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pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
i have it but didn't get very far sorry

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

InvisibleMonkey posted:

not bad for a rush-job, as long as I keep the shades on, no one will know the extent of my hang over :q:



You're awesome and I'm very glad you started posting here.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

we bought an entire side of salmon for £13
it has been portioned and frozen to see us through the winter
we shall live like bears

InvisibleMonkey posted:

not bad for a rush-job, as long as I keep the shades on, no one will know the extent of my hang over :q:


how to look so cool????

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
gettin tired of all this rain

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Avshalom posted:

every post i make takes food out of the mouth of a palestinian child

You monster

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

InvisibleMonkey posted:

not bad for a rush-job, as long as I keep the shades on, no one will know the extent of my hang over :q:



Walked into the salon and asked for the Macklemore

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Good afternoon friends. I got very inebriated last night.

Its 3.30 and I still feel like I'm made of heavy wooden blocks and pin joints. I don't even really know what that means but I'm going to leave it. My stupid friend is starting FB fights about the 12th and now is offended at me for telling her to stop baiting people.

Should I have a gin to recover? I think so.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Light-Bearer posted:

i killed a turkey today. it was about five months old. it had gotten some warped leg deformity that made its leg backwards and could only pathetically drag itself around the pen and was covered in brown poo poo since it i assume said gently caress it i have no hope for the future just leave this poo poo on me and never groomed himself

i broke his neck and fed his body to the pigs and now im reflecting on how loving pointless his short life was. he never knew his mother and was hatched in a factory before being put in a box and mailed to my farm. then he wandered around various pens for a few months, becoming increasingly crippled which encouraged the others, the only members of his species he had ever known and the closest thing he could call family, to bully, peck, and walk on him all day. he was runty and stunted and spent most of his time in the corner where it was harder for the others to harass him, his hed drooped close to the ground, staring at nothing. he suffered for weeks with no expectation of happiness or pleasure; then his owner broke his neck while he screamed in terror and existential fright. his corpse was torn to pieces by beasts

his existence was pointless, and was never anything but suffering, loneliness, and abuse.

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Shannonmcn posted:

Good afternoon friends. I got very inebriated last night.

Its 3.30 and I still feel like I'm made of heavy wooden blocks and pin joints. I don't even really know what that means but I'm going to leave it. My stupid friend is starting FB fights about the 12th and now is offended at me for telling her to stop baiting people.

Should I have a gin to recover? I think so.

Perhaps you need therapy

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Nah I'm alright thanks.

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
buncha booze witches in here

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Shannonmcn posted:

Nah I'm alright thanks.

You seem to be addicted to alcohol as a copting mechanism.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Twistys Rapture posted:

You seem to be addicted to alcohol as a copting mechanism.

are you familiar with ireland

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

pixelbaron posted:

buncha booze witches in here
and proud of it

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Jokes on you I'm not coping at all

Saint Twisty
Mar 12, 2012

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.

Shannonmcn posted:

Jokes on you I'm not coping at all

What's wrong

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
Twisty I don;t believe we've ever spoken, Hi I'm ladyboy pancake.

edit: :).

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I've run out of diet coke

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
gurl u dont need diet coke ur butiful i lvoe you just as you are u look so pretty without makeup

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Marry me swimspider

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Shannonmcn posted:

Marry me swimspider

kay

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
i think i post better when im half asleep.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

catdynamite posted:

i'm all horned up :sax:

hi

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


how your weekend going twisty

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

please dont post pics of me and my gf

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

Woo morning donut !

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

unlimited shrimp posted:

please dont post pics of me and my gf

Tryna figure out who is who. You make a lovely couple!

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I'm the stately Republican and she's the black bitch I'm ruining my re-election chances with.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
*insert men are dogs that is why I was confused joke here*

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
aint nothing but a hound dog

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

:eyepop:

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

stop that this instant

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

vaguely posted:

stop that this instant

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Last night I had a dream I got all flirty with some strange ultra-introvert girl I used to have a crush on but I haven't seen in years. She gave me her panties for some reason, then we went to watch the second half of a documentary. Then I tried to buy Lucky Strike cigarettes before going to school, but they only had a knock-off brand. I was afraid to smoke them at school because my dad Biggie Smalls was the principal. They were soggy and chewy.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
The panties?

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

The ones her mom laid out for her, of course.

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