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End of 2029-30 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Guibeau lead the league in Points; Hockles is 2nd; McFlurry is 4th; Windros is 5th; White is 6th; Bar is 8th Guibeau lead the league in Goals; Kilza is 2nd; McFlurry is 3rd; Borkason, Chiggers & He Hate Me are 6th Windros is 2nd in Assists; Bar is 4th; Luzhin is 6th; Rutkowski is 7th; O'Rourke is 8th Steidl lead all defensemen in Points; Hat is 3rd; Hockles is 2nd in +/-; Borkiwicz & Conway are 6th; Urlacher is 4th in PIM; Borkiwicz is 6th; Borkason is 7th; McStabson is 8th Lazaruk is 8th in Hits McLargeHuge lead the league in GAA; Pepperdick is 2nd; Ripken Jr is 3rd; Cow is 5th; Bergkamp & van der Veen are 6th; Palin is 8th McLargeHuge lead the league in SV%; Ripken Jr is 2nd; Bergkamp & van der Veen are 3rd; Palin is 5th; Pepperdick is 7th; Cow is 8th Ripken Jr lead the league in Wins; Pepperdick is 2nd; Paynuss is 7th Transaction News None Injury Report CAR -- Athanatos is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 5/7/30 FLA -- T. Guyclint is out with a Sore Knee. Expected return is 4/19/30 VAN -- C. Buttworth is injured an needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown. Comments The leader in PIM had 436 PIM. Guibeau should sweep all skater awards Steidl should win the Norris McLargeHuge should win the Vezina, and will win the Jennings St. Louis, San Jose, and Buffalo all make the playoffs!  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Hockles posted:VAN -- C. Buttworth is injured an needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown. On literally the last game of the season? Thanks for hanging me out to dry, Chap. Expect the usual first round exit. 
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Hockles posted:Injury Report We will be eliminated by the time I hit that return date.
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End of 2029-30 Season Update Playoff Results CGY def PHX in 6 VAN def SJS in 6 ANA def STL in 7 DAL def NSH in 7 TBL def CBJ in 6 BUF def OTT in 5 PIT def CAR in 5 NJD def WSH in 7 VAN def CGY in 4 ANA def DAL in 5 BUF def TBL in 7 PIT def NJD in 6 VAN def ANA in 5 BUF def PIT in 7 BUF def VAN in 6 Notable Stats Hockles lead the league in Points; Bar is 3rd; Borkiwicz is 5th; Buttworth & Satonaka are 6th http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Buffalo Sabres Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Phoenix Coyotes Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Vancouver Canucks Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Buffalo Sabres Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Raphael Maheux -- Phoenix Coyotes Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Emmanuel Lenevue -- St. Louis Blues Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Hockles -- Buffalo Sabres Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Cal Ripken Jr -- Phoenix Coyotes William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Big McLargeHuge -- Pittsburgh Penguins Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) David Musil -- Carolina Hurricanes Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Hockles -- Buffalo Sabres Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Upcoming Free Agents BOS -- B. Skill BUF -- Hockles CGY -- F. Vando COL -- S. McStabson COL -- He Hate Me DAL -- A. Guibeu DAL -- A. Steidl FLA -- A. Kilza FLA -- A. Luzhin MTL -- R. Fantastic NJD -- J. O'Rourke PHX -- E. Rutkowski PHX -- M. White PIT -- H. Wang PIT -- B. Borkason SJS -- T. McFlurry TOR -- B. Buckaroo WSH -- A. Jones Comments Hockles joins Buffalo and immediately makes them relevant and leads them to the Cup Hockles gets the Conn Smythe and regains his Selke Guibeau sweeps skater awards Steidl has the Norris snatched out of their hands Ripken Jr wins the Vezina out of nowhere Another potentially huge free agent market. Hockles fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jul 12, 2014 |
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Jul 12, 2014 04:14
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gently caress also Steidl is a girl 
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Aurora posted:gently caress Of course she is, thats what I said. 
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I hope Edmonton hires one of you to come share the pain.
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2030 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Zach Bogosian Jeff Skinner Ryan Johansen Adam Larsson Magnus Paajarvi Gabriel Bourque Brendan Gallagher Chris Kreider Vladimir Tarasenko Alex Chiasson Charlie Coyle Beau Bennett Stefan Elliot JT Miller Jacob Josefson Mark Scheifele Simon Despres Brandon Pirri Tyler Toffoli Mikael Granlund Morgan Reilly Linden Vey Corban Knight Max Reinhart Ty Rattie Jarred Tinordi Seth Griffith Adam Lowry Hampus Lindholm Darren Dietz Jerome Gauthier-Leduc Scott Harrington Xavier Ouelett Curtis Lazar Rasmus Ristolainen Mason Geertsen Martin Frk Andrey Makarov John Gibson Tyler Bunz Eetu Laurikainen Transaction News BOS -- re-signed B. Skill to a $11.9mil/1yr contract. BUF -- re-signed Hockles to a $13.8mil/1yr contract. CGY -- re-signed F. Vando to a $12.3mil/1yr contract. COL -- re-signed S. McStabson to a $12.9mil/1yr contract. COL -- re-signed He Hate Me to a $11.6mil/1yr contract. DAL -- re-signed A. Guibeau to a $12.6mil/1yr contract DAL -- re-signed A. Steidl to a $38mil/3yr contract. FLA -- re-signed A. Kilza to a $13mil/1yr contract. MTL -- re-signed R. Fantastic to a $11.9mil/1yr contract. NJD -- re-signed J. O'Rourke to a $13mil/1yr contract. PHX -- re-signed E. Rutkowski to a $11.8mil/1yr contract. PHX -- re-signed M. White to a $12mil/1yr contract. PIT -- re-signed H. Wang to a $8.2mil/1yr contract. PIT -- re-signed B. Borkason to a $12.5mil/1yr contract. SJS -- re-signed T. McFlurry to a $12.1mil/1yr contract. TOR -- re-signed B. Buckaroo to a $12.4mil/1yr contract. WSH -- re-signed A. Jones to a $11.4mil/1yr contract. CGY -- signed A. Luzhin to a $26.9mil/2yr contract. Top 10 Forward Salaries
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2030-31 Opening Night Info ANA -- F. Cow (90 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender BOS -- B. Skill (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain BUF -- Hockles (98 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (94 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain BUF -- Potatoes (93 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing CGY -- A. Luzhin (98 OVR) -- Starting Center -- CGY -- F. Vando (96 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain CGY -- G. Stahl (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Captain CAR -- S. Athanatos (93 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CHI -- O. Hat (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain COL -- S. McStabson (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- I. Chiggers (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- He Hate Me (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain COL -- D. Paynuss (93 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CBJ -- E. Windros (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain CBJ -- B. Urlacher (92 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain DAL -- A. Guibeau (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain DAL -- A. Steidl (97 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain EDM -- Spamtron (97 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain FLA -- A. Kilza (97 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain FLA -- T. Guyclint (93 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing LAK -- A. Banks (95 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain LAK -- R. Hextall Jr (88 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender MIN -- H. Roboy (95 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain MIN -- P.P. Poutine (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain MTL -- R. Fantastic (92 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain NSH -- D. Bergkamp (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender NJD -- C. Conway (95 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain NJD -- J. O'Rourke (96 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain NJD -- T. Vittunen (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing PHX -- E. Rutkowski (95 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing -- Asst Captain PHX -- M. White (95 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Captain PHX -- C. Ripken Jr (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender PIT -- H. Wang (88 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain PIT -- B. Borkason (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain PIT -- B. McLargeHuge (92 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender SJS -- T. McFlurry (96 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain STL -- S. Smashnikov (96 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain TBL -- H. Satonaka (95 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain TBL -- Q. Pepperdick (96 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender TOR -- B. Buckaroo (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain TOR -- sba (93 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain TOR -- M. van der Veen (97 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- F. Bar (96 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain VAN -- C. Buttworth (92 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center WSH -- A. Jones (94 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain WSH -- R. Dangler (95 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain WSH -- B. Lundgren (97 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain WPG -- L. Lazaruk (90 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain WPG -- T. Palin (95 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender Comments  ANOTHER TRANSACTION HAPPENED Florida couldn't afford Luzhin any longer More 1 year contracts, which is getting annoying to keep track of each year People are starting to slowly regress in skill Kilza gains Luzhin's A Smashnikov gets an A
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Hockles posted:
@SneezyPeens 3secs ago Anyone seen my left leg pad? I seem to have misplaced it. #GettingOld #DinnerAt4PM
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Jul 12, 2014 14:16
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FINALLY THE CUP HAS COME BACK TO BUFFALO And I got to lift it first this time 
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Bradf0rd posted:It's likely Potatoes dropped the cup upon the handoff from Hockles. Hard to hold it with bruised and swollen hands.
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December 2030 Update Notable Stats Banks leads the league in Points; Hockles & White are 3rd; sba is 5th Banks, Buckaroo, & Vando lead the league in Goals; Satonaka & sba are 4th; Buttworth is 7th White is 3rd in Assists; Hockles is 5th; Lundren is 2nd among Defensemen in Points; Hat is 6th Banks leads the league in +/-; Urlacher is 2nd in PIM; O'Rourke is 3rd; Potatoes is 4th; Borkiwicz is 6th Smashnikov leads the league in Hits; Potatoes is 4th; sba is 6th Palin is 2nd in GAA; Pepperdick is 3rd; Bergkamp is 5th; van der Veen is 8th Palin leads the league in SV%; Pepperdick is 3rd; Bergkamp is 5th; van der Veen is 7th Ripken Jr leads the league in Wins; Athanatos, Hextall Jr, & Pepperdick are 3rd; van der Veen is 6th Transaction News None Injury Report None Comments Dudes are getting old, production is going down http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Hockles posted:2030 Offseason News God damnit. Why haven't I left Florida left? Hockles posted:CGY -- signed A. Luzhin to a $26.9mil/2yr contract. And Stickarts is gone? Double god damnit. Hockles posted:Comments At least I got that. 
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Kilza posted:God damnit. Why haven't I left Florida left? I'm on pace to have my worst pro season ever. Not impressed.
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Stickarts posted:I'm on pace to have my worst pro season ever. Not impressed. Because you're now on the dream team that is going to win some Old Man Cups and we share that poo poo around 
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Oh hi, I haven't forgotten about this again. This past week I have been between residences, and I plan on finishing this thing up before Monday.
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All-Star Break 2031 Update All-Stars West -- Adam Banks (Starting Left Wing) West -- Fernando Vando (Starting Center) West -- Alex Guibeau (Starting Right Wing) West -- Moses White (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- Hocket Roboy (2nd Line Center) West -- Theo McFlurry (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- Chap Buttworth (3rd Line Center) West -- Les Lazaruk (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Cal Ripken Jr (Starting Goaltender) East -- Ewic Windros (Starting Left Wing) East -- Hockles (Starting Center) East -- Buggy Skill (Starting Right Wing) East -- Alex Jones (2nd Line Left Wing) East -- Charlie Conway (2nd Line Center) East -- Badabing Buckaroo (2nd Line Right Wing) East -- Halu Satonaka (3rd Line Center) East -- Ricky Fantastic (4th Line Center) East -- Bjorn Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing) East -- That Guyclint (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Martijn van der Veen (Starting Goaltender) East -- Quincey Pepperdick (Backup Goaltender) Notable Stats Banks leads the league in Points; Jones is 2nd; Dangler & White are 4th; Satonaka is 7th Banks leads the league in Goals; Buckaroo is 2nd; Satonaka is 3rd; Vando is 4th; Kilza is 8th Jones leads the league in Assists; Banks is 5th; White is 7th Lundren leads the league in Points by a D-Man Banks leads the league in +/-; Buttworth is 4th; Lundgren is 5th Potatoes is 2nd in PIM; Urlacher is 3rd; O'Rourke is 5th; Borkiwicz is 6th Smashnikov is 4th in Hits; Potatoes is 7th Pepperdick leads the league in GAA; van der Veen is 2nd; Bergkamp is 4th; Ripken Jr is 7th van der Veen leads the league in SV%; Pepperdick is 2nd; Bergkamp is 3rd Ripken Jr leads the league in Wins; van der Veen is 2nd; Pepperdick is 3rd; Hextall Jr is 5th Transaction News None Injury Report CGY -- A. Luzhin is out with an Injured Foot. Expected return is 2/3/31 MIN -- P. Poutine is out with an Injured Foot. Expected return is 1/27/31 Comments Lazaruk gets another ASG nod Putine's injury keeps him out of the ASG lol BOS & MTL  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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@halusato9 For our east friends, @SneezyPeens will show us how to properly serve sake as he sits on the bench. I taught him well.
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2031 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 West 2 0 2 - 4 East 0 2 1 - 3 West East 4 Goals 3 38 Total Shots 24 13 Hits 15 20:54 Time On Attack 18:40 39 Faceoffs 40 7 PIM 13 1/4 Powerplays 0/1 1st Period 3:39 -- (West) A. Banks (F. Vando, C. Buttworth) 7:14 -- (West) A. Guibeau (F. Vando, A. Banks) 2nd Period 2:39 -- (East) R. Fantastic (H. Sataonaka, B. Buckaroo) 7:51 -- (East) M. Barzal (R. Fantastic, G. Polacek) 3rd Period 4:10 -- (East) B. Skill (R. McKeown, B. Buckaroo) 5:07 -- (West) T. McFlurry (H. Roboy, R. Maheux) 8:32 -- (West) C. Buttworth (R. Maheux, H. Shinkaruk) Penalty Summary 1st Period 2:24 -- (East) B. Byers -- Tripping (Minor) 10:14 - (East) C. Conway -- High Sticking (Minor) 11:14 - (East) Hockles -- Roughing (Minor) 2nd Period 0:38 -- (West) C. Buttworth -- Hooking (Minor) 5:02 -- (West) L. Lazaruk -- Fighting (Major) 5:02 -- (East) B. Buckaroo -- Fighting (Major) 3rd Period 2:42 -- (East) C. Conway -- Hooking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Ricky Fantastic (1 goal, 1 assist, +1) 2) (West) Chap Buttworth (1 goal, 1 assist) 3) (East) Badabing Buckaroo (2 assists, +2)  
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I am going to skip the December and Trade Deadline updates from now on. Interest is waning a bit, and I want to get this over with. ASG Break ASG End of Season Playoffs Offseason
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Hockles posted:2031 All-Star Game @chap_butt29 I might be gettin old but #ASG never changes
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End of 2030-31 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Banks lead the league in Points; Satonaka is 2nd; Dangler is 3rd; Guibeau is 4th; Jones is 5th; Conway is 8th Banks lead the league in Goals; Buckaroo & Satonaka are 2nd; Guibeau is 4th; Vando is 5th; Borkason is 7th Dangler finished 2nd in Assists; Banks & Jones are 3rd; White is 6th Lundgren lead the league in Points by a D-Man; Banks lead the league in +/-; Lundgren is 3rd; Jones is 4th; Dangler is 6th Potatoes & O'Rourke are 2nd in PIM; Urlacher is 4th; Borkiwicz is 7th Smashnikov finished 5th i Hits; Potatoes is 7th Pepperdick finished 2nd in GAA; van der Veen is 3rd; Bergkamp is 4th; Ripken Jr is 5th Pepperdick lead the league in SV%; van der Veen is 3rd; Bergkamp is 4th; Athanatos is 7th van der Veen lead the league in Wins; Ripken Jr is 2nd; Pepperdick is 3rd; Athanatos is 4th; Hextall Jr is 5th Transaction News None Injury Report FLA -- A. Kilza is out with a Broken Foot. Expected return is 5/1/31 NSH -- D. Bergkamp is out with a Torn Groin. Expected return is 5/3/31 Comments Predictions: Banks wins skater stuff, Lundgren wins Norris, Pepperdick wins goalie stuff  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jul 24, 2014 |
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San Jose can go fall into the ocean Im done with this lovely team.  Now I know how pleads felt last time you did this.
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Hockles posted:Injury Report That's my second injury this season. At what point did my body turn into glass?
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