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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I intend to shave Cookie's butthole tomorrow. Theres too much trauma right now to do it tonight.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 14:26

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# ? May 31, 2024 06:02

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

SynthOrange posted:

Well that was a horrifying and traumatic situation for everyone involved.

A poop got caught in Cookie's buttfluff. Then another, and another. Soon Cookie was mewing pitifully as he dragged his butt around trying to dislodge Mt. Poops from his rear. His efforts just worked it in even further. In the end I had to soap up his butt to get it all out of there, then shower myself off and hoped the smell of cat poops permeating the place would disappate one day. I'm still finding smears of cat poop from Cookie's desperate struggle earlier.

At least my not actually a date laughed at the whole situation.

I was to post a Pepper appreciation post, then this came. Nobody can ignore this. Nobody can not laugh at this, while feeling an ounce of empathy all the same.

Hello, Poopckie.

I look at the floor, and I see it needs poop things
While my human gently weeps

# ? Jul 11, 2014 14:44

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

going to work and it seems a neighbor's cats are busy watching cat tv

# ? Jul 11, 2014 14:55

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

SynthOrange posted:

I intend to shave Cookie's butthole tomorrow. Theres too much trauma right now to do it tonight.

Post CDookie

# ? Jul 11, 2014 15:00

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

send Pudding to me since you're going to be dead soon

# ? Jul 11, 2014 15:13

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Post CDookie

I know what you were trying to go for but it just looks like Euros.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 15:40

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

# ? Jul 11, 2014 15:50

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

teledildonics posted:

Jackson is a great cat that gets overshadowed by the ridiculousness of Mandy + Magda :3:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 16:05

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

Welfare check on Walter please

:ohdear:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 16:14

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Goober Peas posted:

Welfare check on Walter please

At his grandparents house, apparently.

looks like he enjoyed the journey

anyway, taken from his tumblr

# ? Jul 11, 2014 16:23

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 16:56

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:20

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

MikeJF posted:

At his grandparents house, apparently.

Walt has a tumblr?

:aaaaa:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:27

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Goober Peas posted:

Walt has a tumblr?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:33

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

MikeJF posted:

Classic Walt :wtf:

stare

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:36

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

MikeJF posted:

At his grandparents house, apparently.

looks like he enjoyed the journey

anyway, taken from his tumblr

Walt ridiculousness status: off the chart

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:38

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

duckfarts posted:

have an quick espressa vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjW4O5FP_J8

Whatcha chasin' Espressa :3:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:41

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Tendai posted:

Whatcha chasin' Espressa

BLOOD AND DEATH :gibs:

aww lookit the kitty twitch :3

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jul 11, 2014

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:42

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

TumblerWalt is not the same because we don't get to read "shithead" in a post or hear "TURK-Y!" in a video

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:53

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

Radio! posted:

*boop*

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:56

Deathslushie: Dec 19, 2006; Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?

Howdy! A couple of months ago I started reading this thread, with the posts starting somewhere around a year ago. Why that particular spot was marked, I'm not sure. At 4:45 this morning, I finally caught up. And now I would like to present to you, my catte, Squee.

This was the day we got him. He was maybe eight weeks old. We got home and I passed out. He decided to join.

He's grown into this handsome dude.

He loves love.

He has OK loaf form, when he bothers.

And great little beans and floof that he lets me play with.

No need to say it; I will definitely be posting more Squee.

This thread has been uplifting, heartbreaking, and hilarious. I will miss reading pages of it at a time before I go to bed.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:08

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

hand helmet the squee

# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:09

Deathslushie: Dec 19, 2006; Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?

He hates it.

Deathslushie fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jul 11, 2014

# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:16

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Squee! Yesssssssssssssss

# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:45

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

that toe floof!

that (everything about that catte)!

# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:53

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

also please interrogate sqee regarding his knowledge of who is a kitty kitty.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:01

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

that is a good cat :3:

please tong he

# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:01

Deathslushie: Dec 19, 2006; Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?

He likes to channel his inner Sadie, too.

(Sweet, sweet lap dangles.)

I got black sheets like a total idiot.

I apologize for the crap quality. All I gots is a cell phone.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:02

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

Plz post squee re: boogie capability

(All pepper pics are cell phone pics don't feel bad)

# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:52

Deathslushie: Dec 19, 2006; Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?

devmd01 posted:

Plz post squee re: boogie capability

He doesn't boogie...

... yet.

:getin:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:59

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

also does Squee like turk-y?

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:00

Deathslushie: Dec 19, 2006; Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?

Pilli posted:

also does Squee like turk-y?

I haven't given him any (I know, I'm a friggin' monster) but based on how much he begs and scavenges for other food my fianc� and I eat, I think he does in fact like turk-y.

He goes apeshit whenever he hears a can being opened, though. Which is a hoot when I'm snackin' on a can of peaches. I'll show it to him, let him sniff it, and he doesn't try to eat any, but he still thinks it should be his.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:14