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during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
thout
paopi
hathor
koiak
tobi
meshir
paremhat
paremoude
pashons
paoni
epip
mesori
gasthred
banop
RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!
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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

you got my hopes up, but i guess i should have looked for "crackhead" instead of "alcoholic" :argh:

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

prefect posted:

you got my hopes up, but i guess i should have looked for "crackhead" instead of "alcoholic" :argh:

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

lol thanks for reminding me of this

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B1oOHbScrE

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004


looks like a carphone warehouse

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

This store has to be some line item that has been lost in the shuffle and the last person who dealt with it at bb left the company years ago and nobody knows it exists.

like if you had a job there you'd just keep getting a paycheck, never have to deal with anybody (customers included)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Ok, Assistant

BlackBerry's next major smartphone will have a Siri-like virtual assistant

http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/16/5904803/blackberry-assistant-voice-control-siri-like-virtual

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

This store has to be some line item that has been lost in the shuffle and the last person who dealt with it at bb left the company years ago and nobody knows it exists.

like if you had a job there you'd just keep getting a paycheck, never have to deal with anybody (customers included)

im pretty sure it closed not long after that wsj article came out. anyway, it wasnt even operated by rim

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Bonzo posted:

Ok, Assistant

BlackBerry's next major smartphone will have a Siri-like virtual assistant

http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/16/5904803/blackberry-assistant-voice-control-siri-like-virtual

holy poo poo, they're really ahead of the curve on this one!

in other news - i really wonder if gingrich or santorum can catch up to herman cain. looks like its gonna be a tight race... :ohdear:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

This store has to be some line item that has been lost in the shuffle and the last person who dealt with it at bb left the company years ago and nobody knows it exists.

like if you had a job there you'd just keep getting a paycheck, never have to deal with anybody (customers included)

please don't post my corporate career fantasy life

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

mishaq posted:

please don't post my corporate career fantasy life

https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/blob/master/Stories/American-Dream.md

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


i have that poo poo bookmarked and send it to people all the time (https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/)

never achieved that much greatness but i did once collect a paycheck for 3 months doing nothing where i was listed as an "project xyz - inactive resource " as my cost center in the hr database

i was hoping the hr drone responsible for me would have been laid off so i could have stayed in that bucket, but alas it did not last

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
welp


BlackBerry shares tumble after Apple, IBM announce business app


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitch..._medium=twitter

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Bonzo posted:

welp


BlackBerry shares tumble after Apple, IBM announce business app


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitch..._medium=twitter

i heard that this morning on cbc and thought yup, that's the sound of the killshot leaving the mag and making its way into the chamber

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Bonzo posted:

welp


BlackBerry shares tumble after Apple, IBM announce business app


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitch..._medium=twitter

lotus notes for iphone

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
lotus notes for android

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
lotus notes for EVERYBODY

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Bonzo posted:

BlackBerry shares tumble after Apple, IBM announce business app

radium destroyed the old thread so…

BBRY: $10.15 - gently caress it's ibm and apple

OUT ALREADY
pram: Jan 1, 2013
Perplx: Jun 27, 2013
Eegah: Sep 21, 2013
Posting Principle: Sep 23, 2013
Siljmonster: Oct 25, 2013
Hashtag Nascar : Nov 9, 2013
crazysim : Nov 13, 2013
Samuel L. ACKSYN : Nov 15, 2013
Angry Moo Cow: Nov 20, 2013
The Management : Nov 30, 2013
8ender : Dec 6, 2013
Techokami: Dec 7, 2013
minivanmegafun : Dec 13, 2013
Necc0: Dec 18, 2013
PleasingFungus : Dec 24, 2013
SRQ: Dec 25, 2013
Hed: Dec 27, 2013
Smythe : Dec 31, 2013
Migishu: Jan 10, 2014
mcnealys baby: Jan 15, 2014
Laslow : Jan 20, 2014
Ulysses S. Grant : Jan 31, 2014
cremnob: Feb 5, 2014
Pinterest Mom: Feb 9, 2014
Kaethela : Feb 10, 2014
ADullMin : Feb 13, 2014
raruler: Feb 14, 2014
abraham linksys: Feb 19, 2014
maniacdevnull: Feb 19, 2014
Jimbo Jaggins: Feb 20, 2014
Magic_Anthrax_Ninja: Feb 28, 2014
Luigi Thirty : Mar 1, 2014
Kirk : Mar 3, 2014
cheese-cube: Mar 5, 2014
pagancow : Mar 7, 2014
theflyingexecutive : Mar 8, 2014
Sperg: Mar 10, 2014
CatAteSeven: Mar 15, 2014
devmd01: Mar 21, 2014
i barely GNU her!: Mar 28, 2014
Arcsech: Mar 30, 2014
KATY PERRY : Mar 30, 2014
The Kins : Apr 1, 2014
uG : Apr 19, 2014
keygen and kel : Apr 20, 2014
Walter_Sobchak : Apr 25, 2014
Alzabo : Apr 28, 2014
sports : May 1, 2014
Police Academy III : May 1, 2014
golgo13sf: May 7, 2014
Looke: May 8, 2014
Jimmy Thief: May 15, 2014
Salvador Dalvik: May 28, 2014
julian assflange : Jun 1, 2014
Laserjet 4P: Jun 6, 2014
EMILY BLUNTS : Jun 13, 2014
Socracheese: Jun 17, 2014
rear end cobra: Jun 19, 2014
carry on then: Jun 21, 2014
Telemarchitect : Jul 1, 2014
GATOS Y VATOS: Jul 9, 2014
Long John Silvers: Jul 13, 2014
LP0 ON FIRE: Jul 16, 2014

STILL GOING
sarcastx : Aug 4, 2014
Moist von Lipwig : Aug 8, 2014
DAD LOST MY IPOD : Aug 12, 2014
Number19 : Sep 11, 2014
The Devil Tesla: Sep 11, 2014
nigga crab pollock : Sep 25, 2014
Rev_Crabes : Sep 30, 2014
CNClab 2021: Dec 13, 2014

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
September 12th, 2015

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
october 14th 2014

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

nobody went past 2014?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

PleasureKevin posted:

nobody went past 2014?

from http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571347

WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP
By 8pm US Eastern (Miami) time, September 25, 2013, guess a date in 2013 or 2014 that RIM blackberry will die before.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Who dies first? Rob Ford or RIM?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

cracker-barry vs crackberry

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Cocoa Crispies posted:

from http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571347

WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP
By 8pm US Eastern (Miami) time, September 25, 2013, guess a date in 2013 or 2014 that RIM blackberry will die before.

you just condescendingly quoted rules to me on YOSPOS

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

PleasureKevin posted:

you just condescendingly quoted rules to me on YOSPOS
it wasn't condescension, it was patience. :)

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

PleasureKevin posted:

you just condescendingly quoted rules to me on YOSPOS

it was a pleasure, kevin

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

mishaq posted:

i have that poo poo bookmarked and send it to people all the time (https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/)

never achieved that much greatness but i did once collect a paycheck for 3 months doing nothing where i was listed as an "project xyz - inactive resource " as my cost center in the hr database

i was hoping the hr drone responsible for me would have been laid off so i could have stayed in that bucket, but alas it did not last

pretty good but surely fake and also, i'm guessing, gay.

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Cocoa Crispies posted:

radium destroyed the old thread so…

BBRY: $10.15 - gently caress it's ibm and apple

OUT ALREADY
pram: Jan 1, 2013
Perplx: Jun 27, 2013
Eegah: Sep 21, 2013
Posting Principle: Sep 23, 2013
Siljmonster: Oct 25, 2013
Hashtag Nascar : Nov 9, 2013
crazysim : Nov 13, 2013
Samuel L. ACKSYN : Nov 15, 2013
Angry Moo Cow: Nov 20, 2013
The Management : Nov 30, 2013
8ender : Dec 6, 2013
Techokami: Dec 7, 2013
minivanmegafun : Dec 13, 2013
Necc0: Dec 18, 2013
PleasingFungus : Dec 24, 2013
SRQ: Dec 25, 2013
Hed: Dec 27, 2013
Smythe : Dec 31, 2013
Migishu: Jan 10, 2014
mcnealys baby: Jan 15, 2014
Laslow : Jan 20, 2014
Ulysses S. Grant : Jan 31, 2014
cremnob: Feb 5, 2014
Pinterest Mom: Feb 9, 2014
Kaethela : Feb 10, 2014
ADullMin : Feb 13, 2014
raruler: Feb 14, 2014
abraham linksys: Feb 19, 2014
maniacdevnull: Feb 19, 2014
Jimbo Jaggins: Feb 20, 2014
Magic_Anthrax_Ninja: Feb 28, 2014
Luigi Thirty : Mar 1, 2014
Kirk : Mar 3, 2014
cheese-cube: Mar 5, 2014
pagancow : Mar 7, 2014
theflyingexecutive : Mar 8, 2014
Sperg: Mar 10, 2014
CatAteSeven: Mar 15, 2014
devmd01: Mar 21, 2014
i barely GNU her!: Mar 28, 2014
Arcsech: Mar 30, 2014
KATY PERRY : Mar 30, 2014
The Kins : Apr 1, 2014
uG : Apr 19, 2014
keygen and kel : Apr 20, 2014
Walter_Sobchak : Apr 25, 2014
Alzabo : Apr 28, 2014
sports : May 1, 2014
Police Academy III : May 1, 2014
golgo13sf: May 7, 2014
Looke: May 8, 2014
Jimmy Thief: May 15, 2014
Salvador Dalvik: May 28, 2014
julian assflange : Jun 1, 2014
Laserjet 4P: Jun 6, 2014
EMILY BLUNTS : Jun 13, 2014
Socracheese: Jun 17, 2014
rear end cobra: Jun 19, 2014
carry on then: Jun 21, 2014
Telemarchitect : Jul 1, 2014
GATOS Y VATOS: Jul 9, 2014
Long John Silvers: Jul 13, 2014
LP0 ON FIRE: Jul 16, 2014

STILL GOING
sarcastx : Aug 4, 2014
Moist von Lipwig : Aug 8, 2014
DAD LOST MY IPOD : Aug 12, 2014
Number19 : Sep 11, 2014
The Devil Tesla: Sep 11, 2014
nigga crab pollock : Sep 25, 2014
Rev_Crabes : Sep 30, 2014
CNClab 2021: Dec 13, 2014

what about people who entered the pool in this thread? can they play too? i made a poll and everything :mad:

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Proteus4994 posted:

it was a pleasure, kevin

this but the opposite

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

theadder posted:

this but the opposite

Kennedy :confused: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20131204153511AAyaKyS

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


pleasurekennedy

works for me

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

mishaq posted:

i have that poo poo bookmarked and send it to people all the time (https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/)

this turned out to be a hoax

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
i very briefly worked at a firm where they refused to actually fire people

they would just transfer you to a non-job with no duties and a cubicle far away from your old friends and coworkers. then they waited for some combination of shame and boredom to drive you out of the firm

they ended up with hundreds of deliberately-"forgotten" employees who just refused to leave. after that they moved to a different "rightsizing" mechanism which was even crazier but that's another story

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

this turned out to be a hoax

a man can still dream god dammit

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i very briefly worked at a firm where they refused to actually fire people

they would just transfer you to a non-job with no duties and a cubicle far away from your old friends and coworkers. then they waited for some combination of shame and boredom to drive you out of the firm

they ended up with hundreds of deliberately-"forgotten" employees who just refused to leave. after that they moved to a different "rightsizing" mechanism which was even crazier but that's another story

was this company japanese?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
blackberry: a failure of attrition

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i very briefly worked at a firm where they refused to actually fire people

they would just transfer you to a non-job with no duties and a cubicle far away from your old friends and coworkers. then they waited for some combination of shame and boredom to drive you out of the firm

they ended up with hundreds of deliberately-"forgotten" employees who just refused to leave. after that they moved to a different "rightsizing" mechanism which was even crazier but that's another story

oh a government worker I see

my morning jackass
Aug 24, 2009

speaking of government workers, i have been blessed with a brand new z10. the most redeeming feature of my previous phones was that they remained charged for a while. this phone does not.


also the ui manages to be needlessly complicated, making a phone that does practically nothing somehow overbearing. i still do not believe our department has made this device the cornerstone of their new workplace model.

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

my morning jackass posted:

speaking of government workers, i have been blessed with a brand new z10. the most redeeming feature of my previous phones was that they remained charged for a while. this phone does not.


also the ui manages to be needlessly complicated, making a phone that does practically nothing somehow overbearing. i still do not believe our department has made this device the cornerstone of their new workplace model.

i would seriously quit a job that forced me to use a bbry

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