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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
> Say to yourself,"I built a goku. I hacked into the internet. I beat Net Nanny in B Ball. I performed the ultimate flush. I became a Goku. Anything that comes out of that toilet, I am prepared for."
>Raise your fists.

>Switch to Lowtax. Link a stream. You have no idea why you do this anymore, every time you do another famil is murdered.
>Turn off computer.
>Run into your daughter, she whispers, "murder your famil"

>THE END

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
alternatively
>just put the toilet lid down

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



call the guards to get someone to fix your plumbing

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Switch to Billy.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

>Retrieve The Ring from deep within your anus

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Volkerball posted:

>turn back into freakazoid, whip out dilz, prepare for battle.

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:

Volkerball posted:

>turn back into freakazoid, whip out dilz, prepare for battle.

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
Wait...I get it now. It's so drat simple, my god, you just...

>Find the 8 pages

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> use Clogged Toilet Solver South Korean Toilet Plunger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw9abgNDF4Q

> if you dont have one, jerry rig it from your body parts and stuff from the room

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Japanese Phone Box posted:

>sit on toilet and accept fate.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Clayren posted:

Wait...I get it now. It's so drat simple, my god, you just...

>Find the 8 pages

(They're in your rear end)

Sapient Afro
Jan 22, 2012

Well, you threatened to shove a knife up his dickhole.

Glory of Arioch posted:

>Retrieve The Ring from deep within your anus

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
>Dress up like Mario and fix the toilet escaping to the Mushroom Kingdom.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
fling yourself to the ceiling in a bizarre approximation of the telhix mspaint, pissing and making GBS threads across the ceiling while screaming "you have no power over me" at the toilet

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

>tell bendyman that if he is your family now, and you must kill your family, bendyman must allow himself to be killed

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


Sit on toilet, take a poo poo

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

>Jump into the toilet. Bring the fight to The Bendyman.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Glory of Arioch posted:

>Retrieve The Ring from deep within your anus

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

DoctorStrangelove posted:

>Jump into the toilet. Bring the fight to The Bendyman.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Glory of Arioch posted:

>Retrieve The Ring from deep within your anus

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Japanese Phone Box posted:

>sit on toilet and accept fate.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

HiHo ChiRho posted:

>switch to shmorky
> laugh obnoxiously

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.

Japanese Phone Box posted:

>sit on toilet and accept fate.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

malder posted:

Become a member of the Saiyan Brotherhood

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

>switch to bendyman

sc4rs
Sep 15, 2007

This is what I think of your opinion.
>wiggle the flush handle until the gurgling noise stops

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

sc4rs posted:

>wiggle the flush handle until the gurgling noise stops

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Glory of Arioch posted:

>Retrieve The Ring from deep within your anus

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem
>sit on toilet, poo poo and accept fate.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Japanese Phone Box posted:

>sit on toilet and accept fate.



You narrow your eyes and set your jaw firmly.

In the back of your mind, you knew this day would come.

You drop your pants to the floor and sit down onto the cold metal of the prison toilet.

You hear the drain shake and groan beneath you.

You spit words full of hate from behind clenched teeth.


"Come and get me, you son of a bitch."

"Come right into my rear end."

A single tear falls down your cheek, but you do not feel sad.

You feel free.


got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
gg

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
um one of the commands was to find all 8 pages and then open up pokemon, so we found them all

Isaacs Alter Ego
Sep 18, 2007


>Identify Belongings

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
> restart from checkpoint, build time machine, begin Quest for pages

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Thanks for this Atma. It was hilarious. I hope one day we can all relish in this story resulting in the death of a real famil.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

give us a cheevo at least

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
if we got a high score, put our name as A.S.S.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Volkerball posted:

if we got a high score, put our name as A.S.S.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

>start over as billy

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Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.

Volkerball posted:

if we got a high score, put our name as A.S.S.

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