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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Bogan Krkic posted:

Wow, I don't even know what a fruitella is

its a badman sweet

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Twat le Piss
Aug 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

yes it is, its been baked, its finished, its ready to come out of the oven


it is done

It's too late for a coat hanger and a bottle of gin

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Pissflaps posted:

sorry no its not been born

but yesterday it went 'full term' so if it was born today it wouldnt be premature

still 3 weeks until the due date

so now its just being lazy

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
pissflaps is not a dad yet

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
his post was misleading, he's like a politician

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Barry Shitpeas posted:

so now its just being lazy

yeah

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Don't let it get too brown, pissflaps

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
http://gawker.com/my-14-hour-search-for-the-end-of-tgi-fridays-endless-ap-1606122925

journalism

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

induce labour before it gets fat

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Boeing Troll posted:

Don't let it get too brown, pissflaps

we wouldnt want that

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Are you going to watch your newborn baby bursting its way out of your wife's vagina pissflaps

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

Butterfly Valley posted:

Are you going to watch your newborn baby bursting its way out of your wife's vagina pissflaps

yikes

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

my farts are smoking me out of my own office this morning

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Airport posting

Congratulations on the full terming Pissflaps.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Gigi Galli posted:

Airport posting

Congratulations on the full terming Pissflaps.

Good luck

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

fat gay nonce posted:

you're a computer janitor who despite earning a lot of money is unable to attract a woman, lol

ban these doxxers GD

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Butterfly Valley posted:

Are you going to watch your newborn baby bursting its way out of your wife's vagina pissflaps

no im going to be flirting with attractive foreign barmaids and deli shop workers

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Pissflaps posted:

no im going to be flirting with attractive foreign barmaids and deli shop workers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcqs5z0yEl4

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Jose posted:

that reminds me, american car crew, are ford fusions any good? the place i'm renting my car from upgraded me for free since they were having problems when i was trying to rent online

Yeah my wife has one.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


SuperHunBastard1690 posted:

I thought I saw another fullkitwanker the other day on a bike but then I realised there were 8 of them and it may have been a cycling team.
cyclists are faggots, imo

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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woah, russias blowing up planes now????

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

SuperHunBastard1690 posted:

I thought I saw another fullkitwanker the other day on a bike but then I realised there were 8 of them and it may have been a cycling team.

im a full kit wanker except my shorts and gloves don't match the team kit.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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did they think fabio capello was on it???

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Eau de MacGowan posted:

woah, russias blowing up planes now????

quite late to this arrival, just like the malaysian flight

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Eau de MacGowan posted:

did they think fabio capello was on it???
they knew the aids researchers were on it, and they knew aids is a gay disease

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
get this

I don't trust Vladimir Putin

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
cyclists who cycle on the pavement really grind my gears

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Butterfly Valley posted:

Are you going to watch your newborn baby bursting its way out of your wife's vagina pissflaps

he is, knowing full well there's a good chance of himself fainting on the spot. My posting hat is off to pissflaps for that.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
its true, i might faint

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



African AIDS cum posted:

Idk if i could be objective it was very strange i felt violated she just sat there while the doctor asked me if i smoked cigarettes or had night sweats or it burns when i pee, i could just picture her telling brittany and brooke and her clique of hot friends and then i'm done for

lol

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
pissflaps is currently learning everything he can about anesthesia and child birth so he can troll the doctors

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Hashtag Banterzone posted:

pissflaps is currently learning everything he can about anesthesia and child birth so he can troll the doctors

They're probably going au naturel imo.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Congratulations, Pissflaps!


You chose the 12 minute album version. Hardcore.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Pissflaps posted:

no im going to be flirting with attractive foreign barmaids and deli shop workers

Seems fairly good and full of win imo

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
St Evan Echos loves the Azns.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
The ex deli girl is apparently training to be an air hostess which is pretty worrying

She would be extremely good at most aspects of the job because she's so loving oblivious to anything and smily and giggly most of the time

However if the plane started going down she would probably say lol and take a plane crash selfie

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Butterfly Valley posted:

The ex deli girl is apparently training to be an air hostess which is pretty worrying

She would be extremely good at most aspects of the job because she's so loving oblivious to anything and smily and giggly most of the time

However if the plane started going down she would probably say lol and take a plane crash selfie
seems like as productive a use of that time as any tbh it's not like she could do anything to stop it

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
apparently 100 people with Aids were on the Malaysia air flight

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Brony Car posted:

Congratulations, Pissflaps!


You chose the 12 minute album version. Hardcore.

the only version

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Butterfly Valley posted:

Nope we just noshed each other off for a bit with no ejaculation then he wanted to do more and I didn't because I had a terrifying moment of clarity and realisation that maybe I didn't wanna blow or be blowed by a man anymore

I'm a bigot so it's OK I'm disgusted by this.

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