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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


we are home now

troon brother got brutally trolled on the way home by mum and i and he is not happy

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

track day bro! posted:

id rather go here for a breakfast than a witherspoons, mainly because the food tastes nicer to me and the coffee is realy nice and all the waitreses are fit but yeah

quote:

Scrambled eggs 2 rashers of bacon 3 fine park sausage grilled charizo sausage chunky homemade hash brown grilled tomato mushrooms and homemade mixed bears with two slices of thick white toast.

ah yes a classic full english

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Chris de Sperg posted:

we are home now

troon brother got brutally trolled on the way home by mum and i and he is not happy

does yoru mam call him troon brother

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Pissflaps posted:

ah yes a classic full english
mixed bears? idk about this

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

ah yes a classic full english

i dont care

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

ah yes a classic full english

I'd go jus to try the mixed bears tbh

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Chris de Sperg posted:

mixed bears? idk about this

i think they meants put 'beans' in their gay homo hosed up hipster beans

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


track day bro! posted:

does yoru mam call him troon brother
she doesnt but she pokes fun at his flamboyant mannerisms a lot

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

drat it

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Pissflaps posted:

i think they meants put 'beans' in their gay homo hosed up hipster beans
that could be it but i prefer to think they just put gummi bears in their breakfast

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

these artisenal pig cheek sausages are to die for with my posh sort of english break fast

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Chris de Sperg posted:

she doesnt but she pokes fun at his flamboyant mannerisms a lot

im liking your mam more and more

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

these artisenal pig cheek sausages are to die for with my posh full english break fast

ok :thumbsup:

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
I saw some big boobs today

And then after I finished browsing taff's Instagram I went to the beach and saw some ladies with huge bazungas

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
*in pissflaps voice* please don't tell my wife

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
there are wife tellers itf

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
I've got some good colour going

And also my tan is coming along nicely haha

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Boeing Troll posted:

I saw some big boobs today

And then after I finished browsing taff's Instagram I went to the beach and saw some ladies with huge bazungas

big veiny droopers

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

fat greasy puto posted:

all this talk about english food is making me nauseous

thats because your child like american pallet can't deal with non processed flavours.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Pissflaps posted:

there are wife tellers itf

i hate trolls

and

i hate grasses

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

serious gaylord posted:

thats because your child like american pallet can't deal with non processed flavours.

:thumbsup:

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Beans have no business at breakfast.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
does england even produce any of their food or is it all frozen and shipped from somewhere with decent land and a million dollar house on the beach that has a good phucking time

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
no, there is no food produced in the UK

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Suqit posted:

Beans have no business at breakfast.

lol lmao rofl hahahahahuehuehuwhuegfsf etc

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

corn in the fridge posted:

lol lmao rofl hahahahahuehuehuwhuegfsf etc

suqit hates beans

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

corn in the fridge posted:

lol lmao rofl hahahahahuehuehuwhuegfsf etc

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
i love baked beans

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Lol Jeremy Kyle got maced in magaluf

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Pissflaps posted:

i love baked beans

same op

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
baked beans with lea and perrins mmm

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

Pissflaps posted:

no, there is no food produced in the UK

im always right

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
i quite like an american breakfast with their pancakes and syrups and hash browns

but its nowhere close to a proper cooked breakfast. fact.


and their bacon is garbage

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Suqit posted:

Beans have no business at breakfast.

i dont think we're talking about the same kind of beans but baked beans (heinz) are very welcome at breakfast.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Pissflaps posted:

i quite like an american breakfast with their pancakes and syrups and hash browns

but its nowhere close to a proper cooked breakfast. fact.


and their bacon is garbage

i hate crispy, streaky bacon op.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Pissflaps posted:

i quite like an american breakfast with their pancakes and syrups and hash browns

but its nowhere close to a proper cooked breakfast. fact.


and their bacon is garbage

Maybe you'd like American breakfasts better if you cooked them?!?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Suqit posted:

Maybe you'd like American breakfasts better if you cooked them?!?

i have done

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
I cant wait to stay at chez suqit and have him cook me a delicious american breakfast while i chat to his wife over a cup of coffee

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

The Big Taff Man posted:

I cant wait to stay at chez suqit and have him cook me a delicious american breakfast while i chat to his wife over a cup of coffee

that's a big cup of coffee

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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

The Big Taff Man posted:

I cant wait to stay at chez suqit and have him cook me a delicious american breakfast while i chat to his wife over a cup of coffee

I'd rather go out for Mexican tbh. And my wife is the breakfast maker.

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