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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

holocaust bloopers posted:

http://colleges.findthebest.com/d/o/Women's-Studies

Alright getting into Harvard only to blow it on a Women's Studies degree seems just...really not right. Not right at all.

It must be a way to try and get some radical cred, using your trust fund and family connections to get a women's studies degree.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I discovered the perfect storm of obnoxiousness. It was a Hispanic lesbian who was a rhetoric major. She was simply one of the most vile people I've encountered in college. Not because of race or orientation, but because she felt everyone should celebrate her for it.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Those without women's studies degrees will be the first up against the wall.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Hahahah what the gently caress is a rhetoric major

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Hahahah what the gently caress is a rhetoric major

I don't know.

Fister Roboto posted:

Those without women's studies degrees will be the first up against the wall.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Hahahah what the gently caress is a rhetoric major

A BS in B.S.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Stultus Maximus posted:

That is actually a list of every employed women's studies major in the country.

:drat:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Hahahah what the gently caress is a rhetoric major

quote:

Rhetoric majors are trained in the theory and history of rhetorical practice. With a grounding in argumentation and in the analysis of the symbolic and institutional dimensions of discourse, Rhetoric students study how meaning and persuasion function in a wide variety of specific contexts - from legal discourse and philosophical argumentation, to literary narratives and popular media culture. The major includes courses in three different areas of study:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
my eyes just glazed over after reading like 2 sentences of that.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
mmm yes. Hired on the spot. Don't need to see any more applicants. Thank you!

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Human resources doesn't give a poo poo.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
As a rhetoric major, I

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Dear WOmen's studying majors or w/e

What does this piece say about miss andy or who ever you guys hate


Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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To say sorry for the previous

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jul 14, 2014

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
It sounds like a Rhetoric Major might be THE most annoying person on the planet.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

"Is my degree worth anything?" a rhetorical question.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I got my BA in women's studies when I discovered a hidden box of Playboys when I was like 10.

Felt like Indiana God drat Jones when I opened that thing up.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
We are pretty much the last generation to have to search for physical porno.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

I love how the site's default anonymous icon is literally a rapemask

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

elite_garbage_man posted:

I got my BA in women's studies when I discovered a hidden box of Playboys when I was like 10.

Felt like Indiana God drat Jones when I opened that thing up.

So you hung out with a small asian boy and cheated at cards?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

We are pretty much the last generation to have to search for physical porno.

Last time I did that was middle school. Kid found his dad's Playboys.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

SPACE HOMOS posted:

So you hung out with a small asian boy and cheated at cards?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Man do I love butts.

bloops fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jul 14, 2014

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I like big tits

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

The one linked at the end was written by a guy who majored in womens studies.

elite_garbage_man posted:

I like big tits




Edit: Also that rhetoric major description could be included in almost every humanities degree.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jul 15, 2014

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I mean I guess a rhetoric major could do ok working for political campaigns but I'm pretty sure there's tons of people already doing good jobs in political campaigns with better majors than that

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I dunno. I think an English or writing degree is absolutely worth poo poo if the end goal is to not teach the subject. Anyone can write well or become well-versed in literature or whatever. Just loving read a book and do some base-level analysis of it. It's not difficult.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

elite_garbage_man posted:

I like big tits



EBB
Feb 15, 2005


EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Never pay for new tires again with this gearhead's one weird trick. Mechanics hate him!

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


elite_garbage_man posted:

I like big tits



My name is Genocide Tendency, and I approve of this post.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Lol, what kinda of human being re-enlists

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
more importantly what kind of brain dead retard burns himself so that he can re-up.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:gowron: dat jiggle

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

holocaust bloopers posted:

I dunno. I think an English or writing degree is absolutely worth poo poo if the end goal is to not teach the subject. Anyone can write well or become well-versed in literature or whatever. Just loving read a book and do some base-level analysis of it. It's not difficult.

Ding ding ding. I've read the history of the rise and fall of the Roman Empire all volumes, like 6 times. Cost? 99 cents on Amazon and free time blazing and watching it storm or snow. Meanwhile dipshits will go 90k in debt to get less of an education on the history of the Romans, or amazing historical writing and analysis for that matter.

If the poo poo you want to learn is learnable with an amazon prime account and some gumption you are a loving idiot for going into debt to learn it.

Obv some stuff you can't self teach or certify, but anything liberal arts or humanities? You can self learn a lot. I want to put philosophy on this list too, but I took some philosophy classes that kicked my dick in. Not because the professor made them difficult for no reason, but serious philosophy coursework can be mentally exhausting- if not completely useless.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Not Gibbon, I hope.

Cenen
Apr 7, 2011
Society needs to restructure it's views on alcohol and how it allows us to function day to day.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
It's so weird that "What was your major?" is a question you'll hear for the rest of your life and in every job interview ever.

Gosh. Whoa. Really important stuff.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Victor Vermis posted:

It's so weird that "What was your major?" is a question you'll hear for the rest of your life and in every job interview ever.

Gosh. Whoa. Really important stuff.

I've got a bachelors in Rhetoric. :smuggo:

*watches as resume gets put into the paper shredder*

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