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Genocide Tendency posted:Just a reminder. Genghis Khan was conquering areas a year after his death. The army that bootfucked the Middle East the first time was a scouting force. Like 10000 dudes. Against the entire might of the quarismian shah. There wasn't an army on earth that could stand up to them.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 17:01 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 14:09 |
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There's a reason that 8% of the men across Asia and parts of Europe carry a marker on their genes from Mongolia. The Mongols were no loving joke.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 17:11 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:The bombing of the al-Askari Mosque got a pretty strong reaction. Oh is that all it took? Half a million civilian deaths didn't matter much.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 17:32 |
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MA-Horus posted:The army that bootfucked the Middle East the first time was a scouting force. Like 10000 dudes. Against the entire might of the quarismian shah. Probably shouldn't have murdered diplomatic envoys and paid proper reverence to Ghengis The Motherfucking Khan. They would've likely gotten to keep their lands, paid some tribute and not have molten silver poured down their throats.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 17:58 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:There's a reason that 8% of the men across Asia and parts of Europe carry a marker on their genes from Mongolia. The Mongols were no loving joke. Hrm, I was born....in the wrong century. *gets thrown off a cliff by the warlord's aid for nearsightedness*
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 19:15 |
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Genghis Khan killed so many people it actually caused global cooling. All that empty farmland got taken back over by nature and absorbed more CO2 than the farms would.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 19:45 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Genghis Khan killed so many people it actually caused global cooling. All that empty farmland got taken back over by nature and absorbed more CO2 than the farms would. We've found the solution to global warming.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 19:49 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:We've found the solution to global warming. Nuclear winter would be more effective.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 20:37 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Genghis Khan killed so many people it actually caused global cooling. All that empty farmland got taken back over by nature and absorbed more CO2 than the farms would. I want to say this is bullshit, but it's so crazy that it wraps back around to being kind of believable.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 20:44 |
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Well, he did seem like a pretty chill dude on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 20:48 |
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ManMythLegend posted:I want to say this is bullshit, but it's so crazy that it wraps back around to being kind of believable. Old NY Times article on the 8% thing. And the global cooling thing has some legs, apparently the Carnegie Institute for Global Ecology or some such thing did a study on it. e: Found a link to the Carnegie Institute press release of the matter here. SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Jul 5, 2014 |
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SquirrelyPSU posted:Old NY Times article on the 8% thing. I had heard the 8% number before. I read in The Economist a few years ago. The global cooling is new to me though. If true that's amazing in a really morbid way.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 21:00 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Agequote:Several causes have been proposed: cyclical lows in solar radiation, heightened volcanic activity, changes in the ocean circulation, an inherent variability in global climate, or decreases in the human population. One of the larger little ice ages occurred when a bunch of American Indians were wiped out by a plague, stopping their progress of burning the trees to clear hunting grounds on the Great Plains. It caused something like a 5 degree global drop in temp, gotta find the research on that one. In short: You can blame the indians for global warming.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 21:16 |
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Um, human actions affecting the environment? Nah, don't think so buddy.
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 21:19 |
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Noeland posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age
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# ? Jul 5, 2014 21:19 |
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Noeland posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Ice_Age It to have been for just that region. A 5 degree global temp drop is like the polar ice caps pushing back into the Midwest.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:26 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:It to have been for just that region. A 5 degree global temp drop is like the polar ice caps pushing back into the Midwest. You would've loved last winter in Minneapolis.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 01:22 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:You would've loved
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 22:20 |
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so basically nuking the middle east will solve global warming and will make the west like genghis khan i dont see anything wrong here
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 01:18 |
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Fojar38 posted:so basically nuking the middle east will solve global warming and will make the west like genghis khan if we nuke them how do we gently caress all the women? can't be mongols if we dont propagate the master race.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:16 |
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ded posted:if we nuke them how do we gently caress all the women? Drop the gay bomb
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:37 |
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I just wanted to say the thread's title still makes me chuckle.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:48 |
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ded posted:if we nuke them how do we gently caress all the women? Someone hasn't seen the opening raid of The Messenger.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:53 |
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Has Obama said anything denying he's against the current caliphate?
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 16:21 |
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:23 |
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Has he released any word on whether he thinks Joesph Smith might have been telling the truth?
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:28 |
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Also, how does the President feel about Crystal Pepsi? Should it come back? Or should we focus on perfecting Mtn Dew Baja Blast?
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:29 |
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Inforwars has a rumor that New Coke is just a marketing scheme and they're bringing back original Coke as Coke Classic later this year.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:43 |
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I drive by a truck parked outside a house every day with an infowars.com sticker, and I wish every day that I could punch that person in the face.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:52 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Has he released any word on whether he thinks Joesph Smith might have been telling the truth? I don't think he's ever denied the words of Joseph Smith but he also hasn't said he would give up Islam to switch to Mormon.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:09 |
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obama being a plant from the shah gives me hope that there's at least some feasible ulterior motive to us tripping on our dicks in the middle east. instead it's just us fumbling our way through a geopolitical imbroglio that makes The Charge of the Light Brigade look like Anne Romney's dumb loving horse dancing bullshit.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:27 |
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Obama has come out in favor of John Titor.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:22 |
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chemosh6969 posted:I don't think he's ever denied the words of Joseph Smith but he also hasn't said he would give up Islam to switch to Mormon. I was going to make the joke that they've probably already baptized him without his consent, but then I remembered he's black so nevermind.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:43 |
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Obama is gay.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:54 |
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Godholio posted:I was going to make the joke that they've probably already baptized him without his consent, but then I remembered he's black so nevermind. This is a good rear end joke about Mormons
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:09 |
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Godholio posted:I was going to make the joke that they've probably already baptized him without his consent, but then I remembered he's black so nevermind. mormowned
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:49 |
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Mike-o posted:I drive by a truck parked outside a house every day with an infowars.com sticker, and I wish every day that I could punch that person in the face. Only you can make your dream a reality. Get out there and grab that brass
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 23:07 |
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Mike-o posted:I drive by a truck parked outside a house every day with an infowars.com sticker, and I wish every day that I could punch that person in the face.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 00:43 |
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Fucitol posted:instead it's just us fumbling our way through a geopolitical imbroglio that makes The Charge of the Light Brigade look like Anne Romney's dumb loving horse dancing bullshit. In about 100 years this is going to be considered poetry. It kind of is now.
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http://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2014/06/the-un-is-preparing-to-impose-martial-on-the-us-2463756.htmlquote:I have been writing that my military sources tell me that their greatest fears are beginning to become realized because the United States will be, in the relatively near future, this country will be under martial law and the bulk of the occupation force will be comprised by foreign troops operating under the flag of the United Nations. Are any of you guys one of his military sources? If so, how much time do we have left? Are you still accepting applications?
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