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Welp, the DC Office of Attorney General released guidelines and best practices for officers regarding the pending decriminalization of Marijuana today.
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pot is cool
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Jul 17, 2014 01:27
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Welp, Just means more of it will be running through our jurisdiction. I'm feeling an increase in marijuana arrests, narcotics funds seizures, and asset forfeitures coming on. Papa needs a new set of night vision goggles.  .
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Jul 17, 2014 01:27
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So jelly Come on Trudeau 2.0 get elected so we can have a ruined economy but sweet legal weed
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Jul 17, 2014 01:51
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That's what you get for being white in Florida. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iVNCPaXLuk Do you know who the gently caress I am? The lack of communication between all forms of "law enforcement" is a loving joke. Jesus loving god drat christ, the tools have been provided, continue ignoring them and continue to suffer the consequences of ignorance. 
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Jul 17, 2014 02:37
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Welp, the DC Office of Attorney General released guidelines and best practices for officers regarding the pending decriminalization of Marijuana today. Prepare to be seeing a lot more CO plates.
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Jul 17, 2014 04:12
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Jul 17, 2014 05:26
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I was recruited into the unofficial "Catfish squad" since I can now access Facebook and Instagram for investigative purposes lol
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Thesoldier posted:I was recruited into the unofficial "Catfish squad" since I can now access Facebook and Instagram for investigative purposes lol also grindr
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Jul 17, 2014 05:31
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Patrol supervisor got his whole duty rig stolen (gun, belt, taser, cuffs etc) Who the gently caress leaves that in a marked unit overnight 
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Jul 17, 2014 15:58
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I take it he's going to get fired over that?
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Jul 17, 2014 16:38
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Probably just disciplined. The only thing that was department property was the taser/OC spray.
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Jul 17, 2014 17:48
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How loving stupid can you be?quote:supervisor Oh, never mind.
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beanieson posted:Probably just disciplined. The only thing that was department property was the taser/OC spray. Ah, gotcha. Still, a gun going missing I would think be a shitcannable offence.
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Jul 18, 2014 00:02
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Welp, the DC Office of Attorney General released guidelines and best practices for officers regarding the pending decriminalization of Marijuana today. I'm expecting a jump in marijuana arrests in the short term. Plenty of idiots who will be out smoking in public, carrying too much, or not realizing that apparently any of the Federal LEOs in the city can still arrest them. Also didn't find out until after this went into effect (3 months after being passed), that yes, it includes a provision that marijuana positives do not count as a violation of probation. Thanks for the guidance, management! (there wasn't any guidance, unless you count a director saying he couldn't find the text of the law but that we shouldn't change anything).
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Jul 18, 2014 03:10
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Yea we were basically told nothing changes, but to use "sound discretion" in conducting narcotics investigations.
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Jul 18, 2014 04:21
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don't be a fuckin patsy in the drug war whip. The only arrests you should be making is those criminals in congress.
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Jul 18, 2014 05:01
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The streets demand justice even as the courts become corrupt and weak, Whip Also while you're at it make sure they don't lick any bad stamps 
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Jul 18, 2014 06:57
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I don't know what "postal police" do but Postal Inspectors are pretty high speed with the poo poo they investigate and I'd do that job in a heartbeat.
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Snowdens Secret posted:The streets demand justice even as the courts become corrupt and weak, Whip   If all else fails take the 
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being a postal inspector would be pretty cool. Looking at all the different fed LE agencies I bet dispatching poo poo like accidents turns into a loving nightmare. Do you guys all have your own dispatch? Who decides who takes what? Do you guys look down on metro DC for being locals or do they look down on you guys for being glorified security guards? Tell me all the inner workings of DC law enforcement.
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Jul 18, 2014 08:58
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It depends on the officer, really. I have a really good working relationship with the MPD guys in my areas because backup from my agency is usually 5-10 minutes away, minimum, at any given time. Handling incidents is pretty easy, its just a matter of looking at our jurisdictional map and saying yay or nay. We have our own dedicated dispatch with its own emergency numbers, but half of our calls come forwarded from the various 911 centers.
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Jul 18, 2014 09:15
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For a country that's been around for about as long as Pelé can keep an erection, you guys have a mind boggling number of Federal police and intelligence services. Why not just have 1 Federal police service, 1 for each state and let them run their own jails and prisons.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Why not just have 1 Federal police service We fought a war to get away from the redcoats man. Separation of powers and all that. Also, if we had only a handful of police agencies in the country, it would be a lot harder for lovely cops to hop from department to department as they keep getting fired.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:For a country that's been around for about as long as Pelé can keep an erection, you guys have a mind boggling number of Federal police and intelligence services. Why not just have 1 Federal police service, 1 for each state and let them run their own jails and prisons. As far as current governments and systems of rule, the USA is one of the oldest and longest lasting today. 
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Jul 18, 2014 11:16
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disband the states federalize all LE and have one giant federal dept for the whole nation.
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Jul 18, 2014 12:12
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On that note out of all the federal police/intelligence services you guys have which is the one which all of the others look down on and makes jokes about behind their back?
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Branis posted:disband the states federalize all LE and have one giant federal dept for the whole nation. Re-instate her majesty as head of state, make all police officers wear Pitt helms (the boob helmet we wear in the UK) and hang Whip as a traitor.
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Jul 18, 2014 13:30
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Pith helmets are super legit and I'd wear them in a second. Everything you do looks cooler in a pith helmet.
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Apparently there is some design difference and we wear Pitt helms, not entirely sure what the difference is though. They are comfy as gently caress and I love wearing mine.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:For a country that's been around for about as long as Pelé can keep an erection, you guys have a mind boggling number of Federal police and intelligence services. Why not just have 1 Federal police service, 1 for each state and let them run their own jails and prisons. You're really underestimating the appeal to every two-bit assistant director of having their own combat-kitted SWAT team Was it this thread where Whip defended the existence of the Department of Education SWAT unit because student loan delinquents require a unique set of skills to subdue
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I mow my lawn in a pith helmet, true story. Snowdens Secret posted:Was it this thread where Whip defended the existence of the Department of Education SWAT unit because student loan delinquents require a unique set of skills to subdue lol, no but someone please point me towards that thread 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...redentials.html Are Manchester cops really gay-friendly? e: also, http://boingboing.net/2014/07/17/uk-police-capture-the-a-team.html Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jul 18, 2014 |
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Jul 18, 2014 17:23
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Most cops in the UK are, on account of gays representing a much larger portion of the police service than the general public. Of my 3 immediate Inspectors and 3 Sergeants, 4 are gay.
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Wurzag posted:On that note out of all the federal police/intelligence services you guys have which is the one which all of the others look down on and makes jokes about behind their back? The answer is always the FBI. gently caress those guys.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:The answer is always the FBI. gently caress those guys. Yeah, my dad was NSA for a decade and spent a lot of time bitching at the extreme incompetence of the FBI and their desire to use the US Marshalls or Treasury Dept for anything requiring a law enforcement contact
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Jul 18, 2014 19:57
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Whip Slagcheek posted:The answer is always the FBI. gently caress those guys. counterpoint: Bureau of Prisons
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Jul 18, 2014 20:37
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Most cops in the UK are, on account of gays representing a much larger portion of the police service than the general public. Of my 3 immediate Inspectors and 3 Sergeants, 4 are gay. Seriouspost: that's awesome and I wish more North American agencies were as open minded Booblord Zagats posted:Yeah, my dad was NSA for a decade and spent a lot of time bitching at the extreme incompetence of the FBI and their desire to use the US Marshalls or Treasury Dept for anything requiring a law enforcement contact  US Marshalls Some of our guys did some fugitive apprehension training with the USMS and had lots of respect for them. I'd love to get the chance to do some training and/or a ridealong with them. 
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Our OT board is a first come first serve take it as it's posted website. A large posting for a certain daily assignment next month was supposed to be put up probably sometime last week, but was delayed because the new "approving supervisor" wanted to "review it" before it went up. What that actually meant was he wanted the lady in charge of the board to wait until he got back from vacation, said "ok go", and immediately took several of the spots as they were posted for himself. The guy wonders why nobody likes him.
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