@Midnight: "He said I'd get high as fuck, I'm only high as titties, please advise."

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404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

LeafyOrb posted:

This is my problem with Hardwick, right here. Dude loves anything mildly associated with nerd culture regardless of any actual merit or quality, it's the worst.

This show is the only time I could ever stand the guy.

Well, there's also All-Star Celebrity Bowling and the first run of their BBCA show (the table panel one, not the full-on talk show). But apart from that, yeah I can hardly stand him.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:26

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:22

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

LeafyOrb posted:

This is my problem with Hardwick, right here. Dude loves anything mildly associated with nerd culture regardless of any actual merit or quality, it's the worst.

This show is the only time I could ever stand the guy.

Stuff like Dr. Whooves is fine. A MLP Character vaguely looks like David Tennent and people jumped on. It's the Grim Dark poo poo that I really don't get.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:28

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

JT Jag posted:

The Obamacare one was the only good Florida joke

The meth lab one was alright? Florida doesn't have meth problems though.

For real. We are all about shady pain clinics that give out opioids like candy.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:30

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

PFT's suit is very conservative for his standards.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:02

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Yay! Mary Lynn's on tonight! :dance:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:04

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Obscenity crimes are a thing in Japan?

Edit: PFT already won this one.

BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jul 16, 2014

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:05

Dr Christmas: Apr 24, 2010; Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Fun fact: Mary Lynn Rajskub is from my hometown, Trenton, Michigan: A town so boring that we felt the need to put "Home of Mary Lynn Rajskub, star of TV's 24" on one of our welcome signs.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:07

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

It's his Lekku

:goonsay:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:18

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I would drink a Chocolate MILF :shobon:

How the gently caress did Mary Lynn get eliminated?

"Naz-ing any of this" hahahah

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:25

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

That was the best ending I could imagine.

Technicality no down boo over?

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:31

DivisionPost: Jun 28, 2006; Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

How the gently caress did Mary Lynn get eliminated?

She was up against PFT and Scott Aukerman. It was like watching a Corgi fight two wolves for a slab of steak.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:33

DivisionPost: Jun 28, 2006; Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

And can we just take a second to appreciate how incredible Paul F. Tompkins is? "The Curious Stepbrother," on it's own, isn't all that funny, but PFT's delivery just stops the game cold. There's not a comic alive who would have done it the same way.

What a showing he had.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Was I the only person who spent the entire episode waiting for Django to shoot Paul F. Tompkins?

Seriously what the gently caress was that look supposed to be

# ? Jul 16, 2014 06:36

RedneckwithGuns: Mar 28, 2007; Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
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CapnAndy posted:

Was I the only person who spent the entire episode waiting for Django to shoot Paul F. Tompkins?

Seriously what the gently caress was that look supposed to be

It's PFT, that's this thing.

Would Mark Twain wear this suit? Y -> wear the suit.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 09:19

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

RedneckwithGuns posted:

It's PFT, that's this thing.

Would Mark Twain wear this suit? Y -> wear the suit.

He was way more grizzled-looking facial-hairly than usual though.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 09:26

PassTheRemote: Mar 15, 2007; Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill wins.

DivisionPost posted:

And can we just take a second to appreciate how incredible Paul F. Tompkins is? "The Curious Stepbrother," on it's own, isn't all that funny, but PFT's delivery just stops the game cold. There's not a comic alive who would have done it the same way.

What a showing he had.

He's always good on this show.

It was kind of a shame that there were no mentions of Mr. Show at all, but still, a very fun episode.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 12:17

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

No Seth, the Comedy Bang Bang episode was yesterday.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:04

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Yeah, Jeets!

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:06

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Yeah Jeets

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:06

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I would watch the Espys if these were actual categories.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:08

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I would watch the Espys if these were actual categories.

They try so hard to be an actual award show but according to my SC app, best male athlete this year was Kevin Durant :psyduck:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:10

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Acquilae posted:

They try so hard to be an actual award show but according to my SC app, best male athlete this year was Kevin Durant

I was playing bar trivia tonight and the bar had it on the TVs. Every time I'd look over at it, Drake was on stage doing something. I'm guessing he was hosting?

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:13

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Goodman had an amazing mullet.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:14

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Monkey Labia

Oh Christ, Chris is now looking up the monkey's dress hahahahaha

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:15

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Serafinowicz is killing it with the voices.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:15

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Will Ferrell founded Funny or Die?

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:16

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

These songs both sound amazing. I want to hear the whole things.

Oh this is the same dude who did Smang It? That one's a classic.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:17

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Michael Ian Black has fallen on hard times.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:18

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Serafinowicz has the best evil British villain voice.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:19

DivisionPost: Jun 28, 2006; Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

That look on John Ross Bowie's face after "Lemme Smang It."

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:22

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Your name would just be... Chris... Hard... wick?

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:25

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I rewatched Goldenye recently for the first time in years. Famke Janssen has gotten soooooooooo much more attractive since appearing in that movie, holy gently caress.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:26

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Goddammit Peter you are not going to lose to a Dees Nuts joke.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:26

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I rewatched Goldenye recently for the first time in years. Famke Janssen has gotten soooooooooo much more attractive since appearing in that movie, holy gently caress.

I saw her on The Soup last week and was kinda floored.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:27

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I rewatched Goldenye recently for the first time in years. Famke Janssen has gotten soooooooooo much more attractive since appearing in that movie, holy gently caress.

I've seen Goldeneye, Nip/Tuck, and Hemlock Grove(couldn't get into the series) and she really has that ageless look.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:29

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Bullshit, 1 was beter.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 05:31

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Well at least he knows it was a stupid idea.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 05:03

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

...well that got dark quick.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 05:03

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Those were the days.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 05:06

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:22

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

# ? Jul 18, 2014 05:08

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