Green Bay fans.

Edit: Awww, I'm sorry, that was mean...but seriously, tater tot crust? Christ..

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Probably Magic posted:

Carolina - Barbecue.

No, wait, Kansas City - Barbecue.

Wait, that isn't right, um, Dallas - Barbecue

Messed that up what I meant was

You were right the first time

vinegar based insha'allah

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Mustard base and Vinegar and pepper are the best. That grape jelly poo poo some people pull is disgusting.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Should be deep fried

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
What would seattle's food even be? Ivars?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

effectual posted:

What would seattle's food even be? Ivars?

Seahawks logo in foam latte

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Eifert Posting posted:

Mustard base and Vinegar and pepper are the best. That grape jelly poo poo some people pull is disgusting.

None of those things are barbeque. What the hell is wrong with you people?

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I am going to make some baked beans from scratch this weekend to serve with ribs smoked for a fuckton of hours. Its going to be glorious.

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