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Biodome: Nov 21, 2006; Gerry

You pay to get hosed by mike Tyson.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 16:14

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a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

indefensible.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 00:05

O__O: Jan 26, 2011; by Cowcaster

JethroMcB posted:

Nooooo, thread, don't kid yourselves. Jonathan pretty much admitted to committing a rape, and it wasn't funny or entertaining in the least. "She never responded to my MySpace request!" Well, based on the story you just told? Yeah! No poo poo.

That said, you will compartmentalize and accept things about a person if you enjoy their work or their personality. You'll gleefully lambaste a public figure that you have no connection to for their behavior, but you'll overlook another's if it's convenient. For example, my grandfather was one of my greatest influences in life, and he thought Woody Allen's comedy was beyond compare. He introduced me to Allen's work during a formative period in my adolescence and, as a result, "Love and Death," "Bananas," "Take the Money and Run," "Sleeper," they're among my favorite films of all time. I know the jokes by heart. These days I just swallow hard and ignore the drama of Woody's personal life (and the pedophilia jokes in the films themselves) because those movies mean something to me. I want to recognize their merits and the memory of my grandfather sharing something with me more than I want to recognize the fact that Woody Allen is a goddamn creep who hosed his adopted daughter and is now handsy as poo poo with the pubescent girls who live with him and call him Dad.

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency." A Horse Named Mandy, there is almost certainly a celebrity that your girlfriend loves who is/was a loving monster. Hell, just turn on "Thriller." See if her immediate reaction is anything besides "Michael Jackson was a child rapist."

It pisses me off that weirdos like you enjoy the same thing that I do. You're a loving embarrassment.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 03:12

Depths: Apr 15, 2009; SENPAI

That post really is something

# ? Jul 12, 2014 03:20

CaptainJuan: Oct 15, 2008; Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

Anybody need a ticket for tonight? $20, thats 33.333% off

# ? Jul 12, 2014 22:24

Rusty Rickshaw: Apr 30, 2008

Worst dad... Or best dad?

# ? Jul 12, 2014 22:28

Asnorban: Jun 13, 2003; Professor Gavelsmoke

O__O posted:

It pisses me off that weirdos like you enjoy the same thing that I do. You're a loving embarrassment.

Because he said "sometimes people like things made by lovely people"?

This thread is the worst.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 22:53

a Loving Dog: May 12, 2001; more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Asnorban posted:

Because he said "sometimes people like things made by lovely people"?

This thread is the worst.

Dddddduuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr

# ? Jul 12, 2014 22:57

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

Asnorban posted:

Because he said "sometimes people like things made by lovely people"?

This thread is the worst.

Uh, because it's dumb to compare this to Woody Allen and Michael Jackson because those are fairly convincing, proven things, where this is a guy making an offhand comment in his comedy podcast from 350 episodes ago that's being interpreted to mean that he definitely raped a girl, the damning proof being his comment that she never added him back on Myspace. It's almost like people are showing up in this thread and trying to take down something that people like because it gives them a feeling of superiority, not some batman-like need to see justice done

# ? Jul 12, 2014 23:33

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

I'm losing my poo poo over here. This podcast is problematic. The problems are mounting. I hope that soon uuh yeah dude is removed from the air. I hope that no more myspace people are raped. This is my solemn prayer. Amen.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 23:42

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

yeah so just popping in to tell you guys about what my girlfriend said after we watched the uhh yeah dudes live in Portland it was crazy my girlfriend who is totally hot and I love her but not for her looks I mean the looks help but I respect her intellegence and her sense of humor and I would never objectify her at all well anyway we saw the show and I could tell she just wasn't into it at all she was really bothered and I realized I would probably not be "getting lucky" tonight which is my code word for making love on her anyway she was very upset and I put my arms around her in a comforting and not possessive way and I said "what's the matter honey" and she said "shut up you stupid human being I can't hear the show"

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:03

crimedog: Apr 1, 2008; Yo, dog.
You dead, dog.

Anyone need a ticket to the Chicago show? My friend can't go tonight.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:33

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Asnorban posted:

Because he said "sometimes people like things made by lovely people"?

This thread is the worst.

It's more like you can't compare a man who repeatedly raped his step-children, and a man who repeatedly raped strangers' kids, to a man who said 'hey while I was hosed up I grabbed a girl and we had sex' as if those are the same things, and it's super creepy to like, gleefully describe a dude's imagined sins to your girl on the drive home and then be all 'yea man we were really troubled by this'.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 00:37

brainsforbrains: Jul 12, 2009; I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

I normally enjoy UYD but my wife/gf can't/won't

# ? Jul 13, 2014 01:35

CaptainJuan: Oct 15, 2008; Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

brainsforbrains posted:

I normally enjoy UYD but my wife/gf can't/won't

This is not an emptyquote

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:05

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Not super-thrilled about the UYD crew being 15 minutes late (so far), my parking might run out before I get a chance to meet them :smith:

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:15

a Loving Dog: May 12, 2001; more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Lol theyre gonna be like 45 late

# ? Jul 13, 2014 02:25

CuddlyZombie: Nov 6, 2005; I wuv your brains.

Seth lost weight! Also the show owned

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:16

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

CuddlyZombie posted:

Seth lost weight! Also the show owned

Conversely, Jonathon looks like he put on some weight, confirming that Seth is an energy vampire. But the show did own. Which one of you had the shirt with the Anybody Here Murder Marty shot in the front, and the painting of Seth and Jesus hugging on the back?

# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:41

a star war betamax: Sep 17, 2011; by Lowtax; Gary’s Answer

I would love to know what Seth's actual daily diet is.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:13

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

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Clif bars and coffee

# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:20

Trabandiumium: Feb 20, 2010

cinnamon and cum

# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:40

brainsforbrains: Jul 12, 2009; I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

Watermelon and fruit flavored tic-tacs.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:42

Anachronist: Feb 13, 2009

We just know that he gets it with a bible, a shotgun, and a compass.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 06:44

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

a starwar betamax posted:

I would love to know what Seth's actual daily diet is.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:06

207-563-5532: Oct 20, 2004

equity posted:

cinnamon and cum

# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:30

mcvey: Aug 31, 2006; go caps haha

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Shadow Puppet Of posted:

<silently hands you a list on an index card>

# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:21

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Show was really problematic. Jon raped me. I went and hissed at Jon every time he made a joke. He didn't get it. Privileged gently caress.

# ? Jul 13, 2014 09:29

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

mcvey posted:

HelLlLLLllOoooO SATAAN!

<loudly throws concealed microphone at you>

# ? Jul 13, 2014 09:56

Whoolighams: Jul 24, 2007; Thanks Dom Monaghan

-show was awesome

-holy poo poo the gray hair

-no Craigshouse but the surprise return of cancelled TV show of the week and Korean students writing English letters

-mods change my name to "uberbastard" thx

# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:35

brainsforbrains: Jul 12, 2009; I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

Whoolighams posted:

-show was awesome

-holy poo poo the gray hair

-no Craigshouse but the surprise return of cancelled TV show of the week and Korean students writing English letters

-mods change my name to "uberbastard" thx

Nice, although I do love me some craigshouse. If they'd bring back This Week in Florida just like one more time I'd be happy.

also mods change my name to Boner Rage

# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:07

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Oh yeah, Seth dipped in to the bathroom during my meet-n-greet time and I got a couple bits of insider merch knowledge from Johnathan while waiting-

1. UYD prism tees are coming in the next print run, he said they did tanks this time around "because it's summer".
2. Johnathan spent the day hanging around Chicago with a friend of the show (forgot his name) who designed the logo in this video, and I guess they're working on getting it on a shirt or other piece of merch.

Also they were two of the nicest guys ever during the meet-n-greet, Seth immediately went for the hug when I got to the table and they both very politely chatted up my girlfriend when I told them it was her first show. And I didn't get a parking ticket!

C-Euro fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jul 14, 2014

# ? Jul 14, 2014 02:25

Hocus Pocus: Sep 7, 2011

C-Euro posted:

1. UYD prism tees are coming in the next print run, he said they did tanks this time around "because it's summer".

gently caress yes, that's awesome. My seatbelts t is cool and all, but the prism is dope and is more distinctly Uhh Yeah Dude.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 04:24

CuddlyZombie: Nov 6, 2005; I wuv your brains.

C-Euro posted:

Oh yeah, Seth dipped in to the bathroom during my meet-n-greet time and I got a couple bits of insider merch knowledge from Johnathan while waiting-

Oh man, I think you were like right in front of me in line, in that case. I was either first or second in line when he dipped out, haha.

Also I asked them about the old eps and they are totally still planning to get the feeds fixed, which rules. They were both super nice and it was awesome meeting them. Jah is way less intimidating that I expected him to be.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 07:46

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

CuddlyZombie posted:

Oh man, I think you were like right in front of me in line, in that case. I was either first or second in line when he dipped out, haha.

Were you behind a guy in a dark red tee with neon Nikes and an Asian girl in a blue flower dress? Because if so that was me/us, poo poo.

C-Euro fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jul 14, 2014

# ? Jul 14, 2014 12:42

Rockzilla: Feb 19, 2007; Squish!

My Sister-in-Law was at the SF show and shipped me a signed T-shirt as a belated birthday gift. So fresh, and now I'm not quite as jealous about her going to see them.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 17:40

CuddlyZombie: Nov 6, 2005; I wuv your brains.

C-Euro posted:

Were you behind a guy in a dark red tee with neon Nikes and an Asian girl in a blue flower dress? Because if so that was me/us, poo poo.

I vaguely remember an Asian girl a few spots ahead of me in line, but that's it. So, maybe?

# ? Jul 14, 2014 18:07

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Biodome posted:

You pay to get hosed by mike Tyson.

Does a clip of the story about Mike Tyson as a male prostitute exist online anywhere or can someone tell me which episode that's from?

# ? Jul 14, 2014 20:53

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Via the UYD wiki, ep #039 23:35 � Heidi Fleiss is opening a stud farm with first big stallion under contract, Mike Tyson

# ? Jul 14, 2014 20:56

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GraPar: Jun 2, 2011

Desperately hoping that Seth discusses The Death of Archie

# ? Jul 14, 2014 23:51

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