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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Automatic Slim posted:

>Kill everyone reading this thread.

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Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
> Begin elaborate dance routine to destroy Bendyman.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

kill you're famil
all you're famil
every living thing on earth
only bendyman remains

Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009

by Ralp
>focus the spirit energy of all of the goony goons. the ground begins to shake and crack as you focus your goku power. with a mighty shout you thrust your hips forward and release everything in one final blast from your dickgun.

>the view from space:

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
>Open your rear end in a goatse like manner
>Summon Shenron out of your butthole

>watch space jam

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Automatic Slim posted:

>Kill everyone reading this thread.

jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&
Save, exit room, Summon gumby and pokey to aid you in this showdown.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

mr.capps posted:

>kill bendyman
>have a montage where you solve every single world problem with your goku powers. every. single. one.

This includes killing everyone reading this thread in between problem solving.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
>Monologue long enough for Bendyman to ascend to his next level to make the battle last 13 more episodes

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>fix the database

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


>make sure that the stream is still up on the computer and make VERY sure there is a donate to paypal link that goes to your account, say "heh, watch THIS" and kamehameha right the gently caress at the bathroom

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Justin Tyme posted:

>make sure that the stream is still up on the computer and make VERY sure there is a donate to paypal link that goes to your account, say "heh, watch THIS" and kamehameha right the gently caress at the bathroom

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

>goatse kamehameha

Sonic the Hedge
Jan 29, 2014

NecroMonster posted:

>instant trasmission right in front of bendyman as he attempts to leave and then instant emission (from your dick) righ into his face

Timid
Dec 13, 2012

NecroMonster posted:

>instant trasmission right in front of bendyman as he attempts to leave and then instant emission (from your dick) righ into his face

Timid fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Jul 11, 2014

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Bjay9 posted:

>Monologue long enough for Bendyman to ascend to his next level to make the battle last 13 more episodes

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:
> Summon Lowtax

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
>Go home and watch some more twitch streams.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
>execute delete_all_animes.exe

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

> use your dickgun to shoot the largest spirit bomb at bendyman, turning him gay

almost1337
Jun 14, 2013

The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons

Crystal Geometry posted:

>goatse kamehameha

Thisuck
Apr 29, 2012

Spoilers
Pillbug

Crystal Geometry posted:

>goatse kamehameha

Robot Uprising
Sep 19, 2006

Spinning Buzz Saws

Crystal Geometry posted:

>goatse kamehameha

DangerDan
May 31, 2011

FULTON: The Freshmaker

Crystal Geometry posted:

>goatse kamehameha

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

NecroMonster posted:

>instant trasmission right in front of bendyman as he attempts to leave and then instant emission (from your dick) righ into his face



You confront the Bending Man. All these years you have tracked him. Case after case of dead ends.

Everything has led to this.

Imagining a pistol of pure energy manifesting on your crotch, you focus your strength and unleash it all at once. The Ultimate Crotch Shot.

You fall unconscious.






You stand alone in your silent prison cell.

No one ever believed your description of the officer's death. You were found alone in a destroyed apartment with his ruined corpse. There wasn't a scratch on you.

You tried an insanity plea at the advice of your lawyer. That sure worked out well.

You have grown to accept this fate. You've sacrificed the rest of your life to save those who could never have defended themselves.

You've avenged your parents. Billy and his family. All of the families.

You smile to yourself.
"You did good, kid."

A gurgling rises from the toilet.

Your heart sinks.

Spookydonut
Sep 13, 2010

"Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~
>poo poo in hand, draw goku on the wall in poo poo.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
>jump into the toilet and enter mushroom kingdom

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>begin gathering spirit energy into your balls, when bendyman appears hit him with a massive genki-cumma (cum a spirit bomb on him)

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
> Pound on the cell door and demand to speak to Nancy Grace.

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
>sit on toilet and accept fate.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
>call a guard and ask for the prison plumber

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Cornuto posted:

> Pound on the cell door and demand to speak to Nancy Grace.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
>poo poo in toilet
>flush

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Japanese Phone Box posted:

>sit on toilet and accept fate.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
>turn back into freakazoid, whip out dilz, prepare for battle.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

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Volkerball posted:

>turn back into freakazoid, whip out dilz, prepare for battle.

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
>take off shirt, channel billy's dad to become goku, power up in anticipation of bendyman

Soulhunter
Dec 2, 2005

Volkerball posted:

>turn back into freakazoid, whip out dilz, prepare for battle with majin poo.

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Become a member of the Aryan Brotherhood

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DangerDan
May 31, 2011

FULTON: The Freshmaker

Volkerball posted:

>turn back into freakazoid, whip out dilz, prepare for battle with majin poo.

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