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hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

"David Messerschmittell"

Aaaaaaaaaaaand scene

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PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Now we know...

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FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Zemyla posted:

Hello? German?

It's obviously called a David Messerschmittel.

EDIT: gently caress, beaten like Brazil.
More like beaten like Argentina HAHAHA

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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

DrBouvenstein posted:

You couldn't think of another dark brown/black liqueur that could be used in a GERMAN drink?

REALLY?



Though I'm willing to admit it's entirely possible the Jager would be too dense and sink to the bottom.


Jaeger floats if you pour it correctly, so you're probably right.

Elector_Nerdlingen
Sep 27, 2004



fermun posted:

Someone else pointed out it's probably Jaegermeister on the top, but that's also probably Barenfang/Barenjager on the bottom layer, I don't know of a very German drink for the middle layer though.

Cherry Schnapps? Killepitsch?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah anything will float on anything if you pour it gently on a spoon. I use to have a chart though that listed very specific gravities of buoyancy for about 100 current and past liqueurs. Pous-pous cafe in French if I recall right. Mostly they don't taste terribly good because it's a looks before taste sort of thing you do to impress people at the bar. I don't drink much in bars let alone the type that would let the bartender gently caress around and waste booze so I'm not sure if there is a simple one still in popular taste.

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

Zopotantor posted:

Fußballweltmeisterschaftsgewinnerdeutschlandflaggenschadenfreudenmischgetränk.

I'm not sure which is funnier, that you came up with such a name or that Google translate was able to almost completely translate it into English. It didn't bother with schadenfreude most likely because most English speaking people seemed to like the word well enough to borrow it as-is, which is frankly how a whole lot of English words came into being. Or, as I heard it put, "English doesn't just borrow words from other languages, it follows them down dark alleys and beats them senseless to rifle through their pockets for new vocabulary."

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


What the gently caress is this

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

FuhrerHat posted:

What the gently caress is this

A female lead in Assassins Creed?

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
The latest Assassin's Creed game got flack for not including any female playable characters as Ubisoft said the development time of doing a whole new set of animations and costumes would just burn up too much development time.
Then they got lambasted by the industry where sources commented that many games get around that issue by sharing animation assets and that Ubisoft had done exactly the same thing with previous games. They also claimed it would take a few days to create such a character.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

WebDog posted:

The latest Assassin's Creed game got flack for not including any female playable characters as Ubisoft said the development time of doing a whole new set of animations and costumes would just burn up too much development time.
Then they got lambasted by the industry where sources commented that many games get around that issue by sharing animation assets and that Ubisoft had done exactly the same thing with previous games. They also claimed it would take a few days to create such a character.

ok whatever.

Thanks for the explanation but I still don't get how this is funny.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
This thread is teaching me how much I don't care about video game news.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

FuhrerHat posted:

ok whatever.

Thanks for the explanation but I still don't get how this is funny.

Boobs are 2 hard 2 render :radcat:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Hey did you hear how Rayman's boobs are too hard to render? Here's a funny picture from DAMNLOL to hammer it home.

Mister Blueberry
Feb 17, 2010

Mike, Steve, what the hell
I'd say its in this order: Advocaat, grenadine sirup and some cola to top it off. Not really drinkable, but pretty.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
drat soz about the watermark but i did hide it :eek:,, anyway i really wanted to share this gramma humor with y'allz :nsa:

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid

cheerfullydrab posted:

I didn't think I was posting such a political picture.

edit: New page, here's some bloody mary jello.



SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

For what it's worth, I thought this was really, really funny.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

Hydrolith posted:

PYF Funny Pictures Part XIV - Boobs are 2 hard 2 render

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Continuing the videogame jokes:

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.
Is that the depiction of the inevitable seizure you suffer playing that game?



Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

The mart, the

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Hey man, what did Mart ever do to you?

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

razorrozar posted:

Hey man, what did Mart ever do to you?

No, no, it's German! It means "The Mart!"

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

You don't belong in this world.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Segmentation Fox posted:

No, no, it's German! It means "The Mart!"



TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Perestroika posted:

Continuing the videogame jokes:



I haven't played this game in a very very long time and I was transported back immediately. Awesome

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Zopotantor posted:

Fußballweltmeisterschaftsgewinnerdeutschlandflaggenschadenfreudenmischgetränk.

Football world team winner German flag schadenfreude drink

Why do I know this?

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Could be worse - the other half of the sign could be the working one. Then it'd be "Bro Food", and all you could get would be energy drinks, lovely beer, and cheap store-brand snack food.

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

Could be worse - the other half of the sign could be the working one. Then it'd be "Bro Food", and all you could get would be energy drinks, lovely beer, and cheap store-brand snack food.

I would commit murder for the privilege of having a store like that in my street.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Soulex posted:

Football world team winner German flag schadenfreude drink

Why do I know this?

Don't you live in Germany?

Billy the Mountain
Feb 3, 2005

I used to be TheRealLuquado

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

Could be worse - the other half of the sign could be the working one. Then it'd be "Bro Food", and all you could get would be energy drinks, lovely beer, and cheap store-brand snack food.

So basically every convenience store pretty much ever.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

TheBigAristotle posted:

Don't you live in Germany?

Maybe he doesn't speak German. The translation seems to be slightly off.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

TheBigAristotle posted:

Don't you live in Germany?

For a few. MOre months at least

And More posted:

Maybe he doesn't speak German. The translation seems to be slightly off.

I don't. I know some football stuff, how to order food, and say "OH GOD! bEES!" That's about it.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Zopotantor posted:

Fußballweltmeisterschaftsgewinnerdeutschlandflaggenschadenfreudenmischgetränk.


Soulex posted:

Football world team championship winner German flag schadenfreude mixed drink / cocktail

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Exit Strategy posted:

You don't belong in this world.

It is not by my hand that I am once again given fresh (produce)

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Mar 5, 2013

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