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smoke weed everyday #lunghack
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 21:49 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:00 |
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Away all Goats posted:Just skip the middle man and apply a torch lighter to the bite! Gain instant itch relief as you burn those pesky skin cells away! This reminds me of Black Salve for some reason.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:10 |
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Farecoal posted:Oreos are gross to me, unfortunately I can't remember how I achieved this #Lifehacks !!! Was it because you realized that they're made of high fructose corn syrup and vegetable shortening?
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:16 |
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HI! I'm FutonForensic! Have you ever wanted to have sex with your couch, or an empty bucket of fried chicken? I HAVE WHAT YOU NEED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5kUrRBN_2g Too explicit for you? Much sorry! Please enjoy this neat trick on how to wash 2 SPOONS AT ONCE
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:21 |
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FutonForensic posted:Please enjoy this neat trick on how to wash 2 SPOONS AT ONCE This is the best one yet. I still can't quite believe that the secret to washing two spoons at once is to... hold two spoons in one hand and wash them... with the other hand.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 22:53 |
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Dalax posted:This is the best one yet. I would legit pay good money if someone came up with a 'life hack' on how i can wash the concave side of the spoon and not splash water everywhere.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:11 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I would legit pay good money if someone came up with a 'life hack' on how i can wash the concave side of the spoon and not splash water everywhere. put soap on a damp rag/sponge and wipe it off spoons hate this
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:14 |
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FutonForensic posted:
I wish she wouldnt talk so fast im trying to write this all down and i have to keep replaying it.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:14 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:This actually seems like a cheap way to cool off. If you have a bucket, some foam and a fan you're set. I know this is from last page, but this is actually a thing in a lot of elevators in Asia, including the ones in my apt building.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:58 |
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Today's Wondermark is nicely applicable to this thread.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:19 |
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razorrozar posted:put soap on a damp rag/sponge and wipe it off OK, now rinse off the soap, smartguy.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:52 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:OK, now rinse off the soap, smartguy. Rinse the rag thoroughly in hot water and drape it over the faucet.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:54 |
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Yea, this is a real thing in Korea. It is so simply genius that it is embarrassing we don't do that here in America. Sometimes, in an elevator that doubles as a freight elevator, you can press your floor button while holding the 'door close' button and it will express to your floor and then remain there open. However, this is usually programmed on-demand by the building itself and it is there expressly for people who are moving, so... Anti-life-hack: most elevator 'door close' buttons don't do poo poo due to ADA reasons.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I would legit pay good money if someone came up with a 'life hack' on how i can wash the concave side of the spoon and not splash water everywhere. Step 1: Don't turn the faucet on full blast Step 2: Don't angle the spoon so the concave is facing directly upwards
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:30 |
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Flatten it out first, then bend it back after. Duh.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:55 |
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Of course these are all irrelevant because there is no spoon.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 03:18 |
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Inzombiac posted:No lie, I tried(lighting fires with doritos) this last time I went camping and it worked. There was no smell to speak of. This is from a few pages back, a thing we did in the army was start fires with those small satchels of coffee whitner. Those things are pretty much just powered vegetable oil or some such and go up like gasoline. Also much less useful than Doritos which are actually edible.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 03:31 |
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I learned an actually useful one this weekend. We went to an all-you-can-eat seafood place. We ate crawfish, shrimp, and blue crab, so we obviously got it all over our hands. The waitress told us to wash our hands with broken up crackers. We took a pack of saltines, broke them to powder, and then basically washed our hands in the dust. It absorbed all the seafood smell and oil, etc. We thought she was screwing with us, but it did work.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 03:56 |
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Best trick yet. e:
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 04:55 |
He's just so happy to have thought that up. Is that the fabled cheap supermarket beer?
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:02 |
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The Steak Justice posted:Best trick yet. Jesus loving christ they're actively dangerous.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:13 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Jesus loving christ they're actively dangerous. Would 30 seconds in a the microwave make a spoon hot enough to burn you?
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:16 |
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Crankit posted:Would 30 seconds in a the microwave make a spoon hot enough to burn you? A spoon is shaped so that it refracts and focuses waves. Like micro-waves.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:17 |
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razorrozar posted:A spoon is shaped so that it refracts and focuses waves. Like micro-waves. The blue light coming off is the coldness leaving the spoon.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrVsLT6SuU0 Skip to around 2:30. Also mute it, this guy's annoying as hell.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:19 |
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Schnedwob posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrVsLT6SuU0 The only problem I see here is with the fork. The spoon looks perfectly safe.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:24 |
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Hobo By Design posted:
Oh wow, I got linked this one on facebook yesterday. Naturally I was thinking it can't work that way, if it was hot enough for long enough to denature the proteins in the bug saliva, it would also denature the proteins in your skin and then you're just setting yourself up for a Helvetica Scenario. This can't possibly work. Then this afternoon I noticed I had a mosquito bite on my arm. fffff I have spoons, I have hot water, it can't hurt to try it, right? It worked. It's been about 6 hours and it still doesn't itch. What is this sorcery?
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:25 |
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Angela Christine posted:Oh wow, I got linked this one on facebook yesterday. Naturally I was thinking it can't work that way, if it was hot enough for long enough to denature the proteins in the bug saliva, it would also denature the proteins in your skin and then you're just setting yourself up for a Helvetica Scenario. This can't possibly work. Life Hack Hack: you can cut out the middle man by just running mosquito bites under very hot tap water for like 1 second.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:32 |
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Tracula posted:The only problem I see here is with the fork. The spoon looks perfectly safe. Try it, then. Make sure you record it.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:39 |
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Throatwarbler posted:This is from a few pages back, a thing we did in the army was start fires with those small satchels of coffee whitner. Those things are pretty much just powered vegetable oil or some such and go up like gasoline. Also much less useful than Doritos which are actually edible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRw4ZRqmxOc Tracula posted:The only problem I see here is with the fork. The spoon looks perfectly safe. Christ man, don't microwave metal. It gets way hot. If your ice cream is too cold then just run the spoon under some water or something.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:43 |
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^^If your ice cream is too hard, turn you freezer down slightly so you don't have to gently caress about next time If you're a massive nerd like me, you buy two small thermal probes to stick to the front of your fridge with the wire running into the machine so you always know what temperature things are. Little Blue Couch posted:Life Hack Hack: you can cut out the middle man by just running mosquito bites under very hot tap water for like 1 second. When I go camping out in the bush, I always takes some clear nail polish because I've heard it said that the nail polish stops air getting to the bug saliva and stops it oxidising which is what causes the itching. I don't know about that, but it does work. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Jul 16, 2014 |
# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:51 |
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Making a paste with baking soda and water works too. Of course, if you've been scratching hard and long enough to break the skin, you're probably better off with the spoon.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:54 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:When I go camping out in the bush, I always takes some clear nail polish because Or you could carry some dollar store corticosteroid cream which has a method of dulling the itch that is completely understood by science and used by actual doctors.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:09 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Jesus loving christ they're actively dangerous. It's called a "joke". C'mon you guys.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:23 |
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Can't imagine being so much of a pussy that a mosquito bite stays on your mind longer than "oh well." That seems kinda how 99% of life hacks are, mild annoyance "fixes" because nerds get so hung up in their dumb habits they have to have some dumb nerd fix for it.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:30 |
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It usually takes more time to do the hack than you'd spend dealing with the problem.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:34 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:^^If your ice cream is too hard, turn you freezer down slightly so you don't have to gently caress about next time A quick way to tell if your freezer is at the proper temp is by checking if your ice cream is hard as a rock. If your freezer is warm enough to have soft ice cream, then everything else you're trying to store in there is going to get nasty much, much sooner. I suppose ideally you could split your ice cream up into separate, single serving sized containers as soon as you get it home, while it's still soft from the trip from the store. Actually, I might just try that the next time I buy ice cream.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:39 |
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walkinginmysleep posted:Every once in a while I'll be waiting for the elevator in my building and it'll just completely skip my floor. Whenever that happens I remember that elevator express mode lifehack and just silently curse whatever selfish prick is inside the elevator. At busy times (lunch, end of the day, etc.) they'll press both the up and down call buttons because that makes the lift stop at your floor no matter which way it's headed. It also means that if it's going the wrong way you'll go that way first, stop back at the floor you started on, then go the right way, saving you absolutely no time and slowing down everyone else. When a number of people are getting in, the first person will immediately press the button for the floor they want, making the doors start to close on the people still entering. The doors stop closing and reopen when they sense the people, of course, but it makes the lift delay before it will let the doors try to close again so everyone has to wait for that. There are a lot of people on the floor so sometimes one of the two lifts will fill up with some people still waiting. As the doors start to close, someone will press the call button because they want the other lift to come. This doesn't work. The lift can't tell how full it is, so what happens is the doors of the full lift just open again, and you have to wait out the delay before they start to close again. You have to wait for the first lift to leave before you can call the second one. Also, people taking the lift when the stairs are the quicker, easier option. At the end of the day you're on the fifth floor, going down, and there's already a crowd around the lifts. By the time the first lift has arrived, filled up, and started moving and you can call the second lift, you could already be on the ground floor if you just took the stairs. darkhand posted:Can't imagine being so much of a pussy that a mosquito bite stays on your mind longer than "oh well."
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 07:11 |
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Mr. Beefhead posted:I suppose ideally you could split your ice cream up into separate, single serving sized containers as soon as you get it home, while it's still soft from the trip from the store. Life Hack: When you do, take a picture of it and type your procedure on it in impact font so it can be recycled for the Really Stupid Life Hacks thread!
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 07:11 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:00 |
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Life hack: when you have a mosquito bite, microwave a spoon and press it on the bite for 30 seconds. Be sure to take a microwave and a generator on camping trips. You're scratching your arm while impatiently holding a spoon over a candle flame, you better make drat sure no police are around.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 07:59 |