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razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Mr Havafap posted:

Okay, let's hear you do it.

A dick with a butt with a dick growing from said butt.

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Meatwave: Feb 21, 2014; Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.

Hot off the presses:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 18:46

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

razorrozar posted:

A dick with a butt with a dick growing from said butt.

"Fits on your face" is just a lie. What about the neck colonization problem?

# ? Jul 17, 2014 18:49

razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

AlbieQuirky posted:

"Fits on your face" is just a lie. What about the neck colonization problem?

That's only a problem if A) your beard is a dirty imperialist and B) your military spending isn't enough to keep a standing army of razors.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 18:52

Anora: Feb 16, 2014; I fuckin suck!🪠

AlbieQuirky posted:

"Fits on your face" is just a lie. What about the neck colonization problem?

Anyone that makes a Beard facts image macro isn't worried about neck colonization.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 19:13

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

razorrozar posted:

I initially read the bottom-left factoid as "Quadruples homelessness" which I guess is also kinda true.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 20:00

cptInsane0: Apr 11, 2007; ...and a clown with no head

razorrozar posted:

A dick with a butt with a dick growing from said butt.

This needs to be the new thread title.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 20:04

veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

dijon du jour posted:

I initially read the bottom-left factoid as "Quadruples homelessness" which I guess is also kinda true.

Quadruples the chance of looking homeless.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:03

IamnotJoe: Jul 24, 2005; Maybe Steve.

dijon du jour posted:

I initially read the bottom-left factoid as "Quadruples homelessness" which I guess is also kinda true.

I was trying to figure out the doghousediaries bit.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 22:04

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Meatwave posted:

Hot off the presses:

Malaysia Airlines just can't catch a break.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 23:10

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

PittTheElder posted:

Malaysia Airlines just can't catch a break.

Except this time it was shot down by a missle. Hell of a lot of people dead. It's not a very funny picture after learning that.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 01:44

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Ragequit posted:

Except this time it was shot down by a missle. Hell of a lot of people dead. It's not a very funny picture after learning that.

Your right it's hilarious.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 01:49

Junius: May 14, 2006; Thank you, entertainment committee.

razorrozar posted:

A dick with a butt with a dick growing from said butt.

Maybe it's the lack of sleep but I can't stop snickering at this. It's beautiful in its simplicity.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:00

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

IamnotJoe posted:

I was trying to figure out the doghousediaries bit.

So it's okay to reproduce as long as you do it outside of marriage?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:15

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Mister Adequate posted:

So it's okay to reproduce as long as you do it outside of marriage?

1 million illegitimate kids can't be wrong! :haw:

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:30

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PittTheElder posted:

Malaysia Airlines just can't catch a break.

at this point do you just give up and scrap the business? Can you recover from the bad PR of, "If you fly with us, you will die"?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:33

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Fauxtool posted:

at this point do you just give up and scrap the business? Can you recover from the bad PR of, "If you fly with us, you will die"?

The company have been having financial problems for a while despite having one of the best services among the world's airlines. In Malaysia, there are talks about the government privatising or outright closing it (it's a mostly government-owned company).

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:43

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Fauxtool posted:

at this point do you just give up and scrap the business? Can you recover from the bad PR of, "If you fly with us, you will die"?

You just start marketing it to risk junkies, with the tagline "if at any point you feel unsafe, you are welcome to get off".

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:59

Lotron: Aug 15, 2006; Still clownin'

Fauxtool posted:

at this point do you just give up and scrap the business? Can you recover from the bad PR of, "If you fly with us, you will die"?

There's no bouncing back from that teddy bear tweet's timing.
Change the name, paint the planes, switch countries. Leave the car. We need to go, now.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 09:59

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

Fauxtool posted:

at this point do you just give up and scrap the business? Can you recover from the bad PR of, "If you fly with us, you will die"?

"Malaysia Airlines: You Can't Cheat Death"

# ? Jul 18, 2014 10:15

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

PittTheElder posted:

You just start marketing it to risk junkies, with the tagline "if at any point you feel unsafe, you are welcome to get off".

I think that's just encouraging public masturbation.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 10:47

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 11:01

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Lotron posted:

Istari posted:

I think that's just encouraging public masturbation.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 11:02

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

FinalGamer posted:

Hey whoever's birthday it is today, I got something for you

https://www.bbc.com/news/murder_as__joke_about_sperg_idiot_from_shitty__tv_show_backfires

# ? Jul 18, 2014 11:06

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Rapman the Cook posted:

https://www.bbc.com/news/murder_as__joke_about_sperg_idiot_from_shitty__tv_show_backfires

Did you mean this link?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2442364/murder_as_joke_about_sperg_idiot_from_shitty_tv_show_backfires.html

# ? Jul 18, 2014 11:22

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Paladinus posted:

Did you mean this link?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2442364/murder_as_joke_about_sperg_idiot_from_shitty_tv_show_backfires.html

No, I did not.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 12:04

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

CharlieWhiskey posted:

Why is she suing the bus company? Aren't there fundraising calendars specifically for the boss-eyed?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 14:18

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Haruharuharuko posted:

I like the chick dying of laughter because that's my same expression every time I look at this horse.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:57

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Mister Adequate posted:

I like the chick dying of laughter because that's my same expression every time I look at this horse.

While I was trying to find a video of a dog in a horse mask, google suggested:

Someone make a dog horse mask moon shirt, please.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:01

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Mulefisk posted:

"Malaysia Airlines: You Can't Cheat Death"

Someone apparently can. (crappy Google translation)

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:09

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Mister Adequate posted:

I like the chick dying of laughter because that's my same expression every time I look at this horse.

Knowing dogs, her laughter is probably making him wag his tail, which makes it even funnier to see.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:15

Folly: May 26, 2010

Zopotantor posted:

Someone apparently can. (crappy Google translation)

Ok. I really hope "misfortune machine" catches on. I bet it translates to something cliche, like "ill-fated flight." But drat, misfortune machine should be a thing.

But anyhow, so this guy is trying to leave Malaysia. He's tried twice so far and narrowly missed disaster. At what point do you say, "Ok, you know what, I'm fine here" and start shopping for a place to live?

# ? Jul 18, 2014 20:15