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Oneday for Life
Feb 2, 2004
Shoe. Explode?!
Givent up on life aagain, but I know its the booze talking. I wisht I ciould be as funny and as unworried about it like you guys

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

This is what happens when somebody like grover sells their house. Read it all the way to the end, the rabbit hole just goes deeper and deeper.

http://www.hoodwinkedhouse.com/

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

lost my poo poo at "the raccoons have returned."

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This is what happens when somebody like grover sells their house. Read it all the way to the end, the rabbit hole just goes deeper and deeper.

http://www.hoodwinkedhouse.com/

That sucks for that dude. Although I can't help but think this house is easily avoided.

Grover sucked.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Holy poo poo I hope someone goes to jail for that.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Holy poo poo I hope Grover goes to jail for that.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This is what happens when somebody like grover sells their house. Read it all the way to the end, the rabbit hole just goes deeper and deeper.

http://www.hoodwinkedhouse.com/

That dude hired a pretty lovely home inspector.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That dude hired a pretty lovely home inspector.

I agree. Like some of the poo poo under the sinks should have been caught.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That dude hired a pretty lovely home inspector.

All I could think as I read it, too.

Everyone involved int hat sale also needs their licenses pulled at the very least

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

All I could think as I read it, too.

Everyone involved int hat sale also needs their licenses pulled at the very least

Yea he we could you not have figured out some of that poo poo right from the get go?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Oneday for Life posted:

Givent up on life aagain, but I know its the booze talking. I wisht I ciould be as funny and as unworried about it like you guys

Every time I get down like this, I just remember that Bluefin Tuna and Atlantic Cod will be defunct as food sources within our lifetimes, essentially every packaged product sold in a grocery store contains palm oil or corn syrup or both, that the impending collapse of multiple species of domesticated and wild bees paired with the three-years and running record drought in California means that fruit and tree nuts will become luxuries over the next few decades, the industrialization of meat farms is essentially a giant breeding lab for the next flu pandemic, that global warming has pretty much already happened and can never be reversed, that nobody will actually care about that until people start paddleboarding to work in most of our East Coast cities, and that we are all hopelessly and irredeemably hosed.

The bright side is that there's always suicide, the hope for nuclear war, and if there is a god that a giant comet will smash this gay earth back into the nothingness from whence we came. Have a fine Navy day.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I wha... gently caress :smith:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This is what happens when somebody like grover sells their house. Read it all the way to the end, the rabbit hole just goes deeper and deeper.

http://www.hoodwinkedhouse.com/
Holy poo poo.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

DownByTheWooter posted:

Every time I get down like this, I just remember that Bluefin Tuna and Atlantic Cod will be defunct as food sources within our lifetimes, essentially every packaged product sold in a grocery store contains palm oil or corn syrup or both, that the impending collapse of multiple species of domesticated and wild bees paired with the three-years and running record drought in California means that fruit and tree nuts will become luxuries over the next few decades, the industrialization of meat farms is essentially a giant breeding lab for the next flu pandemic, that global warming has pretty much already happened and can never be reversed, that nobody will actually care about that until people start paddleboarding to work in most of our East Coast cities, and that we are all hopelessly and irredeemably hosed.

The bright side is that there's always suicide, the hope for nuclear war, and if there is a god that a giant comet will smash this gay earth back into the nothingness from whence we came.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRtxe7b_SQQ&t=89s

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

This is what happens when somebody like grover sells their house. Read it all the way to the end, the rabbit hole just goes deeper and deeper.

http://www.hoodwinkedhouse.com/

Why the gently caress would you ever waive the disclosures notice.

DownByTheWooter posted:

Every time I get down like this, I just remember that Bluefin Tuna and Atlantic Cod will be defunct as food sources within our lifetimes, essentially every packaged product sold in a grocery store contains palm oil or corn syrup or both, that the impending collapse of multiple species of domesticated and wild bees paired with the three-years and running record drought in California means that fruit and tree nuts will become luxuries over the next few decades, the industrialization of meat farms is essentially a giant breeding lab for the next flu pandemic, that global warming has pretty much already happened and can never be reversed, that nobody will actually care about that until people start paddleboarding to work in most of our East Coast cities, and that we are all hopelessly and irredeemably hosed.

The bright side is that there's always suicide, the hope for nuclear war, and if there is a god that a giant comet will smash this gay earth back into the nothingness from whence we came. Have a fine Navy day.

Witnessing the extinction of humanity shortly before my flesh to seared from my bones by a thermal wave from a nuclear weapon is the only thing that keeps me going in life

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Honestly any inspector should be able to see a huge amount of raccoon poo poo in the attic, just buy going into it and looking.

Dude is an idiot in more ways than one.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

Witnessing the extinction of humanity shortly before my flesh to seared from my bones by a thermal wave from a nuclear weapon is the only thing that keeps me going in life

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Everyone involved in flipping that house should receive a baseball bat to the head

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Holmes would have a melt down.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005



We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
What's a good program to make gifs and do funny stuff with pictures? Assume I don't wanna pay money.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Obama Africanus posted:

What's a good program to make gifs and do funny stuff with pictures? Assume I don't wanna pay money.

*insert jew joke*

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Obama Africanus posted:

What's a good program to make gifs and do funny stuff with pictures? Assume I don't wanna pay money.

GIMP?

I mean, unless you go the pirate way.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Obama Africanus posted:

What's a good program to make gifs and do funny stuff with pictures? Assume I don't wanna pay money.

Gimp I guess

I like paint.net but I'm not sure if it does gifs

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


photoshop, because who actually pays for that

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
The gif thread in pyf uses gooncam, which is apparently is pretty good

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

The gif thread in pyf uses gooncam, which is apparently is pretty good

Gooncam is great, but it doesn't compress very well and your editing options are slim at best.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Honestly, Photoshop really is the way to go here, even older versions.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I dunno bout no .gif poo poo, Shim, but I do know you need to use this as an avatar at some point

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

I get up in the morning because there's still opportunities for me to drink beer while the sun sets, ride roller-coasters, and bang a dime with perky D-cups before we all die due to soil failure.

Y'all are some OK cunts. Not good, but OK.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Dead Reckoning posted:

I get up in the morning because there's still opportunities for me to drink beer while the sun sets, ride roller-coasters, and bang a dime with perky D-cups before we all die due to soil failure.

Y'all are some OK cunts. Not good, but OK.

poo poo that matters:
pussy, rides, beer, music

poo poo that don't:
everything else

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUt-06zItV4

US Berder Patrol fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jul 11, 2014

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:

I dunno bout no .gif poo poo, Shim, but I do know you need to use this as an avatar at some point



the 12s oughta be a 14 and an 88, but maybe there's some white power symbolism to the 12s I don't know about. I'm sure in a military forum somebody around here knows, though

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

4 & 20

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Surely someone here in GiP is a literal Nazi sympathizer.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Adolf is sooo dreamy! :swoon:

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

holocaust bloopers posted:

Surely someone here in GiP is a literal Nazi sympathizer.

I am. Only O.G. Nazis though. None of this neo-nazi bullshit

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism. At least it's an ethos.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

DownByTheWooter posted:

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism. At least it's an ethos.

Everything's a loving travesty with you, Walter.

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I am Donnie IRL

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