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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

im pooping! posted:

You're god drat right:

:goatse:



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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento posted:

The funny thing is, we're all so inured to goatse by now that no one's going to report him.

It'd be a crime if that post had action taken against it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
My boss saw me looking at goatse at work so he gave me a promotion at the porn factory.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Memento posted:

The funny thing is, we're all so inured to goatse by now that no one's going to report him.

I wish this were true but hey guess what.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

IM_DA_DECIDER posted:

My boss saw me looking at goatse at work so he gave me a promotion at the porn factory.

And then everyone stood up and saluted. And that boss' name? Albert Einstein.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Memento posted:

And then everyone stood up and saluted. And that boss' name? Albert Einstein.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
"wrecklessly"
:suicide:

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
What is that man doing with his anus?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Scarf posted:

What is that man doing with his anus?

Extreme Kegels

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Scarf posted:

What is that man doing with his anus?

Magic.

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Scarf posted:

What is that man doing with his anus?

Making a balloon animal.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



What this one man saw at work will amaze you, but what his bosses reaction was is something truely magical! {read more}

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

VendaGoat posted:

Extreme Kegels

Reverse kegels.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.



You son of a bitch.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

SoundMonkey posted:

You son of a bitch.

Holy gently caress is that all one monologue?

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Memento posted:

Holy gently caress is that all one monologue?

Yes, at ~182,000 characters and 33,000 words, which I'm told in most versions of the book is about 80 pages.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


What is that Ayn Rand doing with her anus?

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
So is goatse allowed now?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Met posted:

So is goatse allowed now?

Only as avatars

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ3V4vreGUU

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011









Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Met posted:

So is goatse allowed now?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Drone_Fragger posted:

What this one man saw at work will amaze you, but what his bosses reaction was is something truely magical! {read more}

This should be a bannable offense really.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



:frogout: Do you want us to return to the age of POST MY FAVORITE and fascist hugboxes?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I don't think Brother Jonathan ever advocated for a strong sense of nationalistic unity, or state capitalism.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Yea you're right. Oppresive and mandatory hugboxes is what I meant I guess. Everyone MUST HUG and Ut felis est

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.



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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Met posted:

So is goatse allowed now?

Required, actually. One per page, to uphold traditions and remember our heritage.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
it took less time for Reddit to ban Confession Bear than it did for them to ban child pornography

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Drone_Fragger posted:

What this one man saw at work will amaze you, but what his bosses reaction was is something truely magical! {read more}

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Took me three reads to parse it then I lol'd

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Drone_Fragger posted:

What this one man saw at work will amaze you, but what his bosses reaction was is something truely magical! {read more}

More offensive than a man distending his anus

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar




3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

im pooping! posted:

You're god drat right:

http://i.imgur.com/fBWTat5.jpg :nws:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Didn't click :smuggo:

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jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&

Drone_Fragger posted:

What this one man saw at work will amaze you, but what his bosses reaction was is something truely magical! {read more}

Scrolled to the bottom to see if it was goatse before being strangely disappointed and not reading.

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