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There's also this one. And these less well-executed ones.   I'm hoping this is just markers. That text is awful.
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The Popeye one is way cooler. A lot of why I liked the Ralph one was thinking it was an original concept.
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Jul 6, 2014 17:33
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 "Eoil Qunt"
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JoelJoel posted:
Sure, it's tasteless, but I could immediately read what it said.
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trapped mouse posted:Sure, it's tasteless, but I could immediately read what it said. Cursive is dumb enough on its own. Throwing in non-cursive letters in there is retarded.
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Pretty good thigh gap imho
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JoelJoel posted:
I could maybe see "Evil Gunt," but you're definitely trying too hard to misread this one.
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appropriatemetaphor posted:Pretty good thigh gap imho It looks like someone hit her in the taint with a 2X4
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appropriatemetaphor posted:Pretty good thigh gap imho It's evil. Can't you read?
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appropriatemetaphor posted:Pretty good thigh gap imho She could've had one of these tattooed either side... 
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Lol. I was wondering why they got outlines of cervixes tattooed on their hips.
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Jul 11, 2014 05:01
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Ha! Before reading the comments I thought they had just circled scars on their bodies with magic marker.
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The thing that never fails to dumbfound me about tattoos like this is that one of those women got this hideous loving squished doughnut cervix tattoo. Then the other woman looked at it, and said 'yes, that's wonderful; I'll have one just the same!'. What the actually gently caress was the second woman thinking ?
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I'm just happy the comments are mostly "LOL those look like poo poo." I'm used to (because of this thread) the crap tattoos getting lots of comments of approval.
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Jul 11, 2014 06:22
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Of course her name is Kyleigh. Jesus gently caress.
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I've also just noticed that the tattoo 'artist' in the second picture isn't wearing gloves 
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Istari posted:I've also just noticed that the tattoo 'artist' in the second picture isn't wearing gloves The couch and coffee table are part of his studio, to make his clients feel at home. What the gently caress is the tattoo supposed to be anyways? The last person said it was lips but... How?
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:The couch and coffee table are part of his studio, to make his clients feel at home. At least when I got a literal kitchen tattoo, it was set up as a studio, and not like, on the kitchen table. I wonder how many people he's used that needle on.
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When I was 19/20 I got sleeves done at a reputable shop that did sterilization on site etc. At my then job a lady showed me her arm tattoo of a fat naked lady, and the tattoo was swollen in random places despite being over 2 years old, kind of like this but MUCH more horribly done I know allergic reactions are real but I have a feeling that this was due more to lovely ink, lovely "artist", and no sterilization. Anyways because I was obviously interested in tattoos, she INSISTED on me coming to one of her tattoo parties where everyone got a tattoo by some guy. I politely tried to decline but the conversation went on for like 20 minutes. Then she would bring it up from time to time, and how fun her last party was..
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:What the gently caress is the tattoo supposed to be anyways? The last person said it was lips but... How? Take stylized cartoon lips:  Lose all detail and have only really basic outlines, and then gently caress those up horribly because you got tattooed by a kitchen scratcher. Best tattoo ever!
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Jul 12, 2014 01:31
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Crossposting this here because jesus loving christ. As a bonus, I've also posted this guy's work before in this thread, his chestpiece of mudflap ladies that appear to be farting. e: for even more schadenfreude, most of this guy's tattoos are self done (just ordered a tattoo machine off the internet) and equally terrible.
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Todd McFarlane is going to be all over that poo poo for copyright infringement.
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Picnic Princess posted:Take stylized cartoon lips: I think it's meant to be more "What's leftover when someone with lipstick kisses a mirror/window/anything," at least that's what I got   Still, how unfortunate Poulpe has a new favorite as of 00:16 on Jul 15, 2014 |
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Jul 15, 2014 00:13
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 Terrible lines? Horrible over-shading that will be a blob in 3 years? Bad placement? Inconsistent text? Obvious spelling mistake? Cliché as gently caress? Check, check, check, check, check and check (with some backnee for good measure)
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I wish I could have gotten a discreet picture, but today at my school's financial aid office I waited in line across from a woman with both legs covered in small tattoos and one leg had leopard spots in the gaps like sailor dust. It was all so blurred it looked like grayscale polka dots from a distance.
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Jul 15, 2014 02:43
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That kerning  I guess sometimes it 's better not to stick to the stencil.
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DorkusMalorkus posted:How do you find the vegan at a party? HOLY poo poo, I saw an almost exact same tattoo as this on someone's back about 5 days ago. Reminds me of this: 
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As an aside, you can't have tattoos in the military ?
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They are... scrutinized. You'll get a lot of, "is that a gang tattoo?" unless it's Jack Skellington or Megaman or something.
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a little more to it than that, location is a big factor. Basically they'd like it so when you are in uniform they aren't visible and if they are that they be small, able to be covered by your hand. That's not to say you wont see occasional neck tattoos and so on with a waiver.
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  simply hilarious his 'n' hers tattoos DorkusMalorkus has a new favorite as of 07:03 on Jul 15, 2014 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
I think what makes these the best is the Disney-esque font. Yuck.
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Skittlez is just the french imperative form i think v v
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Blackchamber posted:a little more to it than that, location is a big factor. Basically they'd like it so when you are in uniform they aren't visible and if they are that they be small, able to be covered by your hand. That's not to say you wont see occasional neck tattoos and so on with a waiver. That explains my buddy who went in with a cartoon crab above his pubes.
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For the Air Force, I believe its 25% of the exposed area. I know my last tattoo i got while in prevented me from wearing short sleeves.
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