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Guy on the right is Rouslan Toumaniantz. He tattooed his name across the girl's face the day after they met. (They had been talking online for a few weeks before.) As far as I can tell they got married and are still together now. I thought he had actually tattooed his name on at least one other girl before but I could be mistaken. He's the same guy who put the 56 stars on Kimberley Vlaeminck's face. (She said she had asked for 3 and then fell asleep and woke up with 56 but that was a lie.)
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This one seems fine. It's a clever idea, and it's just on the foot so literally any professional footwear will cover it up. "No way it's that big!" 
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Isn't the story behind this one that he was covering up a gang tattoo that he got because he thought it looked cool?
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trapped mouse posted:This one seems fine. It's a clever idea, and it's just on the foot so literally any professional footwear will cover it up. I see a lot of posts like this in the thread, but I dunno. Turning your foot into a lame cartoon gimmick that isn't really funny or cute seems like body horror straight out of Croenenberg to me.
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the black husserl posted:I see a lot of posts like this in the thread, but I dunno. Turning your foot into a lame cartoon gimmick that isn't really funny or cute seems like body horror straight out of Croenenberg to me. "Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg, skin cancer!"
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Boris Galerkin posted:I ironically like this one. I unironically love that one. Next to the others it's actually pretty great.
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Optimist with doubt posted:I unironically love that one. Next to the others it's actually pretty great. It has a lot of character. I could absolutely see it perfectly capturing what the dude's kid is like, in which case it's a genuinely good tattoo. Some people stick that poo poo on the fridge, some stick it in a scrapbook, others want something they can't loose or accidentally drop in the dog's water bowl or something. I can respect that. Now, if that were his own original creation...
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Anyone got tattoos over age? I would love to see some kind of fading timeline for these since everyone keeps saying "it'll look like a mustard blob" or "black smear" in these posts.
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Which, if nothing else, gives you a pretty good idea of how your tattoo might hold up after sixty years or so.
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There's an instagram account called vintage_tattoos that posts current photos of old work with, if available, the date, location and artist who did it originally.
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ArcMage posted:Which, if nothing else, gives you a pretty good idea of how your tattoo might hold up after sixty years or so. Bold will hold
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TipsyMcStagger posted:Anyone got tattoos over age? I would love to see some kind of fading timeline for these since everyone keeps saying "it'll look like a mustard blob" or "black smear" in these posts. I might have exaggerated a bit, but the maple leaf tattoo above is going to have issues over time. The yellow will gradually fade, faster than a bolder ink like black, and it'll be though to refresh it since it's not just a single colour surface but a rather complex piece. The finer detailing on the leaf itself will also blur but a few touch-ups over the wearer's life will keep it crisp. Nifty tattoo though.
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Is that a Psyduck in a red hoodie and sunglasses holding a giant can of soda sideways?
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Pretty sure Gucci Mane said he was really proud of his face tattoo, and that the lightning bolts were "rock star" or something. Yung LA got jumped and it was put on WorldstarHipHop.com for that tattoo too.
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Tattoos looking meh on an old man body is more than made up for by the fact that he looked like Wolverine's cooler brother when he was young.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Tattoos looking meh on an old man body is more than made up for by the fact that he looked like Wolverine's cooler brother when he was young. And also the fact that that is Lyle Tuttle. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyle_Tuttle
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Zeroisanumber posted:Tattoos looking meh on an old man body is more than made up for by the fact that he looked like Wolverine's cooler brother when he was young. I'd say for how old the tats are they've held up pretty drat well and he looks like an absolute badass, young and old.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Tattoos looking meh on an old man body is more than made up for by the fact that he looked like Wolverine's cooler brother when he was young. I was thinking that he looked like the main guy from True Blood.
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Tracula posted:I'd say for how old the tats are they've held up pretty drat well and he looks like an absolute badass, young and old. Yeah, I think this shows how getting quality work holds up over the decades.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Yeah, I think this shows how getting quality work holds up over the decades. That, and he's pretty obviously been keeping up with maintenance. All of those would be blue and blurry if he just let them sit. Beastie posted:No clue but I see this dude at the bar almost every weekend. Ever ask him who it was that took a poo poo on his face?
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Naw...that can't possibly mean what I think. *click* ...huh
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Why does its tail (the testicles) have stink lines coming off it ?
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I found a couple of winners on Pinterest a while back and forgot to post them til now.  This ones not too bad. The baby seems to be more spawn of coneheads than mermaid but mom loves her obviously switched at birth baby.  The majority of this is pretty good. Except for Vincent, Yolanda, and Ringo's faces, those are pretty terrible.  I don't think much of any of the anatomy here is right. It's all really elongated and at weird angles. Alien boys tattooing each other maybe?
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Is there like some symbolism here that I'm missing? This just seems like a weird thing to have a huge giant back piece of.
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Is there like some symbolism here that I'm missing? This just seems like a weird thing to have a huge giant back piece of. Huge eye watching shirtless boys, dude in prison... you do the math.
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Istari posted:Why does its tail (the testicles) have stink lines coming off it ? Looks like pubes to me? 
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Psychobabble! posted:Looks like pubes to me? Then it's either a very, very tiny penis fish, or your pubes are as thick as spaghetti.
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Haruharuharuko posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Apparently his son was buried in the Pet Semetary.
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Istari posted:Then it's either a very, very tiny penis fish, or your pubes are as thick as spaghetti. Yeah you're right, I expect lovely tattoos to do details properly. Really though, it makes more sense that they're supposed to be ball pubes rather than "stink lines" Haruharuharuko posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Holy poo poo wanna see those comments
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Haruharuharuko posted:Fuuuuuuuuuuuck For a second I thought he gave his son a special snowflake spelling of the name 'Seymour'.
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