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Swan Oat posted:I believe in brand personhood. Good go get an abortion.
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Jul 13, 2014 01:26
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So, ah... I'm just going to leave this here, because god drat it I can't figure out where else to loving put it: http://io9.com/politician-explains-why-sodomy-is-causing-aids-due-to-1603846473
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Jul 13, 2014 03:33
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Swan Oat posted:my gimmick is low content shitposting. also i am sincere in it. last, it is good that hitch is dead. I just want you to know that I appreciate your posting. You make me laugh and are therefore a good person. TLM3101 posted:So, ah... I'm just going to leave this here, because god drat it I can't figure out where else to loving put it: Going by the url I'm pretty sure we can all fill in the blanks on this one. I'm also guessing that since it says "politician" instead of a name or position that they are some kind of state or municipal official. Not a governor though. Am I close?
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Jul 13, 2014 03:51
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paragon1 posted:Going by the url I'm pretty sure we can all fill in the blanks on this one. I'm also guessing that since it says "politician" instead of a name or position that they are some kind of state or municipal official. Not a governor though. Am I close? Correct! Candidate for Minnesota House of Representatives. Seriously, though, you should read that, because it's even more  than you probably think it is.
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Jul 13, 2014 03:56
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What about BJs? And oh no, what if I'm wanking and have a cut on my hand 
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Jul 13, 2014 04:01
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Basically the dude believes individual sperm are carrying around little thermite det cords and those cause aids when they don't enter an egg. It's a new one for Team Stupid, that's for sure. Edit: If this insane idea were true we'd have one hell of a way to poison enemy water supplies.
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Jul 13, 2014 04:04
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DemeaninDemon posted:Run for some county or state position. i did that and i still don't have a recognised gimmick, what gives
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Jul 13, 2014 04:08
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Tony Jowns posted:i did that and i still don't have a recognised gimmick, what gives you're welcome
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Jul 13, 2014 04:15
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Tony Jowns posted:i did that and i still don't have a recognised gimmick, what gives 
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Jul 13, 2014 04:16
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paragon1 posted:Basically the dude believes individual sperm are carrying around little thermite det cords and those cause aids when they don't enter an egg. It's a new one for Team Stupid, that's for sure. What I'm taking away from it is that all men are actually Xenomorphs.  But yeah. It's certainly an interesting hypothesis, to say the least.
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Jul 13, 2014 04:21
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paragon1 posted:Basically the dude believes individual sperm are carrying around little thermite det cords and those cause aids when they don't enter an egg. It's a new one for Team Stupid, that's for sure. Well duhhhh thats why the military was trying to develop a gay bomb! The enemy would give AIDS to themselves immediately.
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Jul 13, 2014 04:26
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uh, that's already my gimmick ???
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Jul 13, 2014 04:30
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R. Mute posted:uh, that's already my gimmick ??? the content of the posts builds your brand
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Jul 13, 2014 04:32
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McDowell posted:the content of the posts builds your brand I'm screwed
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Jul 13, 2014 04:33
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ReidRansom posted:I'm screwed I recognize you as the only name from LF circa 2007 that hasn't been banned, investigated by the Secret Service, or both. edit: unless you didn't post there, in which case boy is my face red!
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Jul 13, 2014 04:56
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StandardVC10 posted:I recognize you as the only name from LF circa 2007 that hasn't been banned, investigated by the Secret Service, or both.  So many posters gone though... rip LF *pours bourbon*
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Jul 13, 2014 04:59
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A lot of bland loyalty in this thread.
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Jul 13, 2014 05:19
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Tony Jowns posted:i did that and i still don't have a recognised gimmick, what gives posting in auspol is a gimmick imo
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Jul 13, 2014 06:23
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i think my gimmick might be being a bad poster
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Jul 13, 2014 06:25
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Hey I'm looking in this thread for the first time. How is your Saturday night going??
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Jul 13, 2014 06:31
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it's going good i was hanging out with some friends and drinking beer and now i am at home. how is yours going misandrist duck? also: paragon1 posted:I just want you to know that I appreciate your posting. You make me laugh and are therefore a good person.  thanks buddy
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Jul 13, 2014 06:33
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Pretty alright. I took a CPR course today, so now I'm certified to give people tracheotomies with a pen.
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Jul 13, 2014 06:33
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bad rear end I got recertified this year by CPR Seattle, expensive but worth it. The guy who taught the class teaches anatomy at UW. woke wedding drone fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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Jul 13, 2014 06:37
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paragon1 posted:I just want you to know that I appreciate your posting. You make me laugh and are therefore a good person.
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Jul 13, 2014 06:37
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Remember to carry a bottle of booze to disinfect the pen with and also to steady your nerves.
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Jul 13, 2014 06:38
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i dated a girl who had a gnarly neck scar from a tracheotomy. it was kinda cool actually.
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Jul 13, 2014 06:41
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Is FivethirtyEight good now? I remember when the site launched and a lot of people said it had a lot of problems. Have they fixed those or does it still suck? I really only read fivethirtyeight for the electoral projections and I can get my sports analysis elsewhere.
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Jul 13, 2014 06:42
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I am okay. I had to work late tonight so now I am just sitting here. You folks with CPR training are good people, thank you for everything you do. I dated a nurse-in-training once and had to be their play-thing for training 
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Jul 13, 2014 06:51
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DnD, should I try to make a living as a freelance illustrator, or get a masters in marketing and go into advertising? Please note that I'm in Australia, where masters degrees aren't as commonplace as in America and having one is a genuine point in your favour rather than just a baseline qualification. Evaluate the pros and cons of becoming a professional advertising agent versus a freelance artist and report back to me with your findings. Thank you.
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Jul 13, 2014 06:54
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Also I'm tossing up whether to order pizza tonight - but that's a choice that I have to make myself.
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Jul 13, 2014 06:55
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Avshalom posted:DnD, should I try to make a living as a freelance illustrator, or get a masters in marketing and go into advertising? Please note that I'm in Australia, where masters degrees aren't as commonplace as in America and having one is a genuine point in your favour rather than just a baseline qualification. Evaluate the pros and cons of becoming a professional advertising agent versus a freelance artist and report back to me with your findings. Thank you. Can you draw worth a poo poo?
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Jul 13, 2014 07:06
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Avshalom posted:Also I'm tossing up whether to order pizza tonight - but that's a choice that I have to make myself. I am having mac & cheese myself. Cheap Velveeta crap, but it tastes good.
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Jul 13, 2014 07:07
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SedanChair posted:Can you draw worth a poo poo?
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Jul 13, 2014 07:15
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can you update the thread about whether you ordered pizza and if so what are the toppings? it's 1:30 am and all the pizza places in my city are closed. gently caress.
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Jul 13, 2014 07:28
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Avshalom posted:No. Otherwise you can write copy or proof things. All design/advertising jobs pretty much pay poo poo or mediocre unless you get drafted into the NBA of design poo poo, in which case you get low upper-income pay. There are probably hundreds of JWT and Ogilvy "partners" scattered across the planet who make about $60K or something similar. I know several. HTH
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Jul 13, 2014 07:29
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Thank you for the advice! I graduate in six months and will keep you updated on my progress, and I'll be ordering pizza in ~30 minutes so I'll update you on that as well.
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Jul 13, 2014 07:35
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Get the masters and go into advertising so you can get high quality prostitutes and drugs, then post about it.
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Jul 13, 2014 07:48
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Swan Oat posted:can you update the thread about whether you ordered pizza and if so what are the toppings? My emergency go to is to find a 24 hour convenience place selling lovely frozen pizzas. CVS is usually good for that.
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I'm going to guess whatever mod gave me this avatar reads this thread, and I would just like to say: you are officially a good person. edit: goddammit I can't even look at my own posts without laughing at Perry's stupid face now
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