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Squallege posted:cross post I'm sure that actually did happen, but that the poster is an idiot. My cats have very frequently powered on/off/ejected games from mine because they don't want me playing games. Not because the "buttons" are some unnecessarily sensitive touch things that are on the front panel. & don't make fun of me about having one because I got it way cheap. Account McAccount has a new favorite as of 02:45 on Jul 15, 2014 |
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They just want free +1 points for having a fictional dog named Yojimbo in their story.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:18 |
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Account McAccount posted:& don't make fun of me about having one because I got it way cheap. The cat or?
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:32 |
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Long and rambling narrative will surely convince people this is true posted:I run a small energy consulting company that does LED lighting retrofits for commercial building owners. This is the tale of one such owner. To protect the guilty, let's just call him Don. Because this is more believable than just locking the car in the garage posted:This story is a little old, taking place around 2000 or so.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 14:11 |
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Truly, farting on someone's stuff is a more precious jewel then actual money I can use to buy my own stuff to fart on.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 14:46 |
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It's classic STDH when the protagonist is so smart and cunning that they can take violent revenge on someone and the story just stops there. There's no way those kids would just take their lumps and learn a lesson. The best result for the guy in the story would be the complete destruction of the car.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 16:28 |
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Yeah, no way in hell that ends with anything less than a pissed off thief taking a sledgehammer to that car. Assuming, of course, that it actually happened, which it didn't.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 17:49 |
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Account McAccount posted:I'm sure that actually did happen, but that the poster is an idiot. This reminds me of a series of image macros that was like 'mundane cats' or something like that. Instead of cutesy things on images of cats , it said poo poo like 'your cat doesnt care about your homework, it is just jealous of the attention it is receiving.' Edit: I like how in that farting story they go through an elaborate, petty revenge instead of like, taking the guy to court, what with the contract and all that. SpookyLizard has a new favorite as of 19:24 on Jul 15, 2014 |
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Hmmmm, we could actually take this guy to court for breaching the contract that we had... or we could fart in public around him!
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 19:26 |
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After eating all that crap, I can only imagine the poo poo that happened.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 19:29 |
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My revenge for losing over 5000 dollars was making people around me disgusted for a few minutes
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:22 |
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Fart fetish story spotted.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 23:32 |
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Preechr posted:Alright, I'll tell it as best I can, but bear in mind that this was a story I was told years ago.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 23:35 |
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The post right after the one you quoted: Irradiation posted:I'm gonna go ahead and say that never actually happened. Yeah the story is probably BS, there were riots here in Greece a number of years back, but I'm pretty sure I'd have heard the story or seen something on the news. Also, Greek universities work kinda different than what the post mentions.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 23:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2M_fQnVqew
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 23:46 |
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Isn't LSD easily absorbed through the skin anyway?
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Not only did this not happen, but this exact idea/method, down to loading it into supersoakers, was also the subject of one of popular nerdlinger TheSpoonyOne's tabletop stories from playing Shadowrun. This kind of wish fulfillment stdh is always the best, because a reasonable person can think about it for two seconds and wonder "Hey, wouldn't this actually be a form of chemical warfare in addition to possessing an illegal substance (assuming LSD is illegal in greece, which it probably is)" you'd think the news would pick up a story like "protestors attack police with dangerous and illegal chemicals" Also apparently with LSD you start hallucinating the second it touches you, cool.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:44 |
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Absolutely any story involving filling super soakers with a non-water liquid is highly suspect. Piss, lighter fluid, lsd, I don't care. I'm sure jackass minded people have experimented, but I'd bet against any story even mentioning super soakers every time. It's the revenge fantasy tool of choice of the mentally eight year old.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:56 |
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That was alot detail put into a story that heard secondhand from "years" ago Almost like they jut made it up on the spot
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Flipperwaldt posted:I'm sure jackass minded people have experimented, but I'd bet against any story even mentioning super soakers every time. I have done both pee and lighter fluid in brand-name Super Soakers. Lighter fluid eats plastic like nobody's business, and will render your squirt gun inoperable very quickly. Pee works fine. Edit: your Super Soaker will work as a flamethrower in the meantime. I recommend shoving a pin into the exit nozzle to create more of a mist instead of a powerful stream. Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 03:06 on Jul 16, 2014 |
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Gawker Media posted:Way back in the late 80's, I was working at a small town restaurant in rural Alberta. It was a bit of an odd set up in that it had a coffee shop/diner in the front, a bus station/convenience store/coffee counter in the middle, and an actual dining room in the back. Sort of a one-stop-shop. A slightly more well thought out STDH from the fine people at Gawker. The Antagonist is just too unbelievable.
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The Behind Closed Ovens columns are always full of ridiculous fast food worker/waitstaff revenge fantasies. Non-Gawker Media content: The original OP was unacquainted with paragraph breaks posted:This actually happened a couple of weeks ago, but i thought i should still share: So i'm sitting in the train on my way home from work. I sat myself down in an empty "cubicle" (2 rows of 2 chairs facing each other). At one point a mother gets on the train, she has 2 kids with her, a little boy (~5 years old? i'm horrible at guessing ages) and his older sister. The mother sits down next to me, and the boy directly in front of me.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 11:36 |
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This is the most one I think I've ever seen. That doesn't look remotely like a child's handwriting and a cursory Googling shows the joke's been made, and better, a thousand times.
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razorrozar posted:
A daughter can be a thirteen year old. But yeah. Still
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SpookyLizard posted:Isn't LSD easily absorbed through the skin anyway? It is. Also some university chemistry lab didn't just "whip up a large batch of LSD", where would they even get the precursors never mind the fact it's a very complex process etc etc
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Arrest that rear end! posted:It is. Also some university chemistry lab didn't just "whip up a large batch of LSD", where would they even get the precursors never mind the fact it's a very complex process etc etc People just kind of assume that a chemistry lab in a university just kind of has every single chemical ever, or at least the ingredients to make them, just kind of laying around for any idiot to wander on by and cook up any controlled substance they want. Couple that with the whole "universities = liberals and liberals = drug using hippies" and people readily believe that every university chemistry department manufactures drugs for, like, any reason. Because, you know, universities have infinite money, right? They can just supply students with free chemicals to do just kind of whatever with.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:People just kind of assume that a chemistry lab in a university just kind of has every single chemical ever, or at least the ingredients to make them, just kind of laying around for any idiot to wander on by and cook up any controlled substance they want. Couple that with the whole "universities = liberals and liberals = drug using hippies" and people readily believe that every university chemistry department manufactures drugs for, like, any reason. Because, you know, universities have infinite money, right? They can just supply students with free chemicals to do just kind of whatever with. Next thing I know, you're going to tell me the periodic table isn't just a table of boxes of powdered elements for labaratory use!
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 21:41 |
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With the amount of tuition i'm paying they better drat well be able to satisfy my crippling drug addiction! Or you know, help me spray cops with super soakers either way really.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:People just kind of assume that a chemistry lab in a university just kind of has every single chemical ever, or at least the ingredients to make them, just kind of laying around for any idiot to wander on by and cook up any controlled substance they want. Couple that with the whole "universities = liberals and liberals = drug using hippies" and people readily believe that every university chemistry department manufactures drugs for, like, any reason. Because, you know, universities have infinite money, right? They can just supply students with free chemicals to do just kind of whatever with. Related to this is the assumption that a doctorate makes you an expert on anything ever, and revolutionizing the field of physics or dentistry grants credence on anti-vaccination and abortion.
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razorrozar posted:Related to this is the assumption that a doctorate makes you an expert on anything ever, and revolutionizing the field of physics or dentistry grants credence on anti-vaccination and abortion. This assumption is often held by the doctors themselves, for what it's worth. See also engineers, programmers, medical doctors...
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quote:Client: Hello, I asked one of my friends and he said that you built our site using Hotmail. Sassy business owner vs. incredibly stupid customer vol. MMMMCMXCIX.
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Mokotow posted:Sassy business owner vs. incredibly stupid customer vol. MMMMCMXCIX. I've heard dumb poo poo like that. I could believe it. It's lacking in customer service speech, but it is very believable imaging it through the placating tone that customer service reps have to do.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:42 |
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It could be a real story, butquote:Friend: You made my friend’s site with Hotmail. Admit it. It's like they want to retell a story, but forgot how humans speak.
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Realtalk:a stupid loving customer posted:*sees something not on the shelf* Why did you discontinue this? More often than not, it's something I'm just about to refill. and now for stdh.txt: r/tfr posted:Seriously....I'm shopping in a department store when a woman grabs me by the arm, saying "Come on! I told you to stay with me!". I replied "Excuse me?" She then looked at me in shock and said, "Oh i'm so sorry, I thought you were my son!" I'm 27 years old and 4'10". This kind of thing happens more often than I would like to admit. To add insult to injury, I saw her again in the checkout line and her son was taller than I am.
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Mokotow posted:Sassy business owner vs. incredibly stupid customer vol. MMMMCMXCIX. If the website works fine, why would they even care what it was built with?
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Not sure if this should be here or misogyny.txt. Man sends wife a spreadsheet of all the times she denied him sex:quote:Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 "attempts" on his part.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 11:19 |
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Yeah. that will get him some. I'll never understand why people think throwing little baby tantrums are an effective turn on. Just loving talk to her about it.
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Huntersoninski posted:Yeah. that will get him some. I'll never understand why people think throwing little baby tantrums are an effective turn on. Just loving talk to her about it. Woah now, you're talking like this actually happened. That's dangerous thinking there!
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 14:01 |
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Yeah that's true. I mean more the very real pettiness that does happen and not this poo poo, which didn't happen.
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# ? Jul 19, 2014 14:28 |
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It would've had much more impact with a 3D chart.
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