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I hope g0t_hats doesn't stop posting because this is hilarious. For a thread about griefing you guys sure are easily annoyed.
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I don't really mind him, I just don't get that video. The people in it are putting in some sick burns and the mygot people are responding by adding text to the video later saying "I make so much money, this guy is a loser." You can't really grief someone if they have to watch your video on youtube later to get griefed.
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Jul 13, 2014 14:50
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Cojawfee posted:I don't really mind him, I just don't get that video. The people in it are putting in some sick burns and the mygot people are responding by adding text to the video later saying "I make so much money, this guy is a loser." You can't really grief someone if they have to watch your video on youtube later to get griefed. I wasn't talking about you specifically, but you're right. His videos are generally pretty bad, though some are great.
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Jul 13, 2014 14:56
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This isn't any griefing I did, but I think it's pretty hilarious. I used to be a mod on a Tekkit Lite server, and it was part of one of those server lists that rank servers by user votes. The guys ranked immediately below us got butthurt over something or other and DDoSed us pretty hard. While we were down, a group of people calling themselves Team Lixo used a loophole to login to a bunch of servers and give themselves admin powers, which they used to smash up anything they could find. One of the servers they hit was the one that was DDoSing us. We found out later they tried to hit ours but couldn't because we were down. 
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Jul 13, 2014 15:01
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Eruonen posted:I hope g0t_hats doesn't stop posting because this is hilarious. For a thread about griefing you guys sure are easily annoyed. Heh, well actually, it is g0t_hats who is now owned, because he has been put on, THE IGNORE LIST 
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Jul 13, 2014 15:10
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Control Volume posted:Heh, well actually, it is g0t_hats who is now owned, because he has been put on, THE IGNORE LIST I don't really want a brony to read my posts so I'm cool with that. :^) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzxTVY5NjZQ
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Jul 13, 2014 15:25
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using the ignore list is some serious childish poo poo and not cool or chill at all
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:using the ignore list is some serious childish poo poo and not cool or chill at all seriously
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Jul 13, 2014 17:26
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You guys fail to understand that griefing is about getting reactions and ruining the fun of others. Stop whining.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:using the ignore list is some serious childish poo poo and not cool or chill at all Uh, I just want to read about these griefs, and not all these haters not posting griefs and content, to which I say, "Good grief!" haha
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Jul 13, 2014 18:34
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dogstile posted:CCP are the best MMO developers hands down. I spent a lot of my time in eve (when I gave it a go) doing the "send me money and I will multiply it by 10" scam. The way it works is that when you start off doing it, you actually hand out a few million worth of ISK to get people excited and vouching for you. The real money comes when someone sends you a hundred million isk or something ridiculous and you send nothing back. Then when they complain in chat they get shouted down by people you've actually sent money too That was exactly the method I used to keep my wallet padded in Dust, only I limited it to doubling the ISK I was sent. Always, always pay the little guys. They offer a lot in the way of cheap advertising and the big, dumb, greedy folk will hear the commotion and come running. The little people are also extremely happy with your service, and love you to death. They go about their business thinking they got an amazing deal, never realizing they were just a cheap trick in a much bigger ploy. [edit]: I forgot someone got a lovely audio recording of one dude flipping out from getting TKed. Sammus fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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g0t_hats posted:You guys fail to understand that griefing is about getting reactions and ruining the fun of others. Stop whining. The thing is you're boring because your griefs aren't clever or interesting so shut up.
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Jul 13, 2014 18:47
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Trainmonk posted:The thing is you're boring because your griefs aren't clever or interesting so shut up. According to the ? button thing you have never posted any funny content in this thread, so why not take your own advice? Anyway, here's one that I always thought was pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K8OJtVTUbo
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Jul 13, 2014 19:00
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How the gently caress do people care about internet things so much, relax.
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The Daltony posted:According to the ? button thing you have never posted any funny content in this thread, so why not take your own advice? Hah, Car Crashes? Real loving funny and Original. Not. They happen constantly in real life. Why don't you think something new up, Idiot. Real loving Clever. FYAD is leaking boys, we got any mods in the thread? 
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Jul 13, 2014 19:06
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Trainmonk posted:I celebrate griefing in all of its forms. Trainmonk posted:The thing is you're boring because your griefs aren't clever or interesting so shut up. Hahahahaha thanks buddy. The Daltony posted:Anyway, here's one that I always thought was pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K8OJtVTUbo Most of the old GoronCity videos are hilarious.
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Control Volume posted:Uh, I just want to read about these griefs, and not all these haters not posting griefs and content, to which I say, "Good grief!" haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXQMZHy-m5c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3-gTo53eHU "You is too nice, muthafucka.  "
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g0t_hats posted:Most of the old GoronCity videos are hilarious. I discovered those videos when I was like 15, now I'm 20 and I still think they're great. I gotta say that I'm pretty surprised that myg0t is still around, I thought your group died like 10 years ago.
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The Daltony posted:I discovered those videos when I was like 15, now I'm 20 and I still think they're great. For the most part it did, just me and a few others still kicking.
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Jul 13, 2014 19:16
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I am gay but I'm not gay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Ge--ydmuE
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wuat posted:Hah, Car Crashes? Real loving funny and Original. Not. They happen constantly in real life. Why don't you think something new up, Idiot. Real loving Clever. FYAD is leaking boys, we got any mods in the thread? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=783uN6xiHKg
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Jul 13, 2014 19:35
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This is pretty great, the combination of the kid's echo and the Jewish guy walking by after he collapses on the ground screaming ADMIN ABUSE just saying "That's not cool, dude" is hilarious
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To contribute content: This is just a text story, because the game I was playing(Blockland) uses OpenGL and so Shadow Play doesn't loving work and I can't be assed to set up other recording stuff before I play anything.  So anyway, I bought this game called Blockland on the Steam sale and decided to try it out. It's got a bunch of user-made special maps that hearken back to the days of CS 1.6 with the Warcraft mods and what have you. It's like a more FPS-oriented, Lego-themed Garry's Mod. I was cruising around trying out the various 'mini-games' as the game calls them, getting increasingly bored when I see one labeled 'City RPG'. Huh, that could be interesting. It wasn't. The drat thing is an anti-game, a cross between Minecraft servers where you have to 'buy' plots and some grindy unfun bullshit. As I was exploring the 'city' other players had built, I noticed something interesting. There was a strange pad on someone's roof that would launch you safely all the way across the map. This person's roof also overlooked the jail area, where players who had drugs or were killing innocent players were incarcerated by cops with golden batons, forced to mine or chop down trees or sit around with their thumbs up their asses. It's important now that I mention that the whole Jail area was on an island offshoot of the main city, think Manhattan Island, if it had only one bridge leading into it. A plan began to form in my mind. So what I did was I went and bought a sniper rifle, I set myself up on top of that roof and started sniping down jailed players. The chat didn't really light up with more than a few 'wtf?'s, but my wanted level started going up rapidly with every kill, and once the cops across the way realized where I was and my wanted level, they wanted a lot of that juicy, juicy cash they'd get for jailing me. So across the bridge they began to storm, in various cars, all driving in straight lines. Bang, bang, bang, for a good twenty minutes I kept it up, shooting them down one after the other, chat growing intensely more agitated, telling me to turn myself in, etc. Finally one slips through, bailing out of his car just as he would've gotten shot and ducking behind a building. He manages to climb up to the roof and comes running after me with that stupid gold baton. I whip my aim down and click the jump pad, flying through the air to a chorus of "OMG!!!" 'Kobold ebooks is hacking!!?!?' `wtf hes admin???`, landing safely at the map's spawn point, far, far away from my pursuers. [You have been banned for 30 hours: Avoiding jailing.] Turns out the guy that was so close to whacking me was an admin.
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bathroomrage posted:[You have been banned for 30 hours: Avoiding jailing.] Turns out the guy that was so close to whacking me was an admin. I love this part. God forbid anything interesting happen; when someone manages to escape your low effort chase, just use admin powers to get what you want.
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carry on then posted:I love this part. God forbid anything interesting happen; when someone manages to escape your low effort chase, just use admin powers to get what you want. Welcome to
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These text stories are actually my favorite posts, they're usually really funny. Griefing videos are more hit and miss, most of them are just a child screaming into a microphone or the funny part is buried somewhere in a 10 minute video of mostly unfunny and boring poo poo. The exceptional videos are always short or are basically highlight reels, like the team rhoomba tf2 video, but those are few and far between E: Imagine a Ventrilo harassment video that had no editing at all and was mostly dead time for finding a channel, rejoining after getting kicked, etc. That's what many of the videos in this thread are like. QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jul 14, 2014 |
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QuarkJets posted:These text stories are actually my favorite posts, they're usually really funny. Griefing videos are more hit and miss, most of them are just a child screaming into a microphone or the funny part is buried somewhere in a 10 minute video of mostly unfunny and boring poo poo. The exceptional videos are always short or are basically highlight reels, like the team rhoomba tf2 video, but those are few and far between Yeah seconding this, I'm really appreciating these text stories way more.
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Anyone care if I repost some old (really good) stories from the SS13 thread? Some of them are absolute gold
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Magres posted:Anyone care if I repost some old (really good) stories from the SS13 thread? Some of them are absolute gold Do it, although at this point we've heard doom peel and demon bartender 10 times over.
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dogstile posted:Do it, although at this point we've heard doom peel and demon bartender 10 times over. I've read them 20 times over and they still make me laugh, but those two are not the story I had in mind. I had Murderous George, Monkey Savior of the Station, in mind. Angry Diplomat posted:When I handed the auth disk to a random helpful monkey, I was thinking, "oh poo poo, nobody will expect a monkey to have the disk. This is the best idea ever!" I could never have known how incredibly, fatefully right I was. Daeren posted:For those who weren't in the round, Angry was the captain and gave the disk to the monkey. I and a bunch of other guys, meanwhile, were syndicates, and for a bunch of people really rusty at the role with only a loose plan, we were actually terrifyingly efficient. We bombed telescience, the armory, genetics, the captain's quarters, and chemistry all in about the same span of time and descended on the station like locusts, running to each other's rescue and murdering/spacing at least half a dozen people who came to the brig to stop us, including the captain. However, we noticed the captain didn't have the disk, so we went on a giant manhunt for it before we put two and two together from radio announcements, realizing a monkey was running around with it. When I found it, well...this is a pretty accurate summation. Angry Diplomat posted:Also don't forget that the monkey paused near the end of the round, pulled out a piece of paper, labeled it I WON'T LET YOU DOWN CAPTAIN, dropped it and pointed at it so that the ghosts could see his message. The greatest monkey Angry Diplomat posted:I believe a Syndicate agent was trying to stun the monkey with it while he hid under tables in the bar. He succeeded only in arming the monkey further. Throwing the nuke disc on the monkey is a bit of a grief in and of itself because it makes the thing a huge pain to find and the Syndicate agents have to find it and escape with it in the round. Everything that followed is just magical
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Magres posted:I've read them 20 times over and they still make me laugh, but those two are not the story I had in mind. I had Murderous George, Monkey Savior of the Station, in mind. Are monkeys player controlled or just AI controlled?
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Space Station 13 is basically the game where both the griefer and the griefed have equal amounts of fun in most cases.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Are monkeys player controlled or just AI controlled? Both. There's actually also a player role called the AI  People can become monkeys through SPACE SCIENCE but there are also NPC monkeys. If you guys like good text stories, bookmark the SS13 thread. It takes some getting used to because the game is mildly jargon-y, but a lot of funny text stories and screenshots get posted.
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Not really sure if this counts as a grief or what, but here's a psudeo-scam I used to run Back when I was young and poor and couldn't afford WoW I played a lot of free text MUDs, the real "Type north to move and make sure your attacks are on macros" type of MUDs. They are magical games because the lack of a GUI allows for a lot of freedom, but also can be a complete clusterfuck due to relying on esoteric commands and jargon to interact with the world. One of the ones I was trying (the name escapes me) frontloaded newbies with a lot of free starter gear like potions and weapons, things that were consumable and became a cash sink after you leveled up to a certain point and the unlimited free health potion stopped working. As a result newbies were actually pretty well loaded compared to their immediate leveling superiors because they could stockpile all of their gold if they didn't blow it on useless crafting or cosmetic poo poo. Combine that with a newbie's difficulty understanding the interface and you have a recipe for disaster, which is why they couldn't be player-killed. They could, however, give over their gold voluntarily. I was playing as an illusionist-type character, and as part of my development I gained the ability to put on illusions in the form of plays and minor stuff out in the world. I wasn't very high level, barely out of newbie-town myself, but I at least did that. So what I would do is wander around the wilderness outside newbie-town until I found someone punching rats. Then I would call up illusions to make it look like a big hulking beast had randomly walked into the area, at which point I would pretend to "freeze" it in place and essentially hold the newbie ransom. Either he gave me an amount of money, or I would release the beast and have him kill the newbie, setting him back in XP and money. After all, I had to replace the reagents for the spell I used to save his life, it's only fair. Most of the time they would agree, fork over some gold, at which point I would "kill" the monster with a flashy bolt of lightning. The best part is that everyone left happy. He leaves thinking I saved his life and I get more money for nothing. Very rarely I would get someone who actually knew how to examine the area or just had the idea to leave the zone, but they were pretty rare and far between.
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SS13 reposts? Sure! For context, there's several independent SS13 servers. The one in this story has whitelist of players who can play as cat furries. Yeah. There's apparently an application form involved. Dr. Cogwerks posted:Welp, I got myself permabanned from another strict-RP server.
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Did they ever get very far with the standalone version? I couldn't stand playing the BYOND version because it runs like poo poo.
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Cojawfee posted:Did they ever get very far with the standalone version? I couldn't stand playing the BYOND version because it runs like poo poo. To be honest, the Goon server sadly runs like a special kind of poo poo for whatever reasons. Just go to other servers if you wanna be dumb and mess with people.
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QuarkJets posted:These text stories are actually my favorite posts, they're usually really funny. Griefing videos are more hit and miss, most of them are just a child screaming into a microphone or the funny part is buried somewhere in a 10 minute video of mostly unfunny and boring poo poo. The exceptional videos are always short or are basically highlight reels, like the team rhoomba tf2 video, but those are few and far between Team Roomba videos are all staged dude lol. Why do you think they only made like two? People found out and hosed them up.
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g0t_hats posted:Team Roomba videos are all staged dude lol. Why do you think they only made like two? People found out and hosed them up. Wow, the grief life is tough
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^^Nobody gives a poo poo, stop griefing yourself.^^Magres posted:Welcome to You mean GMod/Blockland-style non-game servers. Minecraft servers tend to be pretty chill in my experience. v  vCoolguye posted:Space Station 13 is basically the game where both the griefer and the griefed have equal amounts of fun in most cases. And this is the best description I've heard of SS13.
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